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Funny story: Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic revealed a new study this morning which found that 72% of the men who claimed to literally hate Hillary Clinton were afflicted with PE (pussy envy). Dr. T. J. McCorkle, spokesman for the clinic, stated that the syndrome was similar to...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Hillary Clinton Disputes Recently Leaked Medical Diagnosis

Des Moines, IA - Surrounded by retards, Hillary Clinton told reporters she disagreed strongly with the findings of a team of Doctors that she was mentally retarded. "I am not retarded at all," she said. "These people behind me are." Clinton as...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton To British Tourist, "Hopefully We Can Rodger One Day When I'm President"

Hillary Clinton To British Tourist, "Hopefully We Can Rodger One Day When I'm President"

Littleton, Iowa - Continuing her van tour of Iowa in anticipation of her uncontested caucus victory many months from now, Hillary Clinton answered questions from everyday Americans about topics of concern to them. "I'm here to listen," Clinton tol...
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Funny story: Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

Hillary Battles Elizabeth Warren For Rodent Supremacy: Chipmunk Cheek War

BILLINGSGATE POST: Which candidate has the cutest chipmunk cheeks? Although Hillary looks more like an adorable rodent than Elizabeth, both have faces that seem a little squirrely to the casual observer. In anatomical terms it is called having "buc...
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Funny story: Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Ronald McDonald announces intent to run for President

Adding to the growing list of franchise names running for President, Ronald McDonald announced his campaign for the highest office in the land. When asked why he would make such a move, the clown responded, "I figured with the other candidates tha...
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Funny story: Iowans to Clinton, "Give Us Money For Not Growing Corn"

Iowans to Clinton, "Give Us Money For Not Growing Corn"

Des Moines, IA - Continuing her van tour of Iowa, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hilary Clinton told a table full of everyday Americans that "she heard their concerns." "If I could sum up what all of you said, you want to stop working and enjoy...
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Funny story: A vast right wing conspiracy was out to get Hillary

A vast right wing conspiracy was out to get Hillary

New York - The former Fist Lady's presidential dreams took a backward plunge today with the re-emergence of missing 1990s FBI 'Filegate' dossiers about her sworn enemies who she successfully smeared during a lifetime's campaigning. Highly sensitiv...
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Funny story: Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

Obama Makes the Most Devastating Decision Ever!

A surprise announcement by President Barack Obama has set a tidal wave of furious debate and conflict loose all across the United States from Alaska to California. It is the most astonishing decision ever made by any president since Truman's deci...
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Funny story: Chipotle Snack Gives Hilary Clinton Diahrrea, "America's Roadside Outhouses Need Infusion of Federal Funds"

Chipotle Snack Gives Hilary Clinton Diahrrea, "America's Roadside Outhouses Need Infusion of Federal Funds"

Blanksville, IA - Hilary Clinton is apparently not accustomed to spicy bean based foods and experienced a bout of severe diarrhea that lasted nearly 12 hours following her consumption of a burrito plate special in Iowa. She tweeted each turd to her...
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Funny story: Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors to sex

Clitoris Foundation curbs foreign donors to sex

New York - The wannabe Madam President's charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors mostly with terrible human frights records. Including 'Philosophy of the World' albums by The Shaggs (1969). Rodham-Clitoris...
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Funny story: Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

WASHINGTON, DC - Republican candidates, Mark Rubio, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van. Mr. Paul will be driving a 2003...
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Funny story: 'It's Clinton-De Blasio 2016 or all bets are off' NYC Mayor tellls Hillary

'It's Clinton-De Blasio 2016 or all bets are off' NYC Mayor tellls Hillary

New York - NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio will be Hillary Clinton's 2016 running mate according to a secret deal forged by the Reverend Al Sharpton. De Blasio is sitting pretty as a firm 3/1 favorite to become Hillary's slave - ah, Veep! - after pushing...
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Funny story: Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Funny story: Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Hillary stool samples sent accidentally to Chair of Federal Reserve

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It was red feces all round as a two kilo bag of Hillary Clinton's stools was delivered unexpectedly to the desk of Janet Yellen, chair of the Board of Governors of the US Federal Reserve System. An accompanying not...
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Funny story: "I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president

"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...
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Funny story: Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

Hillary 'a dead ringer for Zsa Zsa Gabor' following $250,000 facelift

New York - Reconstructive surgeons worked for five hours solid on the bare-faced cheek of the woman destined to be the nation's face. The resulting 'Bride of Clintonstein' special effects are due for their world premiere on Sunday when Hillary Cli...
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Funny story: Obama's private emails encrypted in Jamaican Patois

Obama's private emails encrypted in Jamaican Patois

Washington DC - The White House says most of President Obama's private emails to Hillary Clinton were returned unopened because the former US Secretary of Snakes couldn't handle Jamaican Patois. The Creole-related Caribbean tongue-encrypted presi...
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Funny story: Hilary Clinton Faces Possible Execution As Email Scandal Grows - "Could Get The Chair," says Bill

Hilary Clinton Faces Possible Execution As Email Scandal Grows - "Could Get The Chair," says Bill

Washington DC - It turns out Hilary Clinton took her life in her hands when she decided to opt out of using her .gov email as Secretary of State. According to a hitherto obscure subsection of a Civil War Era statute, she could face possible executio...
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News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by Cosby

There are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
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