New York - Researchers at Columbia University say they have developed a new improved hearing aid that utilizes pubic hairs to enhance sound waves. The discovery, they say, could one day help the severely hearing impaired lead a near normal life.
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At a glittering ceremony in a hall in Telford, the UK's most fascinating town, a company from Grimsby has scooped the British Industrial Award for a hearing aid set to revolutionise the NHS with its cheapness.
Acme Medical Products has developed a...
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