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Funny story: A Minnesota Man Invents A Helicopter That Runs On A Mixture Of Tap Water And Dandelion Weeds

A Minnesota Man Invents A Helicopter That Runs On A Mixture Of Tap Water And Dandelion Weeds

DULUTH, Minnesota - Ezra P. Crackerbee, 73, has always liked to tinker around his garage in Duluth. One day last week as he was putting away some gardening tools he noticed that one of the hoes had some shreds of dandelion weed on the blade. A...
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Funny story: An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

An Alaskan Helicopter Company Tells Sarah Palin, "No More Free Rides"

WASILLA, Alaska - It appears that Sarah Palin's free helicopter hunting rides are riding off into the sunset like Roy Rogers and Dale Evans did in so many western films. Cunningham "Caribou" Carbinfeister owner of The Chicka Chicka Helicopter Comp...
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Funny story: Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!

Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!

The disqualification of Britain's Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls for cheating during Sunday's final day Bilderberg annual golfing competition means original runner-up, 90 year old Henry Kissinger has now been declared the official winner. 'I suspecte...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin to host TLC's 'Hunting from Hueys' in January

Sarah Palin to host TLC's 'Hunting from Hueys' in January

ATLANTA, Georgia (ABSNN) - The Learning Channel, once home to NASA, now home to Honey Boo Boo, has signed former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to a two-year, weekly outdoor, hunting themed show called "Hunting from Hueys." "We are exceptionally plea...
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Funny story: Queen to make real chopper jump

Queen to make real chopper jump

In a statement Buckingham Palace has confirmed that after Queen Elizabeth's fake helicopter jump for the Olympic opening ceremony, her Majesty is to make a real jump from a helicopter. Her Majesty will make the jump this Tuesday at noon. The h...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Continues To Buy Brad Pitt's Love By Buying Him A $1.6 Million Helicopter

Angelina Jolie Continues To Buy Brad Pitt's Love By Buying Him A $1.6 Million Helicopter

PROVENCE, France - Close friends of Angelina Jolie have remarked that as the actress has gotten older she has also become a lot more insecure. Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that one of Jolie's very close friends Winnie Suzy Willowick, 37, recently...
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Funny story: Bachelor Contestant ostracized after claiming to be "on show to make friends"

Bachelor Contestant ostracized after claiming to be "on show to make friends"

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - ABC's The Bachelor contestant Chantelle Martinee was spurned by her former castmates during the 2-hour season finale event, The Ladies Continue to Fight After the Final Picnic on the Beach, Part 4. Martinee, a 21-year-o...
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Funny story: Skipton man hair-lifted to hospital

Skipton man hair-lifted to hospital

Craven helicopter service made a dramatic rescue of a long-haired fell-runner on Wild Boar Fell this weekend. 65-year-old Bob Dylan was nearing the top of the Fell and was within a hair's breadth of beating his personal best time of 29 minutes.
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Funny story: Well-known psychic has been speaking to Osama bin laden for at least 8 years!

Well-known psychic has been speaking to Osama bin laden for at least 8 years!

It has been reported today, that a well-known psychic (who did not wish to be named through fear of ridicule) has confessed to speaking to the notorious Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden for at least eight years. If these claims are true, then it coul...
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Funny story: Helicopter hunters to kill feral pigs around Fort Worth

Helicopter hunters to kill feral pigs around Fort Worth

There are roughly 1.5 million feral hogs in the Lone Star state. Feral hogs prey on livestock, knock down fences and crap all over crops. Many Texans are fed up with the destructive beasts that are descended from hogs that were brought over by Span...
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Funny story: Two Thousand Dead Passengers Recovered At Helicopter Crash Site

Two Thousand Dead Passengers Recovered At Helicopter Crash Site

Early this morning a helicopter that left Yeager airport in West Virginia was lost from the radar and never reached it's destination. Now news is coming out that the helicopter crashed in an isolated area of the Appalachian mountains near the Kentuck...
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Funny story: Angry Bristol man jailed for grabbing helicopter

Angry Bristol man jailed for grabbing helicopter

A man has been sentenced to a year in prison for grabbing a helicopter as it took off in Bristol. Bristol Crown Court was told Houshang Jafari, 58, became "extremely angry" after the helicopter landed near his flat, causing debris to hit his car.
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Funny story: Helicopters, Hovercraft and Jump Jets - all banned from the Prom

Helicopters, Hovercraft and Jump Jets - all banned from the Prom

A parent has been stopped from sending their child to her school Prom by helicopter after councillors refused to give permission for it to land on school property. It is now thought that in order to circumvent the ban, the 11 year-old girl will abse...
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Funny story: Tiger and Obama spotted aboard 'black helicopter'

Tiger and Obama spotted aboard 'black helicopter'

With all the air traffic around Copenhagen, Denmark for the International Climate Change Convention, you'd think that no particular aircraft would stand out very much. There's commercial airliners, Gulfstreams, Learjets, and everything in between. Th...
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Funny story: No Parking Space For More Army Helicopters In Afghanistan

No Parking Space For More Army Helicopters In Afghanistan

In a surprising development, the Chief Traffic Warden for Helmand Province in Afghanistan has issued a dictat that no additional helicopters may be parked in his territory. "I am sick of these arrogant pilots parking in disabled spaces when they h...
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Funny story: Do We Need The Bloody Helicopters Or Not?

Do We Need The Bloody Helicopters Or Not?

London, England - In response to allegations from David Cameron and other opposition figures, the government has clarified the situations regarding helicopters in Afghanistan and the threat to pregnant women from the swine flu pandemic. "We have...
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Funny story: Manchester Gang Members Arrested Attempting To Buy Harrier Jump Jets And Apache Helicopters Off Undercover MI6 Agent.

Manchester Gang Members Arrested Attempting To Buy Harrier Jump Jets And Apache Helicopters Off Undercover MI6 Agent.

Four alleged Manchester gang members were arrested yesterday following an undercover sting by MI6 agents and accused of attempting to buy some pretty naughty weaponry from an undercover agent. Inside sources revealed that the men were arrested fol...
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Funny story: U.S Army unviels new Blackhawk Helicopter

U.S Army unviels new Blackhawk Helicopter

Fort Campbell, KY - Today the U.S Army unveiled its newest Helicopter, the UH-60M. The "Mike model," as its affectionately known among those who fly it, will replace its aging Fleet of UH-60A/L model Aircraft Which first entered service in...
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