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Funny story: Hillary Clinton has begun to urinate in public

Hillary Clinton has begun to urinate in public

Little Rocks, Arkansas - Joggers along the Arkansas River Trail have called our news room after many observed Hillary crawling on the trail, stopping frequently to urinate. "It was totally disgusting", reported Mr. Edophilepay, when he phoned in...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton declared President of the dead

Hillary Clinton declared President of the dead

Hell, 66th level down - A spokesman for Mr. Beezle Bub announced today at a crowded press briefing that Hillary Clinton is the official President of the Dead. Ms Clinton garnered the vast majority of the votes cast by dead voters. The plurality o...
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Funny story: ??????? ??????? (Dear Hillary)

??????? ??????? (Dear Hillary)

Please excuse my bad English. You most probably are wondering why I am writing to you, after what happened. What I did. Is very hard for man like me to admit, but I made mistake. How you say in American, "Vlad backed wrong horse." Or maybe even better, "Vlad have buyer's regret." Would much rather have you in White House than unpredictable red head. You at least are predictable. But I...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Requests Pardon From President Hillary Clinton

Donald Trump Requests Pardon From President Hillary Clinton

Actually, Trump was begging. In a strange turn of events, as dramatic as the full 32 fouettes from Swan Lake, (the guy can be nimble) Donald Trump asked for a pardon from President Hillary Clinton. Investigators, using forensic software and wor...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Leaves Amsterdam: "I'm Ready To Come Back From The Woods"

Hillary Clinton Leaves Amsterdam: "I'm Ready To Come Back From The Woods"

While the world was transfixed by the train wreck of the Trump presidency, Hillary Clinton quietly disappeared to the Netherlands a week after her surprise loss in the presidential election and she has kept a low profile ever since. Clinton was b...
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Funny story: Trump Stands Down (and then up again)

Trump Stands Down (and then up again)

Crooners International stand proud today when President Trump announces his real calling in life, and the fact he finally feels happy talking about his true vocation: Crooning. We spoke to an insider who risked his job (so we can't say who) but ne...
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Funny story: Clinton still "dazed and confused" after loss to Trump, friend says

Clinton still "dazed and confused" after loss to Trump, friend says

Chappaqua, New Yawk--After her "stunning" loss to President Donald Trump, loser Hillary Clinton still doesn't know what the hell happened to her. She conducted an autopsy on her failed election complain, and she still doesn't know what the hell happe...
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Funny story: Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

Warren Beatty Has To Be Scripted

He isn't a blond, but apparently Warren Beatty has to be tightly scripted, or he'll be mystified by words on a piece of paper, stumble into a confused state, blink, refocus his eyes, blink again and ask the lady standing next to him to come to his re...
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Funny story: ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came wi...
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Funny story: Florida Man, Dead for Years, Voted in US Presidential Election

Florida Man, Dead for Years, Voted in US Presidential Election

A Florida journalist who died tragically in Miami in 2012 during what was dubbed "a strip club pole-dancing accident involving a D-list female celebrity," has informed the White House he is willing to testify about his illegal vote for Hillary Clinto...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Catopian Republic One hundred percent of catopia celebrated today in a post inaugural festival following the election of Hillary Clinton as the newly formed nation's first woman president. Not only was Mrs. Clinton elected president, but she was also...
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Funny story: Trump's List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office

Trump's List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office

Trump's List Of Thing To Do On His First Day In Office Have Hillary and Bill 'mysteriously' disappear. Finalize deal with Putin on co-overseeing Russia's oil industry. Install a more 'Trump friendly' Director into CIA and have him assign a whole section to keeping an eye on Ex-President Obama. H-bomb Shanghai to show Chinese he means business. (Those buttons were installed for a reason...
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Funny story: The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sketched against a red-white-blue November sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. Their real names are Trump, Wikileaks, The FBI and Fox News. They formed...
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Funny story: Hillary announces bid for NYC Mayor, promises wall around Trump Towers!

Hillary announces bid for NYC Mayor, promises wall around Trump Towers!

Hillary Clinton announced this morning that she will start her campaign to become Mayor of New York City. Her election is virtually guaranteed due to her promise to build a wall surrounding Trump Towers, the home of President-elect Donald Trump. M...
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Funny story: Did Putin Won U.S. Election?

Did Putin Won U.S. Election?

NEW YORK TIMES by Elmer Gantry US intelligence agencies yesterday released a shocking, frightening report about a hostile foreign country's efforts to subvert America's system of government, and the incoming president does not understand the gr...
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Funny story: Republican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump

Republican House And Senate Members To Impeach Donald Trump

Meeting at an undisclosed, subterranean, sound proof, command center, located somewhere near or in a branch of the National Defense and Strategic Commission, maybe in Washington D.C., the Republican leaders of both the House and Senate, discussed how...
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Funny story: Trump Has Bromance With Putin

Trump Has Bromance With Putin

NEW YORK TIMES by Strom Thurmond Russia carried out a comprehensive cyber campaign to upset the U.S. presidential election, an effort that was ordered by Russian President Vladimir Putin who "aspired to help" elect Donald Trump by discreditin...
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Funny story: Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Trump Reveals Hillary Clinton Is Spawn Of Roswell Incident Alien

Relying on his own super-duper-secret intelligence sources, Donald Trump has revealed what he knows about the Roswell Incident, an event in 1947 where some claim the US military covered up the crash of an alien spaceship and the death of two alien pa...
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