Recent water floods, hurricanes and deluges briefly put water into the country's reservoirs, but the drought warnings this morning mean hosepipe bans and shortage restrictions are back in force. At the headquarters of Wales Water in Y Borth, near Abe...
In the prestigious new Ruff Guide to the world, Wales has been given a FFFF rating for cheerfulness, down from FFFE three years ago.
The home of depressing poetry, Eisteddfod parties and almost constant rain, Wales has slipped to below France, thi...
Food warnings remain in place for those parts of Britain where poor, starving people live in hope that it will rain a lot.
Food suppliers from the Environment Agency are now using emergency measures whereby carrier bags of food are released from d...
After enduring a long, wet, windy horrible winter and spring, summer has arrived to relieve the northern half of Europe from its misery. The only problem is; there is more of the wet, windy, horrible weather hitting the shores of Britain and Northen...
'Rubber Boots R Us' has completely sold out of wellington boots, affectionately referred to by many as 'wellies'.
CEO of the largest Rubber Boot company in England, Willy 'Wellie' Gumshoe, tells of employees working 24/7 shipping 'wellies' from wa...
A Lancashire software developer has released a console game for PS3 enthusiasts which looks set to rival 'Heavy Rain' as the most ambitious console game ever.
Jason Etherington, CEO of RinkyDinkyGames Inc told us from his Rishton office:
Opinion appears to be divided over upcoming PS3 release 'Heavy Rain' making it either the greatest console game ever, or one long yawn fest, depending of course on who you choose to listen to.
David Cage, the game's writer has compared it to a goo...
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