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After Dozens of Cosmetic Surgeries Heidi Montag Denies That Next She Is Getting A Sex Change

Funny story: After Dozens of Cosmetic Surgeries Heidi Montag Denies That Next She Is Getting A Sex Change

BEVERLY HILLS - There is no female in Hollywood who has gotten more cosmetic surgery done on her face and body than Heidi Montag, with maybe the one possible exception of Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers. Montag has had everything done from getting...

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Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Funny story: Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

REDONDO BEACH - Tom Cruise recently stated that at times he really misses his ex-wife Katie Holmes. The Mission Impossible star told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if there was any chance at all of him getting back together with Katie he would jump at i...

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Heidi Montag, Betty White, and Cloris Leachman To Star In The TV Show The Vampire Witches of Walla Walla

Funny story: Heidi Montag, Betty White, and Cloris Leachman To Star In The TV Show The Vampire Witches of Walla Walla

LOS ANGELES - Heidi Montag, AKA The Queen of Plastic, has just announced that her, Betty White, 91, and Cloris Leachman, 87, have all agreed to star in a new television series on the Epitome Television Network. The comedy-drama is titled The Vampi...

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Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says The Heidi Montag Lesbian Rumors Are Simply Rumors

MARINA DEL REY - Kristen Stewart said that she wants it known that she still cares a lot for Rob Pattinson even though he won't give her the time of the day. K-Stew made that remark to Glamboyant Magazine writer Voodoo Dupree. She stated that last...

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Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Heidi Montag To Star In The Vampires of The Fiscal Cliff

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Pipe Dream Films in association with Omnigate Pictures has just released the media info on their latest movie production. Noted producer Bellanini Terrabini stated that the movie titled The Vampir...

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Heidi Montag To Host New Reality Show

Funny story: Heidi Montag To Host New Reality Show

BEVERLY HILLS - Heidi Montag was sitting at the bar of The Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills drinking a Singapore Sling when she was approached by a reporter for an entertainment media publication. Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times...

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Heidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"

Funny story: Heidi Montag and Taylor Lautner Finish Filming "Done But With Errors On Page"

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Sign Films and director Bandini Borapelli have just announced that they have wrapped up shooting on the spy comedy Done But With Errors On Page. The film has received an R-rating due to the explicit language which is quite...

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Lady Gaga and Heidi Montag To Buy The Texas Nude Maid Service Company

Funny story: Lady Gaga and Heidi Montag To Buy The Texas Nude Maid Service Company

LUBBOCK, Texas - The Texas Nude Maid Service Company was first established in April of this year. Its owner Lubbock native Essie Belle Tuckahoe had a vision that a cleaning service in which the maids were all nude could be successful. And Miss Tuc...

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Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag To Star In The R-Rated Spy Comedy "Done But With Errors On Page"

Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag To Star In The R-Rated Spy Comedy "Done But With Errors On Page"

HOLLYWOOD - Cloud Cinema Pictures in association with Hollywood Sign Films has just announced That Taylor Lautner and Heidi Montag will be starring in a film by noted Italian director Bandini Borapelli. Lautner and Montag spoke with Pomona Vox of...

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Tom Cruise Denies That The Reason Why Katie Holmes Filed For Divorce Was Because of Heidi Montag

Funny story: Tom Cruise Denies That The Reason Why Katie Holmes Filed For Divorce Was Because of Heidi Montag

NEW YORK CITY - Tom Cruise says that he still cannot believe that his wife Katie has filed for a divorce. He spoke with Ty Tickler of Hollywood Innuendo and told him that he was caught totally off guard. Cruise said that he first heard about Katie...

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Lady Gaga Addresses The Scandalous Rumors About Her and Heidi Montag

Funny story: Lady Gaga Addresses The Scandalous Rumors About Her and Heidi Montag

TARZANA, California - Lady Gaga was backstage relaxing after having performed to a sold-out crowd at The Gary Busey International Speedway. The New York City songstress was extremely overjoyed as she had received a total of four encores. She t...

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A List of 10 Little Known Facts About David Letterman

Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About David Letterman

David Letterman has stated that the greatest late night talk show host of all time was Johnny Carson. He pointed out that Johnny is without a doubt the best even though Jay "The Chinmaster" Leno thinks that he is. David has gone on record as saying that Leno and him both learned 90 percent of what they know about being late night TV talk show hosts from the great Johnny Carson. He then adde...

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Heidi Montag To Star As Patricia Krentcil In The Horror Movie "The Attack of The Tanorexic Woman"

Funny story: Heidi Montag To Star As Patricia Krentcil In The Horror Movie "The Attack of The Tanorexic Woman"

HOLLYWOOD - Cinema Castle Pictures will soon begin production on the Sheboygan Saddlewood film based on the New Jersey "Tanning Woman" Patricia Krentcil. Saddlewood noted that Heidi Montag has been signed to portray Krentcil who is considered to b...

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Heidi Montag's New Reality Show "Heidi Talks Politics" Is Cancelled After Airing Just 2 Episodes

Funny story: Heidi Montag's New Reality Show "Heidi Talks Politics" Is Cancelled After Airing Just 2 Episodes

LOS ANGELES - According to Heidi Montag's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue, she is absolutely crushed at the news that her brand new cable reality show has been cancelled after only airing two episodes. The show titled Heidi Talks Politics was re...

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Lindsay Lohan Admits She's Attracted To Heidi Montag

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Admits She's Attracted To Heidi Montag

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan has vowed that her party girl days are over. The extremely freckled Tinsel Town starlet has stated that she has learned her lesson and she is thrilled beyond belief that she is not sitting in some cold, damp prison cell.

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Heidi Montag Admits To Having A Big Time Erotic Crush On The Twilight Saga's Rob Pattinson

Funny story: Heidi Montag Admits To Having A Big Time Erotic Crush On The Twilight Saga's Rob Pattinson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers seem to be competing with each other to see which one can get the most plastic surgeries done. According to a recent article that appeared in the medical publication Say Ahh titled The Wonders and Whys...

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The Scandalous Rumor Mill Focuses In On Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Stars of The Vampire Diaries

Funny story: The Scandalous Rumor Mill Focuses In On Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Stars of The Vampire Diaries

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the most popular and well-liked individuals in LaLaLand are Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev who star in CW's The Vampire Diaries. The celebrity couple has been rumored to have recently ended their relationship. But like Somer...

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Britney Spears Up To Her Old "Upskirt" Ways

Funny story: Britney Spears Up To Her Old "Upskirt" Ways

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears who became almost as famous for getting out of cars as she did for her singing and dancing is back in the news again. According to Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune the 30-year-old singer was just phot...

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