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Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Lady Gaga cancels Perth Concert after his balls drop

Funny story: Lady Gaga cancels Perth Concert after his balls drop

Lady Gaga has cancelled a concert in Australia, part of his Born This Way Ball Tour, after his balls dropped and his voice broke late last night, according to the stars publicist. The star was due to perform at Burswood Dome on Saturday and Sunday...

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Jamie Lee Curtis Says Her Rumored Sex Change Operation Is Nothing But A Scandalous Lie

Funny story: Jamie Lee Curtis Says Her Rumored Sex Change Operation Is Nothing But A Scandalous Lie

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jamie Lee Curtis recently took her pet Alaskan Malamute, Daisy Doo to get it vajazzled at the famed animal clinic in West Hollywood Bow Wows 'R' Us. As Curtis was sitting in the waiting room for Daisy Doo's procedure to be complet...

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Lady Gaga Says "Enjoy My Sweet Singing Voice and Ignore My Penis (If I Did In Fact Have A Penis)"

Funny story: Lady Gaga Says "Enjoy My Sweet Singing Voice and Ignore My Penis (If I Did In Fact Have A Penis)"

DETROIT - Lady Gaga was in Detroit seeing about ordering a custom made 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago with all the trimmings. She told a representative for Lucky Louie's Lamborghini Dealership that she is willing to spend up to $1 million on the vehi...

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Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

Funny story: Lady Gaga Addresses Those Persistent Hermaphrodite Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Noted singer Lady Gaga says she cannot decide whether she is a New York Mets fan or a New York Yankees fan. Speaking to reporters in the parking lot outside of Yankee Stadium Gaga was asked if there is something in the crotch of he...

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Usain Bolt Discovered To Be Hermaphrodite

Funny story: Usain Bolt Discovered To Be Hermaphrodite

There was a shock in the world of athletics today, when it was announced that Jamaican Olympic 100m and 200m sprint champion, Sir Usain Bolt, was a hermaphrodite. A hermaphrodite is a person whose genetic make-up has been jumbled so that they do n...

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Hermaphrodite, Caster Semenya, Endorses Gender Determination Home Testing Kit for Kids

Funny story: Hermaphrodite, Caster Semenya, Endorses Gender Determination Home Testing Kit for Kids

Johannesburg, South Africa - If successful, a generation of men will never know the humiliation of having their mothers show family, friends and their girlfriends their naked baby pictures, because no longer will millions of mothers have to take pict...

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"Shrinkage" is Not a Sign of Hermaphroditism, say officials after Hollywood Man Calls 911

Funny story: "Shrinkage" is Not a Sign of Hermaphroditism, say officials after Hollywood Man Calls 911

Los Angeles, California - Harold Johnson, 47, was like most men of his age, confident in his sexuality; his gender never before held in question, certainly not his "manhood". That was until one day, while lounging poolside in his home in the Hollywoo...

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South African Hermaphrodite Runner Caster Semenya To Step Up To Heavyweight Division

Funny story: South African Hermaphrodite Runner Caster Semenya To Step Up To Heavyweight Division

Caster Semenya, the South African world 800m athletics champion, who is at the centre of the Athletics Hermaphrodite scandal, has told her trainer that she is preparing to quit the sport and to get into the boxing ring - as a Heavyweight world title...

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David Beckham Admits He's A Hermaphrodite

Funny story: David Beckham Admits He's A Hermaphrodite

There was a new twist in the World Athletics Hermaphrodite Scandal this afternoon, when former England football team captain, David Beckham, revealed that he, too, is a hermaphrodite. Beckham, 34, claims that he is approximately 55% male and 40% f...

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South African Runner To Meet Susan Boyle

Funny story: South African Runner To Meet Susan Boyle

Caster Semenya, the South African she-man at the centre of the World Athletics Hermaphrodite Scandal, has announced that she/he is to meet with Scottish singing sensation Suan Boyle in Greece later this week to see if they have anything in common.

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South African Hermaphrodite Runner Pregnant With Hermaphrodite

Funny story: South African Hermaphrodite Runner Pregnant With Hermaphrodite

Doctors at the centre of the South African Hermaphrodite case have revealed another twist in the already-boring tale of Caster Semenya, the 800m runner who is 'a bit of both' - she's up the duff! Semenya, 18, is expecting a child after penetrating...

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Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 11

Can you image, sweet reader , what life is like for a dear little hermaphrodite whose very existence depended upon duct taped wings? Well, like most of us it had moments of great glory and lots of hours and days of difficulty. This splendid winged creature walked amid her fellow villagers as a visitor from another dimension.Perhaps that is why years later it seemed to those who knew her that grav...

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Buster and the Baby angel, Chapter 6

The baby angel's name at birth was, and boy, or should I say girl... or both... this was some birth, Lilithanne Aconda Kniffelblossom. As you may have guessed the bouncing baby something or other was the only true hermaphrodite ever born in the rural community of Kniffelblossom, Indiana. At least s/he was the only one allowed to see the light of day since such country folk as occupied this...

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Hermaphrodite Fish In Potomac River

Funny story: Hermaphrodite Fish In Potomac River

So-called "intersex" fish, males who produce eggs in their testes, have been found in the Potomac River. Scientists are pointing to chemical pollution as the probable cause.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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