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Funny story:  Rejected Olympic sports: 5 new events you won't be seeing in Sochi

Rejected Olympic sports: 5 new events you won't be seeing in Sochi

The Olympic Village, Russia - If you have the feeling that the 2014 Olympic Games are a little short on activities, give yourself a medal. Five brand-new sports created for Sochi's big show were shot down without getting as much as a singe from the O...
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Funny story:  A Colorado Group Wants The Colorado Avalanche of The NHL To Change Its Name

A Colorado Group Wants The Colorado Avalanche of The NHL To Change Its Name

DENVER - Word from the world of sports is that there is a movement in Colorado to change the name of the National Hockey League Colorado Avalanche to the Colorado Pot Pucks. According to Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette, the movement was...
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Funny story:  Malawi Hockey Team Prepares for Olympics

Malawi Hockey Team Prepares for Olympics

Though they have never seen snow, or even ice for that matter, the men are gearing up for a tough contest against their Northern foes "We're good with our sticks", says team captain Umambi The group is pretty sure that knockin' over a few...
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Funny story:  Hockey player suspended for having too many teeth

Hockey player suspended for having too many teeth

Cold part, Canada - Starting defenseman Larry McMurphy was suspended 2 games for his repeated violation of NHL dress code. According to section 3.41.2 "No player, in accordance with hockey tradition, shall have a complete set of front teeth." His sus...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles

Charlie Sheen Throws A Fit At The NHL Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the old Charlie Sheen has returned from the "Land of The Spaced Out" and has made an appearance at L.A.'s Staples Center. According to Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle Sheen had gone to th...
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Funny story:  Coming Soon! The Girl's Bikini Hockey League

Coming Soon! The Girl's Bikini Hockey League

TULSA - First it was Women's Beach Volleyball and then came The Lingerie Football League. And now thanks to sports mogul Carson "Dollar $ign$" Esterelli, the American males will soon be gazing upon gorgeous women in The Girl's Bikini Hockey League...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump in a surprise move has made an offer to purchase the world's most famous arena Madison Square Garden. The billionaire who still is considering running for the office of president of the United States told a close frien...
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Funny story:  Obama Warns Canada Not to Interfere With Conflict

Obama Warns Canada Not to Interfere With Conflict

Pierre, SD - President Barracks Obama today again warned Canada not to interfere with the ongoing conflict between North and South Dakota. The two states have been at odds after both ended up having competing teams in the regional hockey finals. "...
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Funny story:  Prison Inmate Fights Turns Into Hockey Games

Prison Inmate Fights Turns Into Hockey Games

Following several recent prison inmate fights at four U.S. northern states, prison officials have decided to flood the common area prison grounds, create an ice rink and distribute hockey equipment to anyone wanting time out of their cells. Adviso...
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Funny story:  James Wisniewski Shows Steve Avery How To Brush Rear Molars, Gets Suspended.

James Wisniewski Shows Steve Avery How To Brush Rear Molars, Gets Suspended.

The four people who still follow ice hockey are up in arms over the NHL's decision to suspend Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski, after Wisniewski took time out of his busy day to show Rangers douchebag Sean Avery the proper way to brush the rear...
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Funny story:  The Philadelphia Flyers Continue To Suck

The Philadelphia Flyers Continue To Suck

The Philadelphia Flyers, The National Hockey League's dung pile representing Southeastern Pennsylvania, has lost it's bid to win the Stanley Cup, quitting and giving up during overtime of Game 6 with the Chicago Blackhawks. While this was undoubte...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Sues NHL for Celebration Plagiarism

Tiger Woods Sues NHL for Celebration Plagiarism

Having dropped out of his most recent tournament, Tiger Woods accidentally came across a hockey game in his living room while flipping through the channels (He thought it may have been a new form of 'team golf' in Europe). After a few minutes of d...
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Funny story:  San Jose Diving Competition Won by Sharks

San Jose Diving Competition Won by Sharks

With a tremendous display of athleticism both on their skates and off them, the San Jose Sharks won a heated competition with the Detroit Red Wings last night by virtue of flailing arms and off-balance dramatics in the act of professional diving.
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Funny story:  Wings Go Down Hard on Sharks

Wings Go Down Hard on Sharks

Putting up a fine effort, the Detroit Red Wings go down in game one of the Western Conference semi-finals, losing to the San Jose Sharks 4 to 3. The top seeded Sharks expected to take at least one game in their own house, but the win gives them an...
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Funny story:  Hockey player unable to find knob

Hockey player unable to find knob

If Canadian junior hockey player Chris Doyle "was charged with being a colossal asshole, prick and dickwad, I would find him guilty," a judge said Friday. "Of assault causing bodily harm, I find him not guilty." The verdict ends Doyle's assault t...
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Funny story:  USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers

USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers

Enacting their pre-game strategy in advance of the long awaited Olympic hockey match up between Team Canada and Team USA, the young Americans stole team Canada's coffee and donut crullers just prior to the game. The loss of the pre-game "Coffee an...
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Funny story:  Fan Proposes at Hockey Game, Ends up with Fractured Jaw

Fan Proposes at Hockey Game, Ends up with Fractured Jaw

The best of the action was in the stands at Madison Square Garden on the weekend. A hopeless romantic had arranged for his marriage proposal to be flashed on the big screen near the scoreboard. His girlfriend, who was sitting next to him in the sta...
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Funny story:  The Hockey Mom Christmas Song

The Hockey Mom Christmas Song

Another tribute to hockey moms and dads, ice ponds, flood lights and kids that refuse to come in from the cold until they are forced to. You just have to love this time of year... snow on the pines, crisp air, goofy knitted hats. That, or just move your butt down to Florida and stop complaining. Seriously though... Merry Christmas! Sung to the tune of "The Christmas Song" (Chestnuts r...
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President Obama OK' Trillion Dollar Bills

Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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