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Funny story: Clinton Special: Buy One, Get One Free

Clinton Special: Buy One, Get One Free

Bill & Hill, the popular Arkansas doll brand that was spun off from Walmart in a 1998 divestiture due to lack of sales following the release of their Monica model, announced a special 2-for-1 sale. That's right, buy a Hill and get a Bill absolute...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to be Face of the New Three Dollar Bill

Hillary Clinton to be Face of the New Three Dollar Bill

Washington DC - "The cum-back kid always was a lowdown cheapskate," a Treasury official explained today, "makes sense to put Hillary's mugshot on the new $3 note." It means Mrs Clinton becomes the first woman in hystery to feature on an official U...
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Funny story: Killer shark spotted close to Clintons' Long Island holiday rental

Killer shark spotted close to Clintons' Long Island holiday rental

East Hampton, NY - Dubbed by locals the Whitewater Killer a Great White Loan Shark has been sighted menacing the balmy waters off Sagaponack close to the private beach abutting the Clintons' rented summer vacation pad. The 30-ft, 7,500lb monster w...
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Funny story: Hillary's Cigar Revenge!

Hillary's Cigar Revenge!

An insider from the Hillary Clinton Presidency campaign has claimed that the first thing Hillary plans to do on winning the oval office is to have sex with a campaign aid on the desk and then stuff a cigar up his bottom. Democrat sources were quic...
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Funny story: One-Eyed Sheikh Taken Out By Two-Eyed Coyote: Wile E, That Is

One-Eyed Sheikh Taken Out By Two-Eyed Coyote: Wile E, That Is

BILLINGSGATE POST: The ACME Defense Department confirmed today that Mokhtar Belmokhtar, "the one-eyed sheikh," was taken out by one of its roving anti-terrorist affiliates at large, Wile E. Coyote, somewhere in the sand dunes of Syria Using tacti...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Squashes Bugs During First Major Campaign Speech, Warns Socialist Opponent Bernie Sanders Will Enslave America

Hillary Clinton Squashes Bugs During First Major Campaign Speech, Warns Socialist Opponent Bernie Sanders Will Enslave America

New York, New York - Calling Bernie Sanders "a sweaty" lunatic who would unleash American tanks against Hungarian street protesters, Hillary Clinton today touted her non-socialistic Presidential credentials, all the while squashing all manner of New...
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Funny story: Clinton challenges Bernie Sanders to a duel

Clinton challenges Bernie Sanders to a duel

It is official. Rumored for weeks, leaked by Clinton's headquarters, it's the challenge we've all waited for: Clinton Vs Saunders. A good old fashioned duel. Parnell Crawford went on TV and at 8.00 PM announced that Clinton has thrown down the gau...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Goes In Search Of "The Little People"

Hillary Clinton Goes In Search Of "The Little People"

Hillary Clinton set out on foot across Iowa yesterday from her Des Moine Hotel. Her goal: Find the little people everyone always talks about. "Well you don't know how people are until you actually meet them and I'm not going to step on those littl...
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Funny story: Clinton's secret Benghazi emails discovered

Clinton's secret Benghazi emails discovered

Yesterday, this reporter--and I'm not going to tell you how I did it--hacked Hillary Clinton's email account: H@Gmail.com/top secret/Benghazi. No wonder she wanted to keep this away from prying eyes and perspicacious newspaper people,like me. T...
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Funny story: The secret campaign slogan that Obama is trying to gift Hillary Clinton

The secret campaign slogan that Obama is trying to gift Hillary Clinton

Obama now says that he was misquoted by the media during the last election campaign and that his words were taken out of context. Obama claims that what all of this shows is the harmful effect on journalism that the cuts and downsizing at large Ameri...
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Funny story: George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

George Stephanopoulos Admits To Having Paid 75 Large For Collection Of Hillary Pantsuits

BILLINGSGATE POST: Beleaguered George Stephanopoulos of ABC News admitted to MSNBC's "Out-of-the closet-and-in-your-face" Rachel Maddow, that he did, indeed, have a collection of Hillary Clinton pantsuits that stretch back at least 20 years. Desc...
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Funny story: Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton calls for ban on applause during State of the Union Address

Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton calls for ban on applause during State of the Union Address

Former United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is the latest politician to oppose the practice of clapping by attendees during the State of the Union Address. Her proposal has triggered quite a bit of backlash from House Representatives and...
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Funny story: OMFG! Shaikh of Araby's swear box secrets freak out Hillary Clinton

OMFG! Shaikh of Araby's swear box secrets freak out Hillary Clinton

The Gulf - An eminent Arabian head of state who fined visitng dignitaries for profane language is making America's former Cursed Lady squirm. Shaikh Ratel Anrol, head of the powerful House of Swords, secretly installed a Sharia-compliant swear box...
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Funny story: Hillary slapped with racketeering lawsuit

Hillary slapped with racketeering lawsuit

New York - Famous Manhattan law firm Fang & Claw LLP are lead attorneys in a RICCO - Racketeer Influenced Corrupt Clinton Organizations Act - lawsuit against the former Fist Lady according to reports. Hired by scions of a famous US presidentia...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Reluctantly Accepts New Hampshire Ku Klux Nazi Woman Of The Year Award

Hillary Clinton Reluctantly Accepts New Hampshire Ku Klux Nazi Woman Of The Year Award

Littleton, New Hampshire - Saying she is gratified for their recognition, Hillary Clinton today said that she would accept the first New Hampshire Ku Klux Nazi award for woman of the year, but the former first lady balked at attending the awards cere...
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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

Clinton Foundation Names Catch 22 Milo Minderbinder As Fictional Director

BILLINGSGATE POST: Perhaps the best known of all wartime profiteers, 1st. Lieutenant Milo Minderbinder is a fictional character in Joseph Heller's novel Catch-22. Like the Clintons, he has no allegiance to any country, person or principle unless it...
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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Donation From Kazakhstan Uranium Company Raises Spectre of Bribery

Clinton Foundation Donation From Kazakhstan Uranium Company Raises Spectre of Bribery

Washington DC - A Fox News investigation shows that just months after the Clinton foundation received a two million dollar contribution from the President of a Kazakh held Uranium company, the US State Department signed off giving that company privil...
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Funny story: Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic revealed a new study this morning which found that 72% of the men who claimed to literally hate Hillary Clinton were afflicted with PE (pussy envy). Dr. T. J. McCorkle, spokesman for the clinic, stated that the syndrome was similar to...
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Joe Biden enters race

Joe Biden confirmed a run for the White House. He said the main reason was sexism against Hillary. "It's sad you know, some people just couldn't stand to see a broad in the White House"
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