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Funny story: Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Paul McCartney, Full of Christmas Cheer, Talks to John Lennon

Former Beatle and present rock god Sir Paul McCartney, who confessed that he often talked to the late John Lennon to get song ideas, gave half of the royalties on those songs that John helped with to John's widow Yoko Ono. "It's just a gesture...
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Funny story: Heather Mills In Another Rage Incident, Gets Even With Tournament Official

Heather Mills In Another Rage Incident, Gets Even With Tournament Official

Heather Mills, who told Paralympics official Sylvana Mestre "you don't know who I am, I will make your life miserable," just bought the mortgage company that holds the mortgage on Mestre's house and evicted her using alimony money from Paul McCartney...
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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Engaged! - And Once Again On The Long and Winding Road To Throwing Away Millions and Millions More of His Money

Sir Paul McCartney Engaged! - And Once Again On The Long and Winding Road To Throwing Away Millions and Millions More of His Money

LONDON - Former Beatles member Paul McCartney has just announced that he is engaged to girlfriend Nancy Shevell. Chatsworth Wiggonholt of Ta Ta For Now News stated that McCartney is worth in the neighborhood of $800 million [£489,000 U.K.]. Wig...
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Funny story: Beatle Paul McCartney To Marry Bride Number Three

Beatle Paul McCartney To Marry Bride Number Three

Former Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney is to marry for a third time, according to sources. Sir Paul will apparently wed New York millionaire businesswoman Nancy Shevell, of New York, who he met in The Hamptons. On Long Island. McCartney's first m...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Seen Stalking Heather Mills

Tiger Woods Seen Stalking Heather Mills

Maria Perez, the new Ms. Whoopee of the World, is supposed to be making a good will tour of the United States before going overseas to see other countries and promote sex as a happy way of life and a variety of sex to help keep marriages from falling...
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Funny story: Heather Mills to star in Sex Manual for Amputees

Heather Mills to star in Sex Manual for Amputees

Ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills, has today announced that she is to star in a sex manual, produced specifically for amputees. Ms Mills (42), suffered serious injuries in 1993 when she was hit by a police motorbike, losing her left leg...
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Funny story: Heather Mills In Catfight With Critic!

Heather Mills In Catfight With Critic!

Heather Mills turned several heads as she squeezed into an extremely short and extremely tight playsuit, complete with thigh-high legging-style boots, Sunday evening. The former wife of Sir Paul McCartney was criticized for overdoing it at StreetD...
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Funny story: Heather Mills May Lose Other Leg

Heather Mills May Lose Other Leg

A spokesman for the Ostermann Clinic in New York told reporters this morning that Heather Mills, who danced on "Dancing With The Stars" a couple of years back, may lose her other leg. "She had her check-up this week and everything looked fine", st...
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Funny story: Nanny McPhee wanted to be Heather Mills' Nanny

Nanny McPhee wanted to be Heather Mills' Nanny

Heather Mills is appearing at an employment tribunal accused of bullying her former Nanny Sara Trouble, I mean Trumble. Nanny McPhee has spoken out against Mills saying "No Nanny should have to put up with a mean bullying bitch like Mills and as f...
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Funny story: Heather Mills' Cook Claims She Was Abused

Heather Mills' Cook Claims She Was Abused

A Bridlington woman who says she was once employed as Heather Mills' cook has claimed that she was subjected to sustained and monstrous abuse during her employment by the former Mrs McCartney Beatle. Gwendoline Flack, of Circumcision Terrace, Brid...
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Funny story: Heather Mills Takes Over Becks Rehab Says: He'll Definitely Be Ready for Cup!

Heather Mills Takes Over Becks Rehab Says: He'll Definitely Be Ready for Cup!

The world's richest one legged Tango dancer and Ice Folly performer, Heather Mills, has taken over the rehabilitation of one legged soccer player David Beckham. Beckham, crestfallen, in deep depression and sobbing uncontrollably was ruled out of...
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Funny story: Skating On Thin Ice Star Heather Mills Sparks Airport Terror Alert

Skating On Thin Ice Star Heather Mills Sparks Airport Terror Alert

Heathrow - (Legpulling Mess): Frantic security staff were forced to back down when the ex-Beatle wife rolled up her trouser leg in a carefully-crafted Masonic manuever. Mills, 69, had accidentally set off a high tech alarm necessitating the remova...
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Funny story: Heather Mills Disqualified and Booted Off "Dancing on Ice"

Heather Mills Disqualified and Booted Off "Dancing on Ice"

Heather Mills, former wife of Paul McCartney, has struggled over the past few years to change her public image from that of an attention hungry, gold-digging opportunist to an inspirational role model for disadvantaged women worldwide. Mills lost par...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney And Heather Mills To Remarry Valentine's Day

Paul McCartney And Heather Mills To Remarry Valentine's Day

Former Beatle Paul McCartney and his ex-wife Heather Mills are about to walk down the aisle for the second time. The surprise wedding will be held at a church on Penny Lane on February 14th. Father McKenzie will be the minister. The stoned forme...
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Funny story: Dancing On Ice: Heather Mills Reveals She's Had 392 Marriage Proposals

Dancing On Ice: Heather Mills Reveals She's Had 392 Marriage Proposals

LONDON - This years Dancing On Ice skating marvel is Heather Mills. The former wife of Sir Paul McCartney is accomplishing what many people with two good legs cannot do. Mills has shown the doubters that one can do pretty much anything that one wa...
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Funny story: Dancing On Ice: Mrs. Gordon Ramsay Skates Off and Heather Mills Wears The Tightest Shorts In London

Dancing On Ice: Mrs. Gordon Ramsay Skates Off and Heather Mills Wears The Tightest Shorts In London

LONDON - Tana Ramsay, wife of the star of Hell's Kitchen and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay, was the fourth celebrity ice skater to be eliminated from this season's Dancing On Ice. Tana, who was partnered with Stuart Widdal, seemed to...
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Funny story: Heather Mills Heats Up The Ice Rink On Dancing On Ice

Heather Mills Heats Up The Ice Rink On Dancing On Ice

LONDON - The ex-wife of Paul McCartney, Heather Mills literally burned up the ice rink with her fabulous ice skating. The 41-year-old native of Aldershot, Hampshire, along with her skating partner Matt Evers really impressed the judges with their...
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Funny story: Heather Mills: I Kicked Paul's Ass In One-Legged Contest

Heather Mills: I Kicked Paul's Ass In One-Legged Contest

Heather Mills, the former Mrs. Paul McCartney, told reporters yesterday that the winner in the one-legged ass-kicking contest was she. "I got over $20 million in the settlement despite Sir Paul having most of the public and the big political clout...
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