A new poll released by Mayo Clinic this morning reveals that thirty-seven percent of the adult US population has Shit for Brains! In an unprecedented move Fox News and MSNBC News are claiming that the poll is biased, provocative, and blasphemous. The...
President Obama disclosed today, in a speech made in Yuma, Arizona before a group of culinary students at the Taco Institute of America, that recent studies on obesity, have directly contributed obesity to gun use in our country. "When a person has a...
Manny Horkle's wife Bunny said she first noticed a problem when Manny suddenly stopped functioning while the couple was taking an evening walk.
"We were walking along and, all of a sudden, he just froze and his left eye began twitching rapidly,"...
Wink Packard spends most of his time watching television, particularly news programs. But it's not the news he tunes in for, it's the pharmaceutical commercials. "I really like the drug commercials," he said, adding that he tries out each one of th...
Doctors in the small town of Flooters Bend have announced that a baby with a Phillips head butt crack was born in a local hospital yesterday, a never-before seen occurrence. "It's unique, alright," said Dr. Lionel Shizzmer, the doctor who delivered...
Health experts say an Obama administration plan requiring patients to undergo routine physical examinations via Skype is drawing objections from the public.
The proposal is part of the administration's controversial healthcare plan and White Hou...
Louie Toon said he just wanted to get "groomed up" to surprise his girlfriend, but now the 27-year-old man is facing major reattachment surgery following a tragic accident while undergoing a Brazilian waxing treatment.
"The first time they rippe...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - Some of the hottest celebrities in Tinseltown have been spotted with shopping carts full of expired foods from their local grocery stores in a strange effort to get on board the latest weight loss epidemic - food poisoning.
Accord...
Six workers at a local cryogenics storage facility are out of a job after being caught bowling with frozen human heads early Tuesday morning.
Police say a security guard heard laughing and shouting around 3:00am and discovered the intoxicated wo...
A national association of finger doctors said today that e-readers like the Kindle and Nook are taking away a large segment of their business.
"We used to treat dozens of patients with paper cuts on their fingers from books and magazines each da...
Officials with the Consumer Product Safety Commission are warning users to avoid using a recently released prostate exam app because of safety concerns. The Boldfinger consists of both the app program and a four-inch long plastic finger that connect...
Supermarket giant Tesdabury's has become the latest store caught up in the horse meat scandal after allegations that horse meat has been found in its "Cannibal Range" of ready meals.
A clearly shaken company spokesperson Sue Perior admitted "This...
The results of a two-year, $3-million study indicate that throat doctors should be asking their patients to "open up and say oigliieeeeeeee" instead of "say ahhhhhhhhhh."
"We realize this is a huge change after decades of using ahhhhhhhhhh, but...
After many years of advising pregnant women to avoid cleaning their cat's litter box, medical experts say new research suggests soon-to-be moms not only should change the kitty litter but perform the task as frequently as possible.
"It's a huge...
"I'm working 70 hours a week and have no time to work out, yet my worthless, unemployed neighbor looks like Mr. Universe. It's not fair," grumbled 36-year-old electrical engineer Angus Pasternak. "Ever since he was laid off, he does nothing but jog...
If you ROFL, your allergies are likely to be much worse allergies those who don't. That's according to researchers at the Centers for Disease Control, wherever that is.
At a news conference today, Dr. Sanka Belchner told reporters, "Please save y...
Scientists love nothing more than wasting public funding on conducting experiments that have conclusions children could have come up with. Back and to the Left news, sick of seeing so much money getting flushed down the toilet, pulled together some of the most meaningless studies science has completed in the past year. Please note this is not a bitter vendetta against the scientific community beca...
The Dr who performed the world's first successful organ transplant surgery in 1954 has died at his home, following a stroke. Before his death Back and to the Left News was able to attain a interview with the great Dr and now that he's dead he cant sue us for publishing it.
So Dr Murray it's a great honour to talk to one of the foremost pioneers in modern surgery-
The pleasure is all yours I...