Tokyo, Japan - In a move that greatly saddened Hello Kitty lovers across Japan, the Tokyo committee announced on Friday that they have decided to go with two inflatable sex dolls, as the mascots for 2020.
Head of the committee, Titzi Wowhi, stated...
A Tokyo man was jailed today for abducting the children's character Hello Kitty from a playground in Tokyo in May.
The man Masahno Takakity had attempted to argue that his actions were justified as he was a scientist investigating the work of Erw...
Taco Bell, anticipating a need to stay ahead of the game, has teamed up with "Hello Kitty" manufacturer to develop a HELLO KITTY HAPPY TIME PINK TACO/GRANDE MEAT BURRITO COMBO
Taco Bell has been on a kick for awhile now adding new, unique taco fla...
NEW YORK (AP) Several days after indefinitely suspending Keith Olbermann, host of the popular 'Countdown' program, MSNBC issued a press release outlining the conditions for his possible return.
In addition to completing a course on anger managemen...
The original Hello Kitty vinyl coin purse first introduced to America by the Japanese Company, Yo Peu Sei, has come a long way. Hello Kitty is one of the most recognized characters marketed for children today--from Hello Kitty dolls to lunch boxes to...
Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced he has had enough of Japanese capitalist imperialism seeking world domination through consumer electronics, mind-numbing computer games and anime. "Britain is a tolerant, fair and decent country but enough i...
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