A local man was rushed to hospital yesterday suffering from what doctors describe as a severe case of "shock and utter bewilderment."
He was apparently taken ill after a phone call to computer software giant Microsoft's helpdesk.
Mr Antonin Dvo...
This is almost a real letter received at the DIY SOS team HQ.
Dear DIY SOS, I hope you can help me. My name is Jane Hunt and I have a useless husband called Mike.
I have a really simple job that desperately needs doing and I'm afraid that my man is not quite up to the task. Therefore I need your help.
Almost a year ago I purchased a nice bedroom dresser from MFI during their closing down...
It's all go for David Caruso, star of CSI Miami, filming here, filming there, nipping to the shops to buy factor 1000 sun cream for his lily white skin, due to being a ginger in the sunniest place on the planet.
Apparently he was on set the other...
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