Showing:

Funny satire stories about Heston Blumenthal

Try another search?

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story:  The must have Christmas gift for women

The must have Christmas gift for women

Department stores are stocking up on the latest must have Christmas gift for women as Christmas Eve approaches. "Christmas Eve is the traditional day for men to buy their wives their presents," said Debbie Enams, Sales Director of a popular high s...
View 'The must have Christmas gift for women'
Funny story:  Heston Blumenthal Caught Buying Someone Else's Christmas Pudding

Heston Blumenthal Caught Buying Someone Else's Christmas Pudding

Heston Blumenthal has been caught buying someone else's Christmas pudding. The famous London Chef's choice of pudding, however, has started a stampede on a well know supermarket. "It was just a plain old Christmas Pudding," Said a shocked fellow...
View 'Heston Blumenthal Caught Buying Someone Else's Christmas Pudding'
Funny story:  Dyson Cheese Grater the Next Revolution

Dyson Cheese Grater the Next Revolution

After improving the vacuum cleaner, the hand drier and the fan, James Dyson will be turning his attention to improving kitchen appliances, starting with the Cheese Grater. The Dyson Vacuum cleaner revolutionised vacuuming, and forced people to sto...
View 'Dyson Cheese Grater the Next Revolution'
Funny story:  Heston Blumenthal opens a music shop

Heston Blumenthal opens a music shop

Gastronomic experimenter Heston Blumenthal has moved out of the kitchen and into the orchestra pit with a new venture: Music. "It's a sad state of affairs," said Blumenthal. "There is a dearth of inventiveness with music instruments. We are stuck...
View 'Heston Blumenthal opens a music shop'
Funny story:  Celebrity Chefs Carry Out Hostile Takeover of UK plc

Celebrity Chefs Carry Out Hostile Takeover of UK plc

In a move that seems to run counter to current developments in the Middle East, a group of celebrity chefs, that include: Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey and Heston Blumenthal, have carried out a hostile military takeover of the Palace of Westminster.
View 'Celebrity Chefs Carry Out Hostile Takeover of UK plc'
Funny story:  Terry Wogan to Shave Heston Blumenthal's Head

Terry Wogan to Shave Heston Blumenthal's Head

In a celebrity stunt that is already being celebrated as anything but a celebrity stunt Terry Wogan will shave Alchemist Chef Heston Bumenthal's head on national television. Chef Blumenthal who believes he looks less unattractive when bald headed hop...
View 'Terry Wogan to Shave Heston Blumenthal's Head'
Funny story:  Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Pudding Recipe Stolen

Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Pudding Recipe Stolen

Heston Blumenthal is in a state of shock tonight after his Christmas Pudding recipe got stolen by another well known Superchef. To make matters worse, this other chef, who just happens to be Scottish, wants to sell the pudding at a leading supermar...
View 'Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Pudding Recipe Stolen'
Funny story:  Heston Eggcites with daring breakfast menu

Heston Eggcites with daring breakfast menu

Award winning Superchef Heston Blumenthal has revealed his latest spectacular breakfast menu which is set to enthrall foodies the world over. The Willy Wonka figure unveiled his 'Full English Breakfast?' yesterday morning at his 3 Michelin starred re...
View 'Heston Eggcites with daring breakfast menu'
Funny story:  Heston and Delia sexy ad banned

Heston and Delia sexy ad banned

An advert containing Heston Blumenthal, Delia Smith and a large pork sausage has been banned! An ASA advertising representative said; 'We had 71 complaints from people saying there was an over the top sexual undercurrent to the advert.' In the ad...
View 'Heston and Delia sexy ad banned'
Funny story:  Heston Blumenthal cooks himself in quest for culinary glory.

Heston Blumenthal cooks himself in quest for culinary glory.

Culinary wizard Heston Blumenthal is once again pushing the boundaries of taste, decency and ideas of what can be considered 'food' by becoming the first chef to cook himself on television. 'I always aim to do something that nobody else has done...
View 'Heston Blumenthal cooks himself in quest for culinary glory.'
Funny story:  Charlton Heston Blumenthal says "Get your filthy paws offa my Fat Duck, you damn dirty ape"

Charlton Heston Blumenthal says "Get your filthy paws offa my Fat Duck, you damn dirty ape"

Telly boxing host, Jim Rosenthal, has started a legal bout of fisticuffs with celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal in court over a £1,300 meal which left him seriously ill. Mr Blumenthals Obese Mallard had purchased a consignment of dodgy oysters, no...
View 'Charlton Heston Blumenthal says "Get your filthy paws offa my Fat Duck, you damn dirty ape"'
Funny story:  Heston Blumenthal meets Peter Crouch and says: You're Bloomin Tall

Heston Blumenthal meets Peter Crouch and says: You're Bloomin Tall

Heston Blumenthal the chef who makes such strange things like snail porridge, and lickable wallpaper, met Peter Crouch today with a view to making another one of these boring Chef and Celebrity Television specials. When introduced to Peter Crouch,...
View 'Heston Blumenthal meets Peter Crouch and says: You're Bloomin Tall'
Funny story:  Jamie Oliver "Well Up Fer It" With Barack Obama

Jamie Oliver "Well Up Fer It" With Barack Obama

Jamie Oliver is said to be "well up fer it" after Downing Street announced that Gordon Brown is planning to take Barack Obama to his restaurant 15, when he comes to the UK for the G20 Summit. It is thought that security teams visited the restauran...
View 'Jamie Oliver "Well Up Fer It" With Barack Obama'
Funny story:  Search of Fat Duck Reveals Underground Laboratory

Search of Fat Duck Reveals Underground Laboratory

It has emerged that a routine health and safety check at Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck restaurant last month revealed a secret underground laboratory and gave rise to suspicions that the ginger chef, widely believed to be a genius, was planning to tak...
View 'Search of Fat Duck Reveals Underground Laboratory'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Breaking News...

True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 plus 2?

5 24 9 6


Go to top ^