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Funny story: Trailer trash Clintons book summer vacation in $300 Hamptons trailer

Trailer trash Clintons book summer vacation in $300 Hamptons trailer

Long Island - Trailer trash king and queen Bill and Hill Clinton will be slumming it in Amagansett this August in a 700 sq ft trailer near Indian Wells Beach. Realtor website YourHolidayTeardown.con describes the $300 shack as looking like it's st...
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Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

In the wake of Bri Willyums' lies about his "adventures and misadventures in and out of combat," renewed interest has arisen with regard to former First Lady-Senator-presidential candidate-Secretary of State Hillbilly Clinton's claim that she landed...
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Funny story: Secretary Clinton asks again, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Secretary Clinton asks again, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

According to intimates, in case she is unsuccessful in her 2016 presidential bid, Hillbilly Clinton is secretly preparing for an alternative career as either a scientist, a kindergarten teacher, or a writer for Heartbreak Greetings Cards. She has...
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Funny story: Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt

Despite polls, Hillary says no to servicing Mitt

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC/AC - Hillary Clintoon is celebrating the news: forty percent of the respondents to a Phew Poll affirmed that they want to see a woman in the Oval Orifice. Clintoon (Hillary, not Bill), who may run for president in 2016, beamed...
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Funny story: "Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton

"Oral Sex Bootcamp Saved My Marriage!" says Hillary Clinton

Responding to the attack by David Geffen, former Clinton ally and fund raiser, and now Mitt Romney supporter that Bill would be risky (meaning frisky) to have as first man. "After Bill got "attended to" in the oval orifice by Monica Lewinsky," Mrs...
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Funny story: After Two Bushes As President, "Is There Finally Going To Be Real One?", Asks Man

After Two Bushes As President, "Is There Finally Going To Be Real One?", Asks Man

With Hillary Clinton looking more likely to run for President in 2016 many are celebrating that at last a real "Bush" will be in the White House. One man said "After two Bush's it is great to finally have a real Bush walking the corridors of the W...
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Funny story: Ask Dr. Billingsgate

Ask Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: This new feature represents all that is bad about question and answer journalism. However, I feel there is a need to answer some questions from notables, such as those below, in order to satisfy the prurient interests of my readers. Dear Dr. Billingsgate, I read with interest your story about the woman who crazy glued her unfaithful husband's testicles to the bed frame to...
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Funny story: Hillary addresses world domination convention in Las Vegas

Hillary addresses world domination convention in Las Vegas

Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton (aka HRC) addressed the annual WDC yesterday, blue eyes flashing. Her candidacy is just about wrapped up, she stated, in the sense of publicly announcing what everyone already knows. She will be running for president through 2024 and beyond if possible. If FDR could run more than twice, why not HRC? This line brought sustained, loud applause, and shouts of...
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Funny story: DNA from Lake Champlain 'monster' tests positive for Hillary Clinton genome

DNA from Lake Champlain 'monster' tests positive for Hillary Clinton genome

New York - A large humped underwater monster, believed to be part Tanystropheus and part freshwater jellyfish, has been DNA tested to reveal close blood ties with presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton. Cryptozoologists trawling the depths around L...
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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Couldn't Dodge Bubba's Crooked Pocket Rocket

Monica Lewinsky Couldn't Dodge Bubba's Crooked Pocket Rocket

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a speech before a woman's group, Monica Lewinsky was unable to justify blaming herself or President Clinton for the notorious affair she had with Clinton in the Oval Office. Implying that she was the unwitting collateral dama...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Says He Can Beat Hillary

Mel Gibson Says He Can Beat Hillary

Mel Gibson, the controversial and successful actor, said today that he could easily beat Hillary Clinton in the presidential election of 2016. Using phrases that have gotten him national attention in the past he said, "Hillary was born with light...
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Funny story: Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

Nude celebrity statues to be added to Statuary Hall

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...
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Funny story: Nobel Committee may revoke Obummer's Peace Prize

Nobel Committee may revoke Obummer's Peace Prize

STOCKHOLM AWAY FROM HOLM, SWEDEN - Having had the distinction of having been awarded the once-prestigious Nobel Peace Prize in 2009, President Barack Obummer has the honor to be among such other laureates as Martin Luther King, Jr., Mother Teresa, Ne...
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Funny story: Obummer: W. "under close surveillance"

Obummer: W. "under close surveillance"

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC - President Barack Obummer admitted that, although he has "no strategy" for dealing with the brutal army of thugs known as ISIS, who have, in addition to committing many other atrocities, decapitated two American journalists, h...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Philadelphia, PA-- Former first lady and secretary of state Hillary Clinton was spotted panhandling today outside a Starbux on Broad Street. Ms. Clinton was disguised in a dirty pink pantsuit and floppy hat, but her prominent cankles gave her away.
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Funny story: Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton Both Check Into Wealth Rehab Facility

Michael Moore, Hillary Clinton Both Check Into Wealth Rehab Facility

Malibu, CA - Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you seek out professional help. Such is the case with two well-known people in recent weeks. Michael Moore and Hillary Clinton have both checked themselves into a Wealth Rehab clinic after...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Denies 'Blood Feud' With Clintons: "We Only Played 'Family Feud' With Them"

Michelle Obama Denies 'Blood Feud' With Clintons: "We Only Played 'Family Feud' With Them"

Washington D.C. - After the release of the top-selling book by Ed Klein, "Blood Feud," Michelle Obama has come forward to clear the air about reported animosity between America's two royal families - The Obamas and the Clintons. "There never was a...
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Funny story: Putting Rosie O'Donnell Back on 'The View' Bad Idea, Like Putting Hillary Back in White House

Putting Rosie O'Donnell Back on 'The View' Bad Idea, Like Putting Hillary Back in White House

New York City - Saturday Night Live had their skit for 'Bad Idea Jeans.' Some ideas, even if they worked okay the first time, are just bad ideas the second time around. The latest example of this skewed thinking is the return of Rosie O'Donnel...
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