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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Returns to Minnesota after God says "No More"...don't cha know...

Michele Bachmann Returns to Minnesota after God says "No More"...don't cha know...

Sioux Iowa - Republican presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann has suspended her campaign for the White House after her dismal, sixth place finish in Tuesday night's caucuses. "I have heard the word of the Lord and he has told me to stand aside,"...
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Funny story: Northwest NewSmash Presents Top Headline Predictions for 2012

Northwest NewSmash Presents Top Headline Predictions for 2012

As a special service to our premium subscribers, Northwest NewSmash is pleased to release the top predicted headlines for 2012: 1. Sasha and Malia - The President's Kenyan Child Brides? - Orly Taitz Demands Birth Certificates 2. Republican Candidates Pledge: Human Life Begins At Conception; Human Rights End At Birth 3. 'War On Poverty' Declared Over - Poverty Wins 4. Ron Paul Wins - P...
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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Replaces Herman Cain As Front Runner - This Month

Newt Gingrich Replaces Herman Cain As Front Runner - This Month

Trice married Newton Leroy Gingrich is replacing Herman Cain both as the front runner of the Republican presidential nomination and in the ladies department. As yet, no ladies have stepped forward claiming extensive courtship, flowers, Tiffany gifts...
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Funny story: Who Did It?

Who Did It?

Perhaps due to nerves, someone has fouled the air as the Republican Candidates discuss the issues before the November Republican National Security Debate in Washington D.C.  Herman Cain - There's something rotten in the state of Newark or Delaware or wherever in Tarnation it is!  Who is responsible for this blasphemy? Rick Perry - What you using the "b" word for Herman?  Somebody trying to...
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Funny story: 'If you're running for President, don't have sex--if you do, have it with your wife', Cain

'If you're running for President, don't have sex--if you do, have it with your wife', Cain

ATLANTA - In the days after his announcement that he was suspending his run for President, Herman Cain has done some soul searching regarding his conduct in the years leading up to his 15 minutes in the limelight. "I shouldn't have ever had sex wi...
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Funny story: Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Pamela Anderson, and Gwyneth Paltrow To Star In "Oops - The Herman Cain Story"

Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston, Pamela Anderson, and Gwyneth Paltrow To Star In "Oops - The Herman Cain Story"

HOLLYWOOD - TouchRock Films in association with Tri-Moon pictures has announced that production will begin in late December on Staccato Monteverdi's motion picture Oops - The Herman Cain Story. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine the movi...
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Funny story: Herman Cain suspends race, pisses off dozens of women about to tell all about harassment and affairs

Herman Cain suspends race, pisses off dozens of women about to tell all about harassment and affairs

ATLANTA -- Herman Cain suspended his bid for the Republican presidential nomination and thereby got the last laugh with two dozen or so women who were about to get their 15 minutes of fame. In recent weeks, women such as Sharon Bialek and Ginger W...
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Funny story: Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

Herman Cain Says He Is 'Suspending' His Presidential Bid (Plan A) And Then Announces He Has A Plan B, Which He Fails To Announce

ATLANTA - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain says that he is not one to go down without kicking, hollering, and raising a damn effen ruckus. As reported by GOPicky Magazine Amos Soursuckle the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza and architect of t...
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Funny story: Herman Cain's Wife Urges Him to Run - for His Life

Herman Cain's Wife Urges Him to Run - for His Life

Atlanta - Beleaguered presidential hopeful Herman Cain returned to his suburban Georgia home to ask his wife the loaded question: "Should I continue to run even though they're saying that I cheated on you, honey?" Gloria Cain responded with a load...
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Funny story: Regarding The Latest In The Herman Cain "PizzaGate" Saga, A Woman In Alaska States She Has Never Met Him Or Has Ever Been Harassed By Him

Regarding The Latest In The Herman Cain "PizzaGate" Saga, A Woman In Alaska States She Has Never Met Him Or Has Ever Been Harassed By Him

JUNEAU, Alaska - In the latest in the ongoing Herman Cain White Blonde Women Saga AKA "PizzaGate" now comes another startling revelation. A professional lap dancer from Juneau, Alaska, Olivia "Peaches" Hipstickler has admitted to Bedroom Pillow Ta...
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Funny story: "Herman We Have a Problem"--Newest Alleged Affair With Daughter of Soviet Space Dog

"Herman We Have a Problem"--Newest Alleged Affair With Daughter of Soviet Space Dog

When astronaut James Lovell first coined the phrase from outerspace on April 17th 1970, "Houston, we have a problem", his craft Apollo 13 was in serious trouble. Today, in the face of another affair-accusation, Herman Cain's Presidential Campaign is...
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Funny story: Herman Cain's Alleged Mistress: "The Next Moment She Be Jumpin My Bones"

Herman Cain's Alleged Mistress: "The Next Moment She Be Jumpin My Bones"

ZOO CENTRAL - Bobo is no ordinary chimp. True, like most young chimps, he loved swinging from vines and smacking his lips while hanging out in the jungles of Africa during his formative years. He might have been a little smarter than most simians.
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Funny story: Jon Huntsman Reveals What He Will Do With The Poor People of Utah

Jon Huntsman Reveals What He Will Do With The Poor People of Utah

SALT LAKE CITY - Jon Huntsman, the ex-governor of the state of Utah, was speaking before a gathering of elementary school teachers in Salt Lake City, when he was asked what he would do to eliminate poverty in his home state. Huntsman, who is runn...
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Funny story: Herman Cain's Latest "PizzaGate" Gal, Ginger White May Be The One That Causes Him To Throw In The "Hotel Towel"

Herman Cain's Latest "PizzaGate" Gal, Ginger White May Be The One That Causes Him To Throw In The "Hotel Towel"

ATLANTA - It appears that Herman Cain's new campaign bumper sticker may be reading "Put a fork in it - it's done." The black GOPer who wears a black cowboy hat, obviously oblivious to the fact that the cowboys in the Old West who wore black cowboy...
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Funny story: Rex The Wonder Dog Saves Herman Cain From Kiss-And-Tell Ho

Rex The Wonder Dog Saves Herman Cain From Kiss-And-Tell Ho

WASHINGTON - He can ride a horse! He can swing from a tree on a vine! He can hold wild animals at bay with a torch. Rex the Wonder Dog can do things even Herman Cain's wife can't do; save Herman from the grasp of a blabber-mouth Ho from Atlanta, Geo...
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Funny story: Herman Cain's latest accuser provides evidence that not every woman finds him ugly

Herman Cain's latest accuser provides evidence that not every woman finds him ugly

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In the court of public opinion, many Americans had been close to ruling that Herman Cain had a face that only a mother--and perhaps his wife--could love. But Cain can now thank Ginger White for attempting to save his image. White...
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Funny story: Cain to say, "Here we go again" again?

Cain to say, "Here we go again" again?

Now that Republican candidate Herman Cain has withstood charges of sexual harassment and an alleged 13-year affair, the media is seriously questioning whether he can survive the latest charge that has been unveiled over the past 24 hours. Accordin...
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Funny story: Cain Affair - Democrats and Republicans secretly join forces to end the Occupy Wall Street protests

Cain Affair - Democrats and Republicans secretly join forces to end the Occupy Wall Street protests

On Monday, what may be the biggest political conspiracy in recent times began playing out for all of America's viewing pleasure. Democrats and Republicans have decided the best way to put an end to Occupy Wall Street is to manufacture an affair. The common goal is to divert attention from the nagging protest so participants can be addressed, and subsequently removed. As a result, Americans hav...
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Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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