WAUKESHA, WI (ABSNN) - As if living in Wisconsin wasn't bad enough, Waukesha residents were "treated" to a 46-year-old man having intercourse with a couch, or to be exact, an abondoned love seat.
Jerrard T. Streetor, of 2387 Cold Stream Place, Wau...
CHICAGO - In a move that even caught the Las Vegas oddsmakers by surprise the DC Comics super hero The Green Lantern has just come out of the closet and announced that he is gay.
One of the biggest Green Lantern fans in the nation, Bryton "Skippy"...
The Bangor, ME Daily News has confirmed, albeit a week late, that Osama Bin Laden is indeed dead and resting in a watery grave quoting local man Daryl McFaddon as the source.
I caught up with that local man, Daryl McFaddon, he being of the McFaddon clan mostly bred and bedded on Beals Island, whilst he was indulging in a 'mess of smelts' he was frying up on his cook stove somewhere on 'paper...
A ceremony has taken place to mark the 70th anniversary of the panicked flight of troops from Dunkirk.
Veterans attended the event at the Allied Memorial on Dunkirk seafront, with 50 of the originally commandeered "little ships" offshore. Portsmo...
Century City, California - Adam West is now King West, courtesy of the unanimous vote of all the other has-been action heroes throughout television history. He is the first to have the title.
It started as a routine meeting of some of Hollywood's...
Hiro Nakamura has just been diagnosed with facial paralysis. The time travelling Hero's nerve ends at the right side of his face are dead. It is feared the excessive squinting and blinking of his eyes whenever he attempts to bend time and space have...
Los Angeles - (ReUterus & 9/11 Ass Mess): Heroes actor Adrian Pasdar is a central casting shoo-in to play the role of Rahm Emanuel in new Tarantino-directed movie about the Obama 2008 presidential victory.
A near doppelganger for the president...
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