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Funny story: OMG! Did Harry hex Dettori's King George mount Rewilding?

OMG! Did Harry hex Dettori's King George mount Rewilding?

Ascot - Another racing disaster struck today following the abject failure of talked-up royal nag Carlton House in the Epsom Derby seven weeks ago. Punters at Ascot racecourse were left reeling as King George second favorite Rewilding, ridden by Fr...
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Funny story: Hex of Hurricane Katrina blamed as USS New Orleans prangs nuke sub Hartford

Hex of Hurricane Katrina blamed as USS New Orleans prangs nuke sub Hartford

Arabian Gulf - (Dodgy Sat-Nav Mess): A Spring Equinox shipping disaster in the Straits of Hormuz today was blamed on supernatural forces left over from the Hurricane Katrina fiasco as an amphibious vessel the USS New Orleans pranged the nuclear power...
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Funny story: Nancy Reagan's Witch Doctor Puts Curse on Barack Obama

Nancy Reagan's Witch Doctor Puts Curse on Barack Obama

Obama's recently adopted mask of humility slipped as the black boy genius mocked poor decreit widow, Nancy Reagan for her interest in the paranormal during her husband's Presidency. Remembering that he had not yet been made emperor, Obama scurrie...
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Funny story: Wiccans onto a winner with new hex-messaging i-Phone

Wiccans onto a winner with new hex-messaging i-Phone

Macworld, San Francisco - (Ass Mess): A revolutionary new Wiccan hex-messaging i-Phone launched at the annual Geekfest in San Francisco this week is a runaway winner according to reports which show it is outstripping conventional cellphone technology...
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Funny story: Joy of Hex: Wiccans launch their own video game

Joy of Hex: Wiccans launch their own video game

New York, NY - (Ass Mess): Fed up with the pandemic of patriarchal TheoCon claptrap that has infiltrated the video-game market, a group of Manhattan Wiccans has launched their very own game where players defeat the forces of Fundamentalism by hexing...
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Funny story: Bolton the latest victim of awesome Wiccan hex

Bolton the latest victim of awesome Wiccan hex

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): US Ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton is the latest victim of an awesomely successful Samhain hex issued by US Wiccans who earlier dispatched Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to the DC dustbin AND demolis...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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