WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jamie Lee Curtis recently took her pet Alaskan Malamute, Daisy Doo to get it vajazzled at the famed animal clinic in West Hollywood Bow Wows 'R' Us.
As Curtis was sitting in the waiting room for Daisy Doo's procedure to be complet...
DETROIT - Lady Gaga was in Detroit seeing about ordering a custom made 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago with all the trimmings.
She told a representative for Lucky Louie's Lamborghini Dealership that she is willing to spend up to $1 million on the vehi...
NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan.
Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...
Gender freak Lady Gaga has admitted to our reporters that she could fall in love with a woman. Sitting sipping coffee in the Photoshop Cafe in LA she told the hack:
"Yeah I could do that, us pixies (pixelates), although we tend to stick together t...
Rumours have abounded recently concerning Lady Gaga's gender. However, a new video lays all such rumours to rest.
Cracks form in Cock and ball story
In her new video "Telephone" the bizarre long-legged blonde is led through a prison as inmates...
There was a shock in the world of athletics today, when it was announced that Jamaican Olympic 100m and 200m sprint champion, Sir Usain Bolt, was a hermaphrodite.
A hermaphrodite is a person whose genetic make-up has been jumbled so that they do n...
Johannesburg, South Africa - If successful, a generation of men will never know the humiliation of having their mothers show family, friends and their girlfriends their naked baby pictures, because no longer will millions of mothers have to take pict...
Los Angeles, California - Harold Johnson, 47, was like most men of his age, confident in his sexuality; his gender never before held in question, certainly not his "manhood". That was until one day, while lounging poolside in his home in the Hollywoo...
Caster Semenya, the South African world 800m athletics champion, who is at the centre of the Athletics Hermaphrodite scandal, has told her trainer that she is preparing to quit the sport and to get into the boxing ring - as a Heavyweight world title...
There was a new twist in the World Athletics Hermaphrodite Scandal this afternoon, when former England football team captain, David Beckham, revealed that he, too, is a hermaphrodite.
Beckham, 34, claims that he is approximately 55% male and 40% f...
Caster Semenya, the South African she-man at the centre of the World Athletics Hermaphrodite Scandal, has announced that she/he is to meet with Scottish singing sensation Suan Boyle in Greece later this week to see if they have anything in common.
Doctors at the centre of the South African Hermaphrodite case have revealed another twist in the already-boring tale of Caster Semenya, the 800m runner who is 'a bit of both' - she's up the duff!
Semenya, 18, is expecting a child after penetrating...
Can you image, sweet reader , what life is like for a dear little hermaphrodite whose very existence depended upon duct taped wings? Well, like most of us it had moments of great glory and lots of hours and days of difficulty. This splendid winged creature walked amid her fellow villagers as a visitor from another dimension.Perhaps that is why years later it seemed to those who knew her that grav...
The baby angel's name at birth was, and boy, or should I say girl... or both... this was some birth, Lilithanne Aconda Kniffelblossom. As you may have guessed the bouncing baby something or other was the only true hermaphrodite ever born in the rural community of Kniffelblossom, Indiana. At least s/he was the only one allowed to see the light of day since such country folk as occupied this...
So-called "intersex" fish, males who produce eggs in their testes, have been found in the Potomac River. Scientists are pointing to chemical pollution as the probable cause.