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'One Way Ticket' Wins Daftest Lyric Award

Funny story: 'One Way Ticket' Wins Daftest Lyric Award

Fresh on the heels of the Oscars came another award ceremony, this time to honour songs we love with daft lyrics! It takes place every year, ironically, in the town of Daftest Lyric, just outside Boston, Massachusetts and is now in it's 15th year.

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Hilton and Marriott Adopt Protein-Stain Resistant Towels

Funny story: Hilton and Marriott Adopt Protein-Stain Resistant Towels

Patented by Dr. Buster Hymens, a bio-chemist from Spit City, Nevada, a new coating that bonds itself to cotton fibers prevents even the worst protein stains from setting. Applied to towels and bedding in the initial wash cycle, the coating still al...

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Hilton Renames French Hotels: Hilton Paris Now Paris Hilton

Funny story: Hilton Renames French Hotels: Hilton Paris Now Paris Hilton

Hilton Hotels announced today that it is renaming several of its French hotels as part of its internet marketing strategy. In the most notable change, the Hilton Paris will be renamed the Paris Hilton.

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Paris Hilton is Home Free... Again!

Funny story: Paris Hilton is Home Free... Again!

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Pop icon and celebrity Paris Whitney Hilton 20, was released from prison yesterday on the grounds that she had an unmentioned medical complication that prohibited her from serving the remainder of her sentence, of forty-five days. Hi...

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Paris Hilton Jailed for Suspended License

Funny story: Paris Hilton Jailed for Suspended License

LOS ANGELES COUNTY JAIL, CALIFORNIA-- (ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST) After being warned countless times, the law has reached the end of its' rope. The Honorable Traffic Court Judge E.Z. Street, threw the book and sentenced Paris, Hilton...

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