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Funny story: Democratic Donors "Unfazed" By Hilary Clinton Email Scandal

Democratic Donors "Unfazed" By Hilary Clinton Email Scandal

Washington DC - Big time Democratic blood and organ donors vowed to "up their game" in the face of attacks on Hilary Clinton. "I'll give her my other kidney," said the Chairman of the Organs For Hilary Campaign, Zachary Brown "We don't have bea...
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Funny story: Wellesley College Opens Hillary Clinton School For Evasive Communications

Wellesley College Opens Hillary Clinton School For Evasive Communications

WELLESLEY, MA - The school where Hillary Clinton started her college career has bestowed an honor on the former First Lady by naming their new communications program after her. The Hillary Clinton School for Evasive Communications will open for b...
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Funny story: Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Washington, DC -- Unannounced presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had more than a few good reasons for operating her own email server while she served as Secretary of State. Unfortunately, they were all on that server, which has malfunctioned and...
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Funny story: Plastic Surgery Horror Sidelines Hillary Clinton

Plastic Surgery Horror Sidelines Hillary Clinton

Washington, DC-- The biggest unkept secret in Washington these days is that Hillary Clinton has gone into hiding. The former first lady has refused to show her face in public for the last two weeks. Now, Clinton insiders are leaking the horrible tr...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Caught Writing Spoofs For TheSpoof.com

Hillary Clinton Caught Writing Spoofs For TheSpoof.com

New York, NY-- Hillary Clinton is in more hot water today after it was revealed she is a writer for TheSpoof.com. Her private email account was found to have links to this very website. It is now certain she will never be elected president in 2016.
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Funny story: Hilary Clinton "Blew Bill Maybe Once" But Really Doesn't Recall

Hilary Clinton "Blew Bill Maybe Once" But Really Doesn't Recall

The Bronx - In a school cafeteria visit gone very awry, Hilary Clinton found herself besieged by pushy, huge black women with obscene vocabularies and very dirty minds who told her they'd always been impressed with what "a stud" her husband was, then...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State

WASHINGTON, DC - It appears that Hillary Clinton violated protocol by employing a personal coffee cup while she was Secretary of State. This is an offense and may be against the law. Hillary Clinton used her own coffee cup for her daily dose of ca...
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Funny story: Megan Kelly Dismisses Soccer Slander Regarding Hillary

Megan Kelly Dismisses Soccer Slander Regarding Hillary

Megan Kelly of the right-leaning Fox News network has defended Hillary Clinton from malicious and false non-centre-leaning-conservative allegations that she is bad at basketball. See this transcript: The enemies of the Democratic Party, is there any depths to which they will not stoop to insult this woman with malicious and self-evidently false, I mean absolutely ridiculously implausible al...
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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Promises "Clinton Era Economy, Minus White House Blow Jobs"

Hilary Clinton Promises "Clinton Era Economy, Minus White House Blow Jobs"

Baltimore - Presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton promised supporters at a $5,000 a forkful fundraiser that her administration would bring back the "roaring engine of economic prosperity" of her husband's administration without the distraction of her h...
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Funny story: Trailer trash Clintons book summer vacation in $300 Hamptons trailer

Trailer trash Clintons book summer vacation in $300 Hamptons trailer

Long Island - Trailer trash king and queen Bill and Hill Clinton will be slumming it in Amagansett this August in a 700 sq ft trailer near Indian Wells Beach. Realtor website YourHolidayTeardown.con describes the $300 shack as looking like it's st...
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Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

In the wake of Bri Willyums' lies about his "adventures and misadventures in and out of combat," renewed interest has arisen with regard to former First Lady-Senator-presidential candidate-Secretary of State Hillbilly Clinton's claim that she landed...
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Funny story: Secretary Clinton asks again, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Secretary Clinton asks again, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

According to intimates, in case she is unsuccessful in her 2016 presidential bid, Hillbilly Clinton is secretly preparing for an alternative career as either a scientist, a kindergarten teacher, or a writer for Heartbreak Greetings Cards. She has...
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Funny story: Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt

Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC/AC - Hillary Clintoon is celebrating the news: forty percent of the respondents to a Phew Poll affirmed that they want to see a woman in the Oval Orifice. Clintoon (Hillary, not Bill), who may run for president in 2016, beamed...
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Funny story: "Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton

"Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton

Responding to the attack by David Geffen, former Clinton ally and fund raiser, and now Mitt Romney supporter that Bill would be risky (meaning frisky) to have as first man. "After Bill got "attended to" in the oval orifice by Monica Lewinsky," Mrs...
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Funny story: After Two Bushes As President, "Is There Finally Going To Be Real One?", Asks Man

After Two Bushes As President, "Is There Finally Going To Be Real One?", Asks Man

With Hillary Clinton looking more likely to run for President in 2016 many are celebrating that at last a real "Bush" will be in the White House. One man said "After two Bush's it is great to finally have a real Bush walking the corridors of the W...
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Funny story: Ask Dr. Billingsgate

Ask Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: This new feature represents all that is bad about question and answer journalism. However, I feel there is a need to answer some questions from notables, such as those below, in order to satisfy the prurient interests of my readers. Dear Dr. Billingsgate, I read with interest your story about the woman who crazy glued her unfaithful husband's testicles to the bed frame to...
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Funny story: Hillary addresses world domination convention in Las Vegas

Hillary addresses world domination convention in Las Vegas

Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton (aka HRC) addressed the annual WDC yesterday, blue eyes flashing. Her candidacy is just about wrapped up, she stated, in the sense of publicly announcing what everyone already knows. She will be running for president through 2024 and beyond if possible. If FDR could run more than twice, why not HRC? This line brought sustained, loud applause, and shouts of...
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Funny story: DNA from Lake Champlain 'monster' tests positive for Hillary Clinton genome

DNA from Lake Champlain 'monster' tests positive for Hillary Clinton genome

New York - A large humped underwater monster, believed to be part Tanystropheus and part freshwater jellyfish, has been DNA tested to reveal close blood ties with presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton. Cryptozoologists trawling the depths around L...
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