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Funny story: Trump Calls Voter Recount A Scam - What Am

Trump Calls Voter Recount A Scam - What Am

Trump called the voter recount of Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania by Green Party candidate, Jill Stein, a scam. He also said that the Democrats were crybabies. Spoken by the 3-AM storm-tweeter. So why's Trump pouting? Isn't it a good idea...
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Funny story: Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Animal Farm, Part 7: Welcome to Napoleon Farm

Old Man Kennedy's Saturday boxers, red and tattered by the wind, were still waving in the wind at the top of the pole the pigs had put up. The terror level was still on high alert. Nothing had changed, except that it had gotten worse. When Scylla and Charidibis woke that morning and went the yard to chase their tails a bit before breakfast, they saw another slaughtered boar. It was mangled in...
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Funny story: Who's Unelectable Now? A Message from Bernie Sanders.

Who's Unelectable Now? A Message from Bernie Sanders.

Hi, this is Bernie Sanders. I just wanted to remind you Democrats how you didn't want me for your nominee. Sure, I might have lost. But I might have lost with some dignity and brought some integrity back to the Democratic Party. I could have brought some white men back into the party, but you didn't want that. Oh no You said, We don't need any white men in our Party, we can win just fine without t...
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Funny story: Glass Swear Box Sales Increase Dramatically After Trump Win

Glass Swear Box Sales Increase Dramatically After Trump Win

Seattle, WA - Sales of the "Glass Swear Box" have increased to unprecedented levels after Donald Tump's presidential election win. The box is a 7-foot glass enclosure in which owners can step in and vent all of their frustrations. A user can swear,...
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Funny story: Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY

Hillary sells her witches paraphernalia on EBAY

Clinton Estate - According to our anonymous source, who wishes to be known only as "Bill", Hillary has been secluding herself in the basement where she has collected all her witches equipment: Broom with extra thick handle, black candles made from th...
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Funny story: Animal Farm Revisited, part 5: Old george Has a Modest Proposal

Animal Farm Revisited, part 5: Old george Has a Modest Proposal

Old George Has a Modest Proposal Bernard had rallied his spirits as his first - some say primary - loss at the gate, the Infamous Loss at the Gate as he began to think of it. Yet, somehow after chasing some cats around the yard and yapping at the humans who were passing by, Bernard felt a little better. He scampered lively into the center yard where all the animals milled about early...
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Funny story: She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

My name is Chad Billings and I write for a very reputable magazine, The Republic Rag. I grew up in a middle-class neighborhood in a three-bedroom, two-bath split-level ranch, where I lived with my sister Martha (Marty for short). My parents were not divorced. My father worked at IBM like everyone else, which allowed my mother to stay home and take care of things until "the kids" were out of scho...
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Funny story: Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion

Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion

A host of authorities were called to 4750 North Meridian Avenue, Indianapolis, the governor's mansion, after a neighbor grew concerned over a raging fire, excessive smoke and an odd scent of burning flesh and hair. "The governor (Vice President to...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Named Attorney General

Hillary Clinton Named Attorney General

In surprising news today, Hillary Clinton was named attorney general by president-elect Trump. Sources indicate that the Trump transition team has found plenty of Republicans with significant foreign policy experience and plenty of Republicans w...
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Funny story: Swedish prosecutor sends Valerie Thighborg to London to summarize the Assange case

Swedish prosecutor sends Valerie Thighborg to London to summarize the Assange case

A new update on the Assange case is again rising to the surface. Ms. Valerie Thighborg, who has visited Mr. Assange twice previously (reported in these pages) has returned to Ecuador's London embassy to review Mr. Assange's current interrogation.
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Funny story: Hillary Is Elected President

Hillary Is Elected President

In a miraculous and purely patriotic act, the Electoral College, a group of officials no one has ever really seen, have decided that it would be in the best interest of the nation and the world, to dissolve their group and allow the majority of voter...
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Funny story: Amurexit from NAFTA TPP Wall Street and Global Policeman

Amurexit from NAFTA TPP Wall Street and Global Policeman

Despite the continuing wailing and tears and gnashing of teeth from angry Hillary supporters, the Trump Party is officially the winner of the 2016 presidential election. Foremost now in all the post-election sound and fury is the new United States...
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Funny story: USA to Split into Two Countries

USA to Split into Two Countries

Washington, DC - With anti-Trump protests occurring along the two U.S. coasts, the US House and Senate are proposing an emergency bill to split the United States into two countries. Donald J. Trump will serve as President of the United Middle Sta...
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Funny story: Cheetos to Sponsor Trump TV

Cheetos to Sponsor Trump TV

Special to TPN - Cheetos' parent company, Frito-Lay, announced that it will be a primary sponsor of President-elect Trump's TV station, CRUD (Conservative Republicans Under Donald). "It's a natural fit," said Vivek Sankaran, COO of Frito-Lay North Am...
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Funny story: Trump Said It Would Be Rigged

Trump Said It Would Be Rigged

He said it would be rigged. He blatantly announced that the presidential election would be rigged. The squirrels supporting his presidential election promised the election would be rigged. They would have poll monitors at various neighborhoods to...
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Funny story: Trump Vows To "Renovate" the Bill of Rights

Trump Vows To "Renovate" the Bill of Rights

If anyone in this "great" land knows anything about renovation, it may well be presidential hopeful Donald J. Trump. A veteran of the real estate industry for several decades now, Trump surely has renovated his share of properties, buildings and eve...
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Funny story: Election Night Drama: Hillary overheard giving spouse a tongue lashing!

Election Night Drama: Hillary overheard giving spouse a tongue lashing!

Once it was certain Hillary had lost the electoral college vote, according to insiders, she unloaded on her rumored-to-be philandering husband, Bill. (She had also had choice words for her once bestest gal-pal's hubby.) You son of a bitch, this is...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Loses An Erection

Hillary Clinton Loses An Erection

Hillary Clinton became the lasted casualty of presidential candidates who have lost an erection. Hers came today an hour past midnight, although she did not impart unto the world this information until early this afternoon. Hillary should not be...
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