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Funny story: Pennines are to be moved back

Pennines are to be moved back

Only weeks into the project of moving the Pennines thirty miles east, it has been decided to move them back again. However, due to the nature of the move, the Pennines will have to be completely moved thirty miles east before moving them thirty miles...
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Funny story: The Pennines are to be moved

The Pennines are to be moved

The Pennines, a range of hills that run down the back bone of England, are to be moved thirty miles east to make room for a high speed rail link between Leeds and London. "High speed rail links need flat land," said engineer, Ray L Weigh. "The Pen...
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Funny story: Dorking gets London High Speed Rail terminal

Dorking gets London High Speed Rail terminal

Dorking, just south of the Great British Capital that is London, encircled as it is by the chastity belt of the M25, has been announced as the southernmost end of the High Speed Rail link. "This is great news," said local resident, mobile hairdres...
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Funny story: High Speed Rail Link is delayed

High Speed Rail Link is delayed

The brand spanking new high speed rail link that will allow people in Manchester get to London in under an hour, even if they have to stop in Birmingham, has hit yet another snag. Before a train even rolls along the rails, there are no trains.
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Funny story: High Speed rail link hits its first problem

High Speed rail link hits its first problem

The proposed high speed rail link between London and Manchester, with the shortest possible stay in Birmingham as is technically feasible, has been given the green light to be built, despite opposition. However, protesters against the new rail lin...
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Funny story: Masturbating 'missing link' fined for 'auto-erotic' driving

Masturbating 'missing link' fined for 'auto-erotic' driving

A man officially identified as a Darwinian 'missing link' has been fined $2,000 for filming himself masturbating while speeding along the highway in his convertible. The man is in jail until August after pleading guilty to growing high-speed cann...
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Funny story: New High Speed Amtrak Train to Top 500 MPH

New High Speed Amtrak Train to Top 500 MPH

Upyers Press - Amtrak Officials have been working on a highly controversial, yet secret project at a test facility located in northern Alaska. The train has been under development since 2000 and has reached speeds as high as 666 mph, but would only a...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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