Feigning shock, horror, and a distaste for violence, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reacted after watching, in real time, the military attack which finally took out world terrorist Osama bin Laden by uttering "he's in Hog Heaven Now' as his body...
Hog Jaw, Arkansas residents were treated to more than just a friendly Holiday Fair and Tree Lighting Ceremony last weekend when several drunken residents dressed in Santa outfits began arguing over the right to flip the switch on the annual town Chri...
Hog Jaw, Arkansas - (Where?!?) Hog Jaw, Arkansas - Greetings everyone, we are at the corner of 1st street and Main in Hog Jaw Arkansas, awaiting the motorcade of Zsa Zsa Gabor and her entourage, also her groom, only known in these parts as Charpa. In fact we have a local person here, Finnious McGee, who says he has the low down on Zsa Zsa's groom to be.
"The problem with you Papparazzi's is yo...
Using technology to help the infirm control wheelchairs, computers and air conditioning, scientists in Hog Jaw, Arkansas, have developed a cap for dogs that allows their owners to understand what the barks mean.
"I got fed up checking to see if a...
Squirrel Holler County Community College, serving the greater Hog Jaw, Arkansas area, has just named a dog as the school valedictorian. This is the first time the school has named an animal to the position since Buttercup the horse got special points...
Lenny Grits, local govenor of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, is said to be 'really p*ssed' at President Obama, and his whole administration.
President Obama decided last week to pay a visit to the small backwoods town, to see what all the recent fuss was abou...
The Mayor of Hog Jaw has only himself to blame for not taking advantage of the opportunities presented to him these past few weeks when a couple dozen or so Hog Jaw news items mysteriously started making their rounds on the internet.
Mayor Humphre...
Yes, it's true. The Hog Jaw Restaurant has, indeedy, added a new item to its menu.
This is, indeed, a great surprise to residents of Hog Jaw, who have lovingly enjoyed choosing from the five items on the regular menu for over three decades.
T...
Fans of doomed Brit cop show The Bill were celebrating last night following the announcement that it had been reprieved.
Its new home will be Hog Jaw, Arkansas, USA.
The ITV show, about the hard-pressed cops at Sun Hill nick in London, was set...
Little Rock AR: Fox News Channel reporter Bill O'Reilly held a short interview with Warren Smorgasbord, the newest and youngest, US billionaire at his offices overlooking the Arkansas River in this southern city. The overarching question was how did...
The Hog Jaw 'bikers' appeared in court today, in Simcoe, Ontario, to answer charges of: Attempting to smuggle corn cobs into the US of A, wearing extremely offensive smelling underwear, and being absolute idiots (both by Canadian AND American standar...
Reports have just come in that the Hog Jaw 'bikers' who were turned away from Port Dover's Friday 13th Rally last week, have now found themselves in yet another pickle.
The 'bikers' have been held up at the Canada/US border. It appears they were...
Billy Ray Montana, a sixteen year old fifth grader in Emma Jean Watson's class at the elementary school, is asking for donations to rebuild his science fair project. According to Billy Ray, Revenuers (IRS agents) shot up the still he was making in h...
Famous philospher and writer Throckmorton P. Turdblossom has been hired to teach at the Hog Jaw, Arkansas campus of Squirrel Holler County Community College. Turdblossom brings with him the credentials necessary for the job and becomes the highest e...
HOG JAW, Arkansas -- Tafoya Saunderson's parents have been teaching their daughter some valuable lessons, and one of those came in mighty handy today when her father lost consciousness in their Hog Jaw, Arkansas home.
Frank Saunderson told local a...
HOG JAW, Arkansas - The Mayor of Hog Jaw, Arkansas, Humphrey Dumpty showed up at the Hog Jaw city jail early this morning hoping to bail out his wife, Betty, after she was arrested on misdemeanor charges of loitering and disturbing the peace late Sat...
HOG JAW, Arkansas - A particularly mammoth species of bedbugs that have been populating New York City for months now has found its way to the businesses and homes of Hog Jaw, Arkansas. While no one is sure who is responsible for bringing the bedbugs...
HOG JAW, Arkansas -- Something sure did happen Wednesday night at Laverne Langford's Double Diamond Karaoke Bar near Hog Jaw, Arkansas, but just exactly what that was depends on who you're talking to.
25-year-old Ashley Tisdale told a police offic...