The contract for building another runway in London has been won by budget airline Queasy Jet. They have decided that Altrincham, some two hundred miles away near Manchester, is the perfect location.
"On the scale of things," said Queasy Jet chairm...
Plans are well advanced for Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, to be buried under the new third runway at London Airport.
The offer to Boris of a seat in the House of Lords in return for his silence on the issue has been turned down despite the title...
Heathrow Airport had to be closed to air traffic for two hour this morning when a kangaroo decided to take a hop along a runway
Having just arrived on the scheduled Australia Airlines flight from Sydney the marsupial then escaped down to the tarma...
Heathrow, LONDON: With many teenagers employed by G4S on £8.50 per hour, deciding to take days off to watch Jeremy Kyle or soaps, there may be trouble ahead. But why has the Olympic Security become a 'car crash', waiting to happen? Lord Coe et al...
Irish budget airline mogul Mick O'Really is set to solve the UK border control crisis with his latest venture. His new 'Pay and Arrive' scheme is set to dramatically reduce queues at London's Heathrow airport this summer.
Executive of Pay and Ar...
Further deaths from an outbreak of Rionnaires' disease are highly likely, doctors warned yesterday.
The recent outbreak is centred on Heathrow, and the number of confirmed cases rose to 157 (although some have been lost). And there are still thous...
Members of the UK Border Force are enjoying holding up people trying to get through passpoprt control at Heathrow, we can reveal.
Waiting times have been seriously affected by the Easter holidays with some passengers waiting for more than an hour...
Steward, Paul Schwing, emailed his partner George Snapalogupos, who works for a Greek Airline, just before Paul's British Airway's flight A069, left Buffalo Airport, New York,this evening, heading for Heathrow Airport, London, England.
George imme...
In a brave move to "get Britain moving", the Department for Transport has announced a dramatic plan for both the London Underground and Heathrow Airport.
The Minister for Transport, Con Seezontiquet, announced that work starts immediately on exten...
After a slight altercation at home, a gay man stormed out of the place with a bulging handbag threatening to blow up Heathrow. The man (?) a 72 year old pensioner was last seen rushing towards the airport and could be easily identified because of the...
The examination of a suspect package that temporarily closed a section of Terminal 5 is rumoured to have belonged to pop diva Lady Gaga.
A spokesman confirmed the incident saying they were aware of the allegation that the pop biscuit may have been...
Animals arriving at Heathrow airport, even those transferring to other flights, must now pass through the Animal Reception Centre. A spokesperson stated that it is well known that drugs and other contraband are smuggled in using animals from various...
In the wake of Heathrow Airport's shocking inability to handle the winter weather, a snitchy insider has claimed that those in charge of the laughing stock of the air travel industry were always going to show their incompetence and inability to deal...
Heathrow Airport, UK, are a bunch of incapable losers claim many stranded tourists hoping to escape the "Christmas tinsel plastic hell" that the British festive season has turned into.
Due to the terrible weather Heathrow seem to be totally hopele...
HeathROW, London: Staff armed with loud hailers, ordered travellers to leave the airport and go home or else to a hotel. One woman shouted back: "We have nowhere to go." Emotions ran high with some people, desperate to be home for Christmas, leavi...
A drugs mule was detained in Heathrow this morning, moments before boarding an aeroplane to the USA.
The mule, Dean, an ex Brighton donkey, was caught carrying over 40 kilos of cocaine in two panniers strapped across his back.
Airport staff bec...
LONDON, England - An enterprising former airport security worker has hatched a plan to take some of the very best photos he captured of various co-workers and travelers coming through the newly installed full-body scanners at Heathrow Airport and off...
Heathrow, London: Fresh from their Northumbrian campaign, in the search for Raoul Moat, the miniature Wehrmacht have been on manoeuvres again, this time at Heathrow.
The miniature Wehrmacht, kitted out again with pseudo-military outfits and coals...