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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Girls - Sponsorship Offers Flood In

Wayne Rooney Girls - Sponsorship Offers Flood In

Top brands like Coca-Cla and Nike may be reconsidering their sponsorship of Wayne Rooney in the wake of his three-in-a-bed scandal, but some big names are offering six-figure sums to the girls at the centre of it. Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood hav...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Girls Plan Goodison Stunt

Wayne Rooney Girls Plan Goodison Stunt

The girls at the centre of the Wayne Rooney scandal plan to make a public appearance at the Everton football ground tomorrow before the game with Manchester Utd. "Juicy" Jenny Thompson and Helen Wood, who allegedly performed a threesome with the M...
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Funny story: Helen Wood, Jennifer Thompson And Wayne Rooney Threesome Revelations Surface

Helen Wood, Jennifer Thompson And Wayne Rooney Threesome Revelations Surface

This is just gossip. Nobody really gives a flying eff at a rotating doughnut whether Wayne Rooney had a threesome with Manchester based prostitutes Helen Wood and Jennifer 'Juicy Jenny' Thompson. It seems that the nation has come to regard such an...
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Funny story: Rooney second string hooker Helen Wood: curse of La Cervara hexed Wayne/Coleen nuptials

Rooney second string hooker Helen Wood: curse of La Cervara hexed Wayne/Coleen nuptials

Manchester - (Gonads): The slinky Salford slapper has blamed an ancient Roman curse for blighting Wayne and Coleen's nuptials. Helen Wood, 23, whose three-in-a-bed antics have rocked the nation, said today the 2008 La Cervara ceremony 'was hexed'...
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