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Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Funny story: Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Due to popular demand J.K. Rowling has succumbed to unexpectedly writing Harry Potter Book Eight. "I know I said I had stopped at Book Seven and would never write another... and I am sooooo embarrassed, believe me. But my controllers,... er... ba...

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Potter Book 8 Ready for Launch!

Funny story: Potter Book 8 Ready for Launch!

Yes folks the Harry Potter Franchise marches on... just like James Bond. Potter Book 8 is now on the way. Editor has yet to be announced. Said author J.K.Rowling.... " I really thought I had done with it but popular demands are so strong I soooo...

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Harry Potter Book 8 Leaked!

Funny story: Harry Potter Book 8 Leaked!

A lawyer representing J.K. Rowling who refuses to be named told "Hollywood Sleuth" last week that he was "ashamed and deeply embarrassed" to have revealed the plot and indeed existence of Harry Potter Book 8. Now the whole world knows that Book 8...

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Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots

Funny story: Emma Watson - Just Not That Kind Of Girl - Doesn't Do Nude Shoots

Friends and supporters of the actress, Emma Watson - Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies - have finally had a belly full of bullshit stories circulating on the internet purporting to show Emma nude, naked, wearing a tiny bikini in Hawaii, or...

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Emma Watson Complains About Sexual Headline Innuendo

Funny story: Emma Watson Complains About Sexual Headline Innuendo

Sources informed Skoob News last night that Emma Watson would really like to get to the bottom (ooh errr!) of a number of scurrilously misleading headlines about her. It appears that Ms Watson - Hermione out of the Harry Potter films - has express...

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Hermione legal to fantasize over in next Harry Potter film

Funny story: Hermione legal to fantasize over in next Harry Potter film

London, UK - Pedophiles the world over are expected to be boycotting "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", due to be released sometime in 2010. It will be the first movie in which Emma Watson, the actress who plays Hermione Granger, is over 18.

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An Interview With Emma Watson

Funny story: An Interview With Emma Watson

After interviewing two of the Hogwarts threesome I felt it only rude not to complete the set, so here goes my interview with Emma Watson AKA Miss Know It All Hermione Granger.

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Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Funny story: Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Know it all witch Hermione Granger has disgraced Hogwarts school by being the first pupil in a century to fall pregnant whilst attending.

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J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

Funny story: J.K. Rowling Sued By Harry Potter Actors For Breach of Contract

Actors Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson have sued writer J.K. Rowling for breach of contract. The three, stars of the five Harry Potter movies, claim that their acting careers will likely end in two or three years after the last book...

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Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.

Funny story: Harry Potter's Hermione, Emma Watson, May Magically Disappear.

Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, will apparently not be playing her anymore.

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