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Funny story: The End Of Hipsters?

The End Of Hipsters?

San Francisco, CA - It has been a good, long ride for the waxed mustache set, but it appears that there might be moth holes in the secondhand fabric that is keeping this trend together. We talked to a well-pierced waxy named "Scat-Cat," who claimed t...
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Funny story: Prices of guitars skyrocketing - Buy one now before they cost more than you do!

Prices of guitars skyrocketing - Buy one now before they cost more than you do!

Hipsters, douche-bags, failed musicians, and people without many friends alike need to buy their guitars and fast. As summer rolls around, the beaches of the coasts are going to be flooded with morons, failing college students, hot babes and guys...
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Funny story: Hipster in London Attempts To Start New Trend By Throwing Away Oranges, And Eating The Peel.

Hipster in London Attempts To Start New Trend By Throwing Away Oranges, And Eating The Peel.

Mark Anderson isn't your typical hipster. He doesn't drink flat whites, because that's what all the other hipsters drink and he's a lot more alternative then that, admits Anderson. The first rule of being a hipster, is to not admit that you're a...
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Funny story: Newly Discovered Journal Reveals Hitler Meant Moustache to be Ironic

Newly Discovered Journal Reveals Hitler Meant Moustache to be Ironic

A journal recently discovered by historical researchers from the Institute of Hipsterism at the London Academy of Social Sciences reveals that Adolf Hitler originally grew his distinctive mustache as a joke. "I have adopted the most comical of mousta...
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Funny story: Middle Aged Dudes Realize They Were Hipsters At Some Point

Middle Aged Dudes Realize They Were Hipsters At Some Point

Reporters recently interviewed two middle aged dudes hanging out, outside a hipster music venue after overhearing them make fun of the patrons. One of the 40 something generation X-ers stated, "You know what though? I just realized something. Bac...
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Funny story: Redneck PBR Drinker Becomes Micro-brew Connoisseur To Spite Hipsters Who Snubbed Him

Redneck PBR Drinker Becomes Micro-brew Connoisseur To Spite Hipsters Who Snubbed Him

A patron at a local bar, a self proclaimed "redneck," recently got into a heated discussion about politics with what many people would describe as "hipsters." "I was just tryin' to relax, bout ta start in on ma' eighth PBR," said Vern McDern, "the...
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Funny story: 19-year-old has coolest dorm room 1992 has ever seen

19-year-old has coolest dorm room 1992 has ever seen

MIAMI, OH--Replete with its multiple posters of Michael Jordan and Spud Webb, Super Nintendo, GoldStar TV and vinyl copy of Dr. Dre's The Chronic, Miami University sophomore Nick Mostey indisputably has the coolest dorm room on campus were it the yea...
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Funny story: Hipster Havoc! Hipster's Friends Discover He's Country Music Fan

Hipster Havoc! Hipster's Friends Discover He's Country Music Fan

Russell Moody's hipster friends had always found it tough to pinpoint Russ's musical tastes. Russ, a longtime resident of Greenpoint, Brooklyn, generally told his buddies he liked "such a crazy range of music" that it was impossible to categorize in...
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Funny story: Fake Security Update Hits Apple's Single Mac User

Fake Security Update Hits Apple's Single Mac User

LOS ANGELES - A fake security update for Apple Mac has hit 100% of all Mac. Rod Jennens, was hit by the 'update'. "Man," he said, "Dude, I'm like, not able, to like, access my, like blog, man. I wanted to, you know, like, rant about the corpora...
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Funny story: Spoofer Found to Be Ironically Post-Modern

Spoofer Found to Be Ironically Post-Modern

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Spoofer Inhopeless today, was found to be absolutely ironic today after his spoofs were suggesting he was being post-modern. "You see," said Erskin Quint, a fellow spoofer, "it appears that he has written self-referential articl...
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!
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