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Funny story: Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

After Joe Biden's numbers against the GOP frontrunners shocked many for a man who has yet to make a speech, many thought the Democratic party would be satisfied. But to everyone's surprise in steps...er perhaps thrown in, a dead rat dubbed Ronald Rat...
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Funny story: Hillary's Emails Leaked

Hillary's Emails Leaked

WikiStinks has examined all of Hillary Clinton's top secret classified emails. Hillary's true feelings are now known. Some high and lowlights: "i've always had a crush on janet reno. angela merkel's not bad either. lol." "i like a strong woman. xoxo. lgbtlol." "bengazzi shmengazzi. omg! wtf?" "whitewater rafting and cattle futures are my favorite hobbies. who's vince foster? lmao."...
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Funny story: Hillary Goes Balls To The Wall To Woo Elizabeth Warren

Hillary Goes Balls To The Wall To Woo Elizabeth Warren

BILLINGSGATE POST: Hearing reports of Vice-President Biden meeting with Elizabeth Warren to get her blessing for his possible run for the presidency, Hillary Clinton cut short her vacation in the Hamptons with her unfaithful sidekick, Slick Willie,...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton, "Not Aware That As I Was Being Fellated That The Person Blowing Me Believed That The Fellatio In Question Was Part Of A Cash Transaction"

Hillary Clinton, "Not Aware That As I Was Being Fellated That The Person Blowing Me Believed That The Fellatio In Question Was Part Of A Cash Transaction"

Des Moines, Iowa - More scandal for the Clinton campaign as fallout from a blow job she received in full view of fairgoers - including Republican children - continues to mount. First came the knowledge that she had a dick. Initially she denied...
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Funny story: Iowa State Fair Exposes True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned Up.

Iowa State Fair Exposes True Nature Of Politics by Having Presidential Candidates Penned Up.

This year's crop of Presidential weeds..... er... candidates made their appearance this week at the traditional show case starting gate for the quad yearly election- the Iowa State Fair. This time in a stock pen. All the hopefuls vying for the so-...
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Funny story: Hillary Tells Obama To Call Off FBI Or She Will Reveal His Kenyan Birth Certificate

Hillary Tells Obama To Call Off FBI Or She Will Reveal His Kenyan Birth Certificate

BILLINGSGATE POST: We're now officially talking "HARDBALL." In an interview with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Hillary Clinton was asked by the fast talking loudmouth if there was anything she could do to stop the FBI from breaking down her private serve...
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Funny story: Trump card fails!

Trump card fails!

It seems though non-alcoholic, non-drug-taking, clean as a whistle, multi-billionaire candidate for the the US presidency, Herr Trump, has played his final ace and it floundered! Donald, a now dead duck, has said publicly that the US are bunch of...
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Funny story: Hillary And Huma Plot Blockbuster Spouse Swap: Weiner Goes To Willie Plus 100K

Hillary And Huma Plot Blockbuster Spouse Swap: Weiner Goes To Willie Plus 100K

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since 1973, the year New York Yankee pitchers, Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich traded their wives, kids and dogs in an across-the-board swap, has there been anything close to what is now being called the "trade of the century"...
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Funny story: Clinton Special: Buy One, Get One Free

Clinton Special: Buy One, Get One Free

Bill & Hill, the popular Arkansas doll brand that was spun off from Walmart in a 1998 divestiture due to lack of sales following the release of their Monica model, announced a special 2-for-1 sale. That's right, buy a Hill and get a Bill absolute...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to be Face of the New Three Dollar Bill

Hillary Clinton to be Face of the New Three Dollar Bill

Washington DC - "The cum-back kid always was a lowdown cheapskate," a Treasury official explained today, "makes sense to put Hillary's mugshot on the new $3 note." It means Mrs Clinton becomes the first woman in hystery to feature on an official U...
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Funny story: Killer shark spotted close to Clintons' Long Island holiday rental

Killer shark spotted close to Clintons' Long Island holiday rental

East Hampton, NY - Dubbed by locals the Whitewater Killer a Great White Loan Shark has been sighted menacing the balmy waters off Sagaponack close to the private beach abutting the Clintons' rented summer vacation pad. The 30-ft, 7,500lb monster w...
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Funny story: Hillary's Cigar Revenge!

Hillary's Cigar Revenge!

An insider from the Hillary Clinton Presidency campaign has claimed that the first thing Hillary plans to do on winning the oval office is to have sex with a campaign aid on the desk and then stuff a cigar up his bottom. Democrat sources were quic...
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Funny story: One-Eyed Sheikh Taken Out By Two-Eyed Coyote: Wile E, That Is

One-Eyed Sheikh Taken Out By Two-Eyed Coyote: Wile E, That Is

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ACME Defense Department confirmed today that Mokhtar Belmokhtar, "the one-eyed sheikh," was taken out by one of its roving anti-terrorist affiliates at large, Wile E. Coyote, somewhere in the sand dunes of Syria Using tacti...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Squashes Bugs During First Major Campaign Speech, Warns Socialist Opponent Bernie Sanders Will Enslave America

Hillary Clinton Squashes Bugs During First Major Campaign Speech, Warns Socialist Opponent Bernie Sanders Will Enslave America

New York, New York - Calling Bernie Sanders "a sweaty" lunatic who would unleash American tanks against Hungarian street protesters, Hillary Clinton today touted her non-socialistic Presidential credentials, all the while squashing all manner of New...
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Funny story: Clinton challenges Bernie Sanders to a duel

Clinton challenges Bernie Sanders to a duel

It is official. Rumored for weeks, leaked by Clinton's headquarters, it's the challenge we've all waited for: Clinton Vs Saunders. A good old fashioned duel. Parnell Crawford went on TV and at 8.00 PM announced that Clinton has thrown down the gau...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Goes In Search Of "The Little People"

Hillary Clinton Goes In Search Of "The Little People"

Hillary Clinton set out on foot across Iowa yesterday from her Des Moine Hotel. Her goal: Find the little people everyone always talks about. "Well you don't know how people are until you actually meet them and I'm not going to step on those littl...
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Funny story: Clinton's secret Benghazi emails discovered

Clinton's secret Benghazi emails discovered

Yesterday, this reporter--and I'm not going to tell you how I did it--hacked Hillary Clinton's email account: H@Gmail.com/top secret/Benghazi. No wonder she wanted to keep this away from prying eyes and perspicacious newspaper people,like me. T...
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Funny story: The secret campaign slogan that Obama is trying to gift Hillary Clinton

The secret campaign slogan that Obama is trying to gift Hillary Clinton

Obama now says that he was misquoted by the media during the last election campaign and that his words were taken out of context. Obama claims that what all of this shows is the harmful effect on journalism that the cuts and downsizing at large Ameri...
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