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Heidi Klum Dumps Her Bodyguard/Boyfriend

Funny story: Heidi Klum Dumps Her Bodyguard/Boyfriend

REDONDO BEACH, California - Heidi Klum was shopping at the Sir Surfboard Shop in Redondo Beach when she was approached by a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine. The reporter Savannah Kettle asked Ms. Klum if the rumor about her breaking up with her...

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The Erotically Sultry Heidi Klum Rejects Her Bodyguard's Proposal

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum is certainly one 40-year-old woman who has aged quite gracefully. The German native says that she has enjoyed her freedom after divorcing singer Seal. Klum fearing that thousands of men would be after her decided to hire...

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Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears

NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA star whom North Korean leader Kim Jong Un calls his BFF, has just been told by Kim to see about getting him a date with one of his favorite American celebrities Britney Spears. Kim Jong Un reportedly t...

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Gay-friendly women

Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...

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Heidi Klum Wants To Marry Her Bodyguard

Funny story: Heidi Klum Wants To Marry Her Bodyguard

LOS ANGELES - Heidi Klum has done it all. She has worked as a model, a TV producer, a television host, a fashion designer, an actress, and even for one week a pole dancer in her home country of Germany. Heidi at 40, is still considered to be one o...

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The Very Sexy Heidi Klum Says Tattoo Removal Is A Real Bitch!

Funny story: The Very Sexy Heidi Klum Says Tattoo Removal Is A Real Bitch!

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum, one of the judges on America's Got Talent, has learned a very valuable lesson - marriages might not be forever but tattoos are, or at least until one spends lots of money and goes through a lot of needless pain to get them rem...

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Heidi Klum Replaces Sharon Osbourne on America's Got Talent

NEW ORLEANS - Heidi Klum is one very happy celebrity model as she has just learned that she has been pegged to be the second female judge replacing America's Got Talent judge Sharon "Dah-Ling" Osbourne. Klum, 39, will be joining Howie Mandel, Howa...

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Heidi Klum and Metta World Peace Dating

Funny story: Heidi Klum and Metta World Peace Dating

LOS ANGELES - The LaLaLand rumor mills are abuzz with the latest celebrity pairing of Project Runway host and judge Heidi Klum and NBA player Metta World Peace. Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that the couple was spotted having a late dinner at The Li...

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Heidi Klum's New Show - "Project: I'm Looking For A New Husband"

SANTA MONICA - The host of the top rated reality show Project Runway, Heidi Klum, has just revealed that she has signed to appear on yet another reality show. The 39-year-old German model who has graced the cover of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit I...

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Heidi Klum Says Seal Needs To Stop Whining

NEW ORLEANS - Heidi Klum traveled down to the Big Easy to help with the distribution of the contents of an 18-wheeler which was loaded with food, bottled water, toys, towels, and cosmetics. Heidi had personally helped to load the items which she h...

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Heidi Klum Divorce Battle Heats Up - Joins Canadian Hunters to Champion Seal Fur

Funny story: Heidi Klum Divorce Battle Heats Up - Joins Canadian Hunters to Champion Seal Fur

The so called amicable split earlier this year between what was deemed Hollywood's most solid marriage has taken a turn for the worse. Heidi Klum has revealed the depth of her anger as she turned on her soon to be ex-husband and launched a damagi...

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The Upcoming Nasty Divorce: Heidi Klum Is Worth $70 Million - Seal Says "$70 Million Divided By Two Is $35 Million"

Funny story: The Upcoming Nasty Divorce: Heidi Klum Is Worth $70 Million - Seal Says "$70 Million Divided By Two Is $35 Million"

LOS ANGELES - It appears that Seal's claws have finally come out and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Heidi Klum is doing some fancy backpedaling to keep from getting scratched financially speaking. The divorce between the black singer and the white super m...

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Heidi Klum Said She Told Her Husband Seal To Attend Anger Management Classes Or Kiss Her Fantabulous Body Bye-Bye

Funny story: Heidi Klum Said She Told Her Husband Seal To Attend Anger Management Classes Or Kiss Her Fantabulous Body Bye-Bye

SANTA MONICA - Heidi Klum took her four kids to the world-famous Santa Monica Pier to buy them some of their unique rainbow-colored cotton candy. While on the pier she was approached by a reporter who asked her if she was actually going through wi...

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Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods

Funny story: Heidi Klum Dumps Seal, Seeks Upgrade with Tiger Woods

The romance is reportedly over as ex-supermodel now reality TV hostess, Heidi Klum, kicks former recording star Seal, to the curb. Insiders to the Klum camp, say that she may be quick to the post-Seal cougar prowl, and just happens to like the way T...

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The 'Sensuoulsy Sexy' Heidi Klum Has Just Been Voted The Number One 'MILF' In Hollywood

Funny story: The 'Sensuoulsy Sexy' Heidi Klum Has Just Been Voted The Number One 'MILF' In Hollywood

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum, who was born in Germany, has received countless prestigious awards in her career. She has three times been named one of the world's top models by the Swedish based magazine De Erogen Zonen Illustrated (The Erogenous Zone Il...

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Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva To Pose Nude In a Girl-On-Girl Photo Layout In PlayGuy

Funny story: Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva To Pose Nude In a Girl-On-Girl Photo Layout In PlayGuy

CHICAGO - Mel Gibson's ex-former girlfriend and ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva says that she is not going to wait around for Mel from hell to cough up money which is owed to her and their baby. The Russian born pianist has consulted with the edi...

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NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

Funny story: NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

At a recent press conference at which the owners of the New York Mets announced that they were giving the team manager a walk, they also explained that they were pursuing an entirely new managerial strategy. They will hire a female for the job.

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The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

Funny story: The Scandal-Ridden TV Reality Show "Models of The Runway" Is Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY - Insiders are stating that The Lifelong Channel modeling show Models of The Runway has been cancelled. The shows executive producer Slizza Huffnagle-Filterfield stated that from the very beginning the show was plagued with lots of prob...

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