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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Jack Wagner, The Ex-Future Husband of Heather Locklear

Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Jack Wagner, The Ex-Future Husband of Heather Locklear

HOLLYWOOD - Many television media critics agree this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars has the best celebrity dancers in the shows entire 14 seasons. One of the nicest celebs to ever appear on the show Jack Wagner found himself in the Botto...
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Funny story: Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

LOS ANGELES - Reports out of LaLaLand are that the much troubled actress Heather Locklear has been told that she needs to make arrangements to enter into a rehab clinic. A close, unnamed friend informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the 50-year-old Loc...
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Funny story: "Heather Locklear was 'out of control' prior to drug and alcohol incident that landed her in hospital" - DM Back On Form To Win Saturday's Piffle Prize

"Heather Locklear was 'out of control' prior to drug and alcohol incident that landed her in hospital" - DM Back On Form To Win Saturday's Piffle Prize

Following a one day temporary hiatus in the art of expounding utter mundanity, the Daily Mail stormed back to form to scoop Saturday's Piffle Prize with the above statement of the bleedin' obvious. Tenacious DM reportage revealed profound revelati...
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Funny story: 'Melrose' Star OK

'Melrose' Star OK

Heather Locklean was swooped Code 4 to the hospital by ambulance Thursday afternoon after consuming a life threatening elixir of dangerous prescription drugs and alcohol ... law enforcement sources tell ETZ.  We've learned ... Locklean's guardian...
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Funny story: Heather Locklear's "Non-Marriage" Is Already On The Rocks!

Heather Locklear's "Non-Marriage" Is Already On The Rocks!

HOLLYWOOD - Heather Locklear and her fiancé Jack Wagner's engagement is reportedly already on the rocks. According to Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors, the couple is having problems over the fact that Heather wants to vacation down in Cabo San Lucas, M...
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Funny story: Investigators Find Heather Locklear's Beauty, Missing Since 2002.

Investigators Find Heather Locklear's Beauty, Missing Since 2002.

Scientists at the Delta Burke Foundation, a research group dedicated to retrieving former beauty for its clients, has discovered why Heather Locklear went from being the most beautiful woman in the world, to looking like Hugh Laurie in a fright wig.
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Funny story: The Reasons That The Bravo Network Cancelled "The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield" Starring Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson

The Reasons That The Bravo Network Cancelled "The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield" Starring Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson

HOLLYWOOD - The Bravo Network has officially announced that it has decided to cancel its newest sit-com The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield which starred Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson. The show was cancelled after...
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Funny story: "The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield" Sit-Com Will Star Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson

"The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield" Sit-Com Will Star Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson

BAKERSFIELD, California - Hide and Seek Productions in association with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions has announced a new situation comedy which will have its premier in early August. The show will star Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear, an...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Finally Reveals That Her Right Boob Is Bigger Than Her Left Boob

Pamela Anderson Finally Reveals That Her Right Boob Is Bigger Than Her Left Boob

HOLLYWOOD - After months of hearing the rumors regarding her world famous rack, Pamela Anderson has confessed that yes it is most definitely true that her right boob is in fact larger than her left boob. She did point out that Dr. Fritz Beachwick,...
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Funny story: Heather Locklear faces jail time over recent 'hit and run' incident

Heather Locklear faces jail time over recent 'hit and run' incident

Heather Locklear faces jail time over recent 'hit and run' incident. The 48 year old actress was involved in a fracas outside a New York night club yesterday evening. Heather was turned away from "Club 69" for being unsuitably dressed. "Club 69"...
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Funny story: Heather Locklear, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie Spotted In NYC With Billy Bunter

Heather Locklear, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina Jolie Spotted In NYC With Billy Bunter

Brit socialite and former Greyfriars student, Billy Bunter has proved once and for all last night that he doesn't just hit the town with teen queens. He was spotted last night in Manhattan with Locklear, Aniston, and Jolie hanging on his every word.
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Funny story: Heather Locklear still hot despite depression

Heather Locklear still hot despite depression

Doctors treating TV vixen Heather Locklear say she is still incredibly sexy and hot despite being hospitalized in an Arizona facility for anxiety and depression.
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