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Funny story: Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Reports coming from Heaven are indicating that God, creator of the Universe, and all powerful being, who created the earth in six (or was it seven?) days, who refused to allow Noah to put the dinosaurs on the Ark, invented cancer and AIDS and who has...
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Funny story: Breathing Ruled Pre-existing Condition By Florida Judge

Breathing Ruled Pre-existing Condition By Florida Judge

Miami, FL - A Federal judge has ruled that breathing is a pre-existing condition and therefore any medical condition that does or could affect breathing is not covered under certain health care plans. The ruling has far-reaching implications beyon...
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Funny story: Obamacares, do you?

Obamacares, do you?

'Mercia is making moves to provide its citizens with basic healthcare access and the people could not be more pragmatic and untrusting if they tried. They are greeting this olive branch of social justice with the same trepidation as you would bei...
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Funny story: ObamaCare Makes One Ohio Family Very Happy

ObamaCare Makes One Ohio Family Very Happy

The Obama Administration has something to crow about after a report on the effects of ObamaCare yielded some surprising results. "We are delighted to announce that after spending hundreds of millions of dollars, ObamaCare has made one family in O...
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Funny story: Cincinnati Woman Dies After Insurance Refuses to Pay for Inhaler

Cincinnati Woman Dies After Insurance Refuses to Pay for Inhaler

For those with acute or recurring asthma, a steroid inhaler is a real lifesaver. Andrea Barnes of Cincinatti has used a variety of such inhalers for several years. Last month, when she went to get her prescription filled, she was told that the $250...
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Funny story: Republicans Introduce Bill to Make Slow Websites a Treasonable Offense

Republicans Introduce Bill to Make Slow Websites a Treasonable Offense

Washington, DC-Mitch McConnell (R, AL) introduced legislation today to make the creation of slow websites created by the executive branch a treasonable and therefore impeachable offense and punishable for the first offense is waterboarding. For the s...
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Funny story: Video Game Hero Rescues Health Care Website

Video Game Hero Rescues Health Care Website

The same little kid who saved a grateful nation of gamers from the dreaded Video Game Killer has done it again. And this time there's no hiding from fame for now twelve-year-old Gregory Hanes. During a whirlwind tour of the nations top television...
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Funny story: Many Workers May See Obamacare Quadruple Insurance Payments!

Many Workers May See Obamacare Quadruple Insurance Payments!

"I just found out that it's true", stated Harry Valletti of New Jersey. 'I thought it was another GOP political ploy but People in my slot, $50-$150 per year as a foreman who works 6-7 days a week, I could be out over half my wages with all the new r...
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Funny story: Republican House And Senate Members To Burn Healthcare Insurance Cards

Republican House And Senate Members To Burn Healthcare Insurance Cards

In a surprising move, to demonstrate they are sincere about: holding back the debt-ceiling, dismantling ObamaCare, and shutting down the government, Republican House and Senate members are planning to gather at the foot of the Lincoln Memorial, simul...
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Funny story: Obamacare to target Americans' health and welfare

Obamacare to target Americans' health and welfare

WASHINGTON, DC - An Infernal Revenue Service (IRS) superstar in Washington says she personally examined tea party groups' applications for tax-exempt status without taking action on them for over a year in many cases. "I just never seemed to have the...
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Funny story: New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York moves to ban assault shakers

New York, NY - The state of New York is moving to ban assault shakers, according to a spokesman from the governor's office, Mr. Harry Pepper. "We have no issue, now, with salt shakers. But who, in their right mind, needs an assault shaker?", Mr.
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Funny story: Obama Realizes Crucial Line Left Out of Affordable Care Act

Obama Realizes Crucial Line Left Out of Affordable Care Act

Yesterday, a shamefaced President Obama confided to his Cabinet members that he accidentally left a crucial line out of the recently enacted Affordable Care Act. Specifically, Obama mistakenly omitted a clause known as the "Ph.D. Provision," whic...
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Funny story: If McDonald's Gets Government Health Insurance Exemption, Who's Next?

If McDonald's Gets Government Health Insurance Exemption, Who's Next?

Rules are made to be broken and it appears that may be happening in the case of the fast food giant McDonald's when it comes to complying with the new rules handed down under the Health Care Reform Bill. We knew it would only be a matter of time befo...
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Funny story: Uninsured Woman With Shoulder Injury Shoots Herself To Get Treatment. . . In The Foot.

Uninsured Woman With Shoulder Injury Shoots Herself To Get Treatment. . . In The Foot.

Out-of-work Michigan woman to toe: "Stop resisting!" - Kathy M., an unemployed rabbit handler from Flint, Michigan, was injured about a month ago when her dog attempted a difficult MMA takedown which resulted in a shoulder injury. Kathy has been...
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Funny story: Man in Hiding After Insurance Company Pays Entire Hospital Bill-By Mistake

Man in Hiding After Insurance Company Pays Entire Hospital Bill-By Mistake

There is a man from Pennsylvania out there right now who is minus an appendix, but not his hard-earned savings. He wishes to remain anonymous but says he feels like he just won the lottery. He just found out that the $43,000 hospital bill, of which h...
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Funny story: Flash: Sarah Palin cashes in. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.

Flash: Sarah Palin cashes in. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.

(New York-NY) "The New York Times" published an editor's note this week stating pictures used in the paper's Sunday Magazine photo essay were digitally manipulated. The pictorial was shot by Portuguese photographer Edgar Martins, and called "Ruins o...
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Funny story: NY Begins Bold Program To Expand Health Care Services To The Underinsured

NY Begins Bold Program To Expand Health Care Services To The Underinsured

NY State Governor David Paterson announced a new plan to expand health care coverage for thousands of under insured New Yorkers. The plan's centerpiece involves the registration and licensure of informal practitioners who currently operate outside th...
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Funny story: Cheney Undergoes Heart Tests - None Found

Cheney Undergoes Heart Tests - None Found

Washington, DC - Vice President Dick Cheney was rushed to hospital today when it was feared that he suffered a heart attack. According to unofficial reports, Cheney stopped to donate a dime to a homeless person camped outside his White House offi...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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