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Funny story: Woodstock hippies emerge after decades in hiding

Woodstock hippies emerge after decades in hiding

"Is the war over?" Were the first words Star Zephyrwind uttered while taking his first breath of fresh un-pot-ladened air after more than four decades of hiding in a cave on the upstate New York dairy farm used for the giant rock concert "Woodstock".
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Funny story: Weed-smoking Potlandians debate whether to legalize Nicotine and Alcohol

Weed-smoking Potlandians debate whether to legalize Nicotine and Alcohol

CANNABISTOWN, PO--In Potlandia, marijuana is legal for recreational purposes and is commonly smoked by nearly all of the adult citizens of that country, while alcohol and nicotine are banned. But the alcohol and tobacco industries regard Potlandia's...
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Funny story: Don't let them put flora and fauna on your head and call you a "hippie" or a "yippie" lil' feller

Don't let them put flora and fauna on your head and call you a "hippie" or a "yippie" lil' feller

Yes, you have tried to understand them but they're weird and wacko. You've tried to relate to them but they're almost like aliens from an ugly, bizarre, brown dwarf star . . . . In your young wisdom, you are just now discovering how the Flower Power - Free Love & Free Sex turned 'Me! Me! Me!' generation didn't generate much for you. You're feeling unplugged, no doubt. You're running...
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Funny story: The Quality Of Our Hippies Is Diminishing In America

The Quality Of Our Hippies Is Diminishing In America

I am writing this out of concern for the quality of hippies we have here in America at the moment. The other day I overheard a small group of alternative types in a natural food store discussing how they were going to fly around the U.S. this summer. Since when, I do ask, do hippies FLY other than when they have scored some particularly good dope? REAL hippies hitchhike or ride bikes or drive...
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Funny story: Talks frozen as politicians desert climate change summit amid storm of protests

Talks frozen as politicians desert climate change summit amid storm of protests

As the Rio +30 summit in Brazil finished today, there was little hope that the conference on climate change would produce any concrete commitments. The summit was named after the 30th anniversary of the Duran Duran song. Ministers from over 100 count...
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Funny story: Scientists discover paisley-propensity gene

Scientists discover paisley-propensity gene

In an important breakthrough, scientists have discovered a gene that causes a fondness for paisley. This gene, which was discovered on chromosome 11, nestled between addictive personality and porphyria, is known as PKGUM2. Although the presence o...
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Funny story: Bristol hippies protest against Tesco

Bristol hippies protest against Tesco

A group calling themselves the People's Republic of Stokes Croft are continuing to protest against the opening of a Tesco's shop in Bristol. The group are named after the totalitarian regime which seized power in China in the 1950s, and the Bristol g...
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Funny story: Aging Hippie Injured By Lava Lamp

Aging Hippie Injured By Lava Lamp

San Francisco, CA - Mark Bongmeister, age 65, has become yet another casualty of the 1960's hippie era - victim of a painful lava lamp accident. In fact, several thousand incidents involving the "lava" filled pop-art light contraptions have been...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner, Chaske Spencer to Star in Adult Underground Comic-Based, "The Fabulous Fuzzy Freak Brothers"!

Taylor Lautner, Chaske Spencer to Star in Adult Underground Comic-Based, "The Fabulous Fuzzy Freak Brothers"!

Actor Taylor Lautner will be starring in a new adult movie based on the old comic classics, "The Fabulous Fuzzy Freak Brothers" which is proving to be a very profitable trend of late. "It combines youth stars like Lautner and Chaske Spencer with o...
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Funny story: Hippies Making A Comeback in the U.K.

Hippies Making A Comeback in the U.K.

Caroline Spelman, Minister for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has announced a radical new proposal to reintroduce hippies into certain parts of the United Kingdom. Following the success of similar measures involving beavers, ospreys and r...
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Funny story: A Progressive Hippie's Fairy Tale

A Progressive Hippie's Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there was a large hippie clan living in a remote area of the Appalachian Mountains. They had been living a quiet life out of mainstream America since the early 70's. They dropped out of society during the Nixon administration fully expecting to re-integrate back in when Nixon left office, but decided their lifestyle was one that could not be abandoned so easily. Numbering in t...
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Funny story: Tar and Sand Candle Business Takes Off in Florida

Tar and Sand Candle Business Takes Off in Florida

Not everyone on the Gulf Coast of Florida is bemoaning the dastardly effects of tar balls washing up on their pristine white-sand beaches. Harold "Happy" Toner and his wife Sunny Toner are turning those tar balls into dollar bills. "Oh, we're hipp...
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Funny story: New Old Age Replacing New Age as New Age-Old Age

New Old Age Replacing New Age as New Age-Old Age

In the blink of an eye, the New Age will be over, and the New Old Age will take over. Sources close to the divine greatness himself known only as a whisper have confirmed that before the end of the second decade of 2000, the world, as we know it, wi...
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Funny story: Last Hippie laid to rest

Last Hippie laid to rest

Bagpipes blaring, a large procession of Generation XYers walked slowly up Market towards Haight St. in San Francisco yesterday. The solemn procession was led by a modern day Lady Godiva, naked, with flowers in her hair, riding a white steed.
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Funny story: Mary Travers' Last Confession: "Puff the Magic Dragon' Was Not About Pot. It Was About..."

Mary Travers' Last Confession: "Puff the Magic Dragon' Was Not About Pot. It Was About..."

San Francisco, California - "You know that song about a boy and his dragon that I would sing to you all the time?" reminisced Mary Travers in a low soft-spoken voice to her family and friends and a reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that gathered...
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Funny story: One of "Peter, Paul and Mary" Joins the "The Grateful Dead"

One of "Peter, Paul and Mary" Joins the "The Grateful Dead"

San Francisco, California - Originally forming one-third of the nation's most popular folk music groups of the 1960s, "Peter, Paul and Mary", Mary Travers, like Momma Cass, later grew to form two-thirds of the trio, having eaten, Peter, one of the f...
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Funny story: Record Numbers Of Scum Gather At Stonehenge for Solstice

Record Numbers Of Scum Gather At Stonehenge for Solstice

Stonehenge, England - A record number of hairy, Celtic-tattooed, pierce-faced, dreadlocked new-age idiots with skinny dogs on strings gathered at Stonehenge for the summer solstice this year. Roads were gridlocked with rusty transit vans, and the sme...
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Funny story: Teenage Son of Hippie Dad Rebels; Gets Employed

Teenage Son of Hippie Dad Rebels; Gets Employed

San Francisco, CA- Harrison Hendricks, 16, severed political ties with his new-age hippie father last Thursday by getting a job. The move came to Harrison after months of introspective thought and debate. "I realized that there are some thin...
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