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Secretary Paulson Announces Resignation

Funny story: Secretary Paulson Announces Resignation

At 11:00ET today, Secretary Paulson announced his intention to resign his cabinet position effective immediately. Speaking to a small group of Treasury Department insiders, Paulson commented that his dynamic strategy of "throwing shit against the wa...

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Parabolic Microphone Reveals Paulson Bailout Plan

Funny story: Parabolic Microphone Reveals Paulson Bailout Plan

During testimony to the Senate Banking Committee regarding the 800 Bn USD bailout package, a covertly placed parabolic microphone and recorder have finally been accessed. The shocking transcript of the recording, although somewhat damaged by the...

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Bailout Passes House, Paulson Crowned King

Funny story: Bailout Passes House, Paulson Crowned King

Ok, now that the House passed the bailout plan, we're officially a socialist country. Thanks to George Bush, we're capitalists in good times, socialists in bad. Lenin would chuckle. Will the $700 billion (plus a billion and a half of pork barr...

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Henry Paulson Named World's Sexiest Man

Funny story: Henry Paulson Named World's Sexiest Man

Washington DC-- US Treasury Secretary Henry (Hanka Hanka Burnin' Love) Paulson was voted the world's sexiest man in a new AOL online poll. The smooth-headed stallion easily won against other studs like Bill Maher, John McCain and Michael Moore. T...

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Paulson Resigns: Lou Dobbs Takes Over

Funny story: Paulson Resigns: Lou Dobbs Takes Over

Henry Paulson resigned Wednesday as Secretary of the Treasury. President Bush appointed CNN's Lou Dobbs to replace him. Dobbs is expected to be confirmed in the Senate on Thursday. Paulson accepting responsibility for the failed bailout: "I though...

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CERN physicists ordered to open up a wormhole to the future so the U.S. Treasury can barrow more money from tomorrow, tomorrow is just a day away

Funny story: CERN physicists ordered to open up a wormhole to the future so the U.S. Treasury can barrow more money from tomorrow, tomorrow is just a day away

Washington, D.C. - After the rank and file of the Republican and Democrat parties sobered up refusing to pass the three and a half page ultimatum, tantamount to emptying 700 billion dollars out of the pockets of Americans and placing U.S. Treasury Se...

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