Parhump, Nevada - "A lot of Chinese hookers will be spending the year on their backs once again," retired multimillionaire ex-brothelkeeper Heidi Fleiss predicted today, "after wasting most of the Year of the Snake just sitting on their dumpy little...
PAHRUMP, Nevada - The notorious Heidi Fleiss is back in the news and this time it is not for money laundering.
The woman who became internationally known has gone from being the Hollywood Madam to the Pahrump Pot Princess.
Fire investigators in Pahrump, Nevada, are continuing their investigation into the fire at former Hollywood Madam's Heidi Fleiss's "house", parrot aviary, and center for her internet site which offers suggestions on small business 'start up' strat...
Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss has already chosen some of the men she wants to inhabit "Heidi's Stud Farm," a luxurious Nevada mansion destined to become the nation's first legal brothel for female clients.
"I'm thinking in terms of recognizable a...
Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): "You Brits, this is so tacky! If it had been me in charge of the orgy I'd never have allowed valued client like Obergruppenführer Mosley to become so horribly compromised,&quo...
Heidi Fleiss moved to Nye County in late 2005, and announced plans to open "Heidi's Stud Farm" in the town of Crystal, about 20 miles north of Pahrump.
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