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Actress Helen Mirren banned from Palace after 'aliens' jibe

Funny story: Actress Helen Mirren banned from Palace after 'aliens' jibe

Los Angeles - Official: all traces of Martian DNA have been expunged from the royal genome after film star Helen Mirren blew the gaff on Queen Elizardbirth's alien origins. Mirren, who famously played Queenie in an instantly forgettable Hollywood...

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"Hottest MILF Award" not a category at this year's Oscars

Funny story: "Hottest MILF Award" not a category at this year's Oscars

Since it's creation in the 1970's the "Hottest MILF Award" has been a coverted trophy for actresses at the Oscars. However, it had always courted controversy and now the award is to no longer be a category at this year's film ceremony. Critics had...

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It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

Funny story: It's Official. Dame Helen Mirren Loves Drumming and Drummers but Hates the Gay Parade

Yesterday in Soho the organisers of Gay Pride held a small performance to advertise the up and coming Gay Pride Parade which will be held in London mid July this year. Using a drum band to create an audience with a loud beat, so that they could give...

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Helen Mirren To Replace The Queen For This Year's Televised Christmas Day Speech!

Funny story: Helen Mirren To Replace The Queen For This Year's Televised Christmas Day Speech!

The traditional Christmas Day speech broadcast to the nation each year by the Queen is to be performed this year by ... Helen Mirren! Helen approached the BBC to suggest she replace the Queen this year after hearing that BBC chiefs had told the Qu...

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Helen Mirren Proves Funny and F--kable on Saturday Night Live.

Funny story: Helen Mirren Proves Funny and F--kable on Saturday Night Live.

Sir Helen Mirren, who rocketed to superstardom as "Orgy Girl #5" in the classic film "The Queen", made her American television debut on Saturday Night Live, where she proved to be just as f--kable as she is funny! Make fun of Helen Mirren? How da...

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Helena Bonham Carter Declares War on Helen Mirren

Funny story: Helena Bonham Carter Declares War on Helen Mirren

Buried under accolades for her role in the King's Speech, the actress Helena Bonham Carter has now put the actress Helen Mirren on notice that her days are over as reigning queen of actresses portraying reigning queens. "Going forward, I deserve...

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Body of Queen Elizabeth I Posed Nude For New York Magazine Under Pseudonym "Helen Mirren"

Funny story: Body of Queen Elizabeth I Posed Nude For New York Magazine Under Pseudonym "Helen Mirren"

Strangely, the body of Queen Elizabeth I, decomposing since 1533, was photographed nude for New York Magazine. What's more, she's disparaging an Academy Award winning actress by using the pseudonym "Helen Mirren." "Of course its not Helen," sai...

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Perez Hilton Photographs Helen Mirren's Muff, Goes Blind

Funny story: Perez Hilton Photographs Helen Mirren's Muff, Goes Blind

Riding the fickle wave of notoriety after photographing Miley Cyrus' unlady-like exit from a car last week, famous fop Perez Hilton suffered a serious professional set-back after he was stricken blind by Helen Mirren's Medusa-like muff. According to...

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Mirren, Deneuve, Loren on Most Beautiful List, Cosmetics Industry Notices

Funny story: Mirren, Deneuve, Loren on Most Beautiful List, Cosmetics Industry Notices

When Wizard Jeans recently produced its annual list (prepared by fashion expert Sally Allen) of the 10 Most Beautiful Women in the World, there wasn't a twenty-something woman on it. And young wannabes were startled to see that Helen Mirren, 64, Cat...

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Mirren to launch 'Nazi-Free' Cocaine Line

Funny story: Mirren to launch 'Nazi-Free' Cocaine Line

Los Angeles - In an interview today with 'Hallo' magazine Oscar- winning actress Dame Helen Mirren, announced the launch of her new range of drugs which she claims are 100% 'Nazi--Free'. Mirren,106, recently admitted that she stopped using cocaine wh...

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Keira Knightley nude scene as Princess Diana in new movie.

Funny story: Keira Knightley nude scene as Princess Diana in new movie.

Actress Keira Knightley is being lined up to play Diana, Princess of Wales in a movie based on the late royals life.

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Helen Mirren Snubs the Queen

Funny story: Helen Mirren Snubs the Queen

Helen Mirren could not make her appointment with the Queen as she was filming in South somewhere or other. Darn it girl, you are in charge here - give yourself a few days leave!! The Queen summoned you and you "couldn't make it". When...

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Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

Funny story: Prince William Hammered by Queen, Cocktails.

In an absolute shock to the country, and the world, Prince William has gotten drunk.

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Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim

Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith was murdered by MI6 - Mohammed Al Fayed claim

Harrod's boss Mohammed Al Fayed has accused the British intelligence service of murdering Anna Nicole Smith to prevent her becoming the future Queen Mother, following news that DNA evidence suggesting Prince William is the father of her child is...

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Queen feigns rigor mortis to avoid lunch with Helen Mirren

Funny story: Queen feigns rigor mortis to avoid lunch with Helen Mirren

Buckingham Palace - (Riotous): The Queen has instructed Palace footmen to tell Dame Helen Mirren that she is unavoidably detained with a severe bout of rigor mortis should the Oscar and Bafta winner demand her gong lunch at Buck House this week.

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Mirren image - Oscar winner on course for the throne

Funny story: Mirren image - Oscar winner on course for the throne

SO DELIGHTED was Queen Elizabeth with Helen Mirren's Oscar-winning portrayal of her in The Queen, it is believed the current monarch is about to send shockwaves through the House of Windsor by installing the much-loved star as second in line to t...

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Mirren Coronation Slated for Thursday Next!

Funny story: Mirren Coronation Slated for Thursday Next!

Once loyal subjects throughout the UK were agog at the queenlyness of Helen Mirren at the Oscars<span class=sup>®! "That Bird's got herself some set!" was all that Nigel Titslicker could manage af...

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Helen Mirren invited to Palace

Funny story: Helen Mirren invited to Palace

Oscar winner Dame Helen Mirren has been invited to meet the Queen at Buckingham Palace. Dame Helen, who portrayed her majesty in her movie 'The Queen' said. 'I enjoyed playing the role very much, and the Palace have invited me there to di...

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