Denying that they are, in fact, Hobbits, the Tea Party none-the-less announced today that it had been infiltrated by extremely liberal Orcs!
"The evidence is all around us!" exclaimed Bilbo Baggins, head spokesperson for the Tea Party as he survey...
Los Angeles- Barry M. Meyer, CEO of Warner Brothers, held a press conference today to announce the upcoming release of what is believed to be the most expensive movie ever made, Hobbit with the Harry Potter Tattoo.
Meyer explained thusly, "We alr...
New Zealand was celebrating today following the news that two Hobbit movies will be made there after all.
There were fears that Warner Brothers would take filming elsewhere after spats with acting unions.
But all issues have been cleared up and...
New Zealanders have hit the streets in an extraordinary show of support for the Hobbit movie which is due to start shooting in the country next year.
Thousands of Kiwis came out in protest at suggestions that filming might have to go elsewhere fol...
Peter Jackson won many Oscars for his Lord of the Rings trilogy, but has decided not to direct the prequel. Instead, Guillermo Del Toro (Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth) will helm this new film set in an earlier time in Middle Earth.
Radiocarbon dating suggests tiny, barefoot people lived as peaceful, beer-drinking farmers and gardeners over three thousand years ago.
Lord Lucan, the eccentric English peer who disappeared from the face of the earth after his children's nanny was murdered in 1974, has been found alive and well by Hobbits in New Zealand.
London, England - In an apparent response to the news announced just days ago in a story in TheSpoof.com that Christopher Tolkien and Paul Jackson are teaming up, J.K. Rowling's announced today she too would be doing yet another Harry Potter book...
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