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Funny story: Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Every year providers and patients from around the world travel to a central location to attend the annual Misophonia Convention. Misophonia is a disorder of the autonomous nervous system in which particular patterned sounds are incorrectly processed...
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Funny story: The Singularity Is HERE! Monsanto Produces First Genetically Modified Human - Who/Which Bears Remarkable Resemblance to Average American Male

The Singularity Is HERE! Monsanto Produces First Genetically Modified Human - Who/Which Bears Remarkable Resemblance to Average American Male

Scientists everywhere agree that technology is progressing at an exponential rate and that, ultimately, biology and technology will fully and irrevocably merge - a phenomenon many have termed the "singularity." What's been hotly debated, however, is...
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Funny story: The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain

The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain

Parents, don't be so quick to slap down the hand of your booger eating child, they could be growing some serious brains. Scientists have discovered an entirely new class of compounds in boogers that they are calling cerebrogenic, or brain building.
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Funny story: Cold and Fever Exchange New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight and Gain Weight, Respectively

Cold and Fever Exchange New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight and Gain Weight, Respectively

At the start of 2016, long-time cohorts Cold and Fever exchanged solemn New Year's resolutions to lose weight and gain weight, respectively. Cold admitted to having really packed on the pounds in recent decades. He pointed to the oft-touted home r...
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Funny story: YMCA of Nashville Now Hiring 2 Million Seasonal Workers For First Week of January

YMCA of Nashville Now Hiring 2 Million Seasonal Workers For First Week of January

NASHVILLE, TN- With the new year fast approaching, YMCA of Hendersonville announced yesterday they will be hiring 2 million seasonal employees to help combat the massive influx of people expected to make an appearance during the first week of the New...
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Funny story: National Not Going Out Campaign Announcement Ruined By Interloper From The Free Press

National Not Going Out Campaign Announcement Ruined By Interloper From The Free Press

Extraordinary scenes erupted at a press conference today when Dr Joseph H Mengelay informed the press that the BMA (British Medical Association) will be announcing a new campaign to stop people from going out in the evenings. Despite facing tough...
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Funny story: The truth about "possible side effects"

The truth about "possible side effects"

I just paid attention to an often aired commercial about Lyrica, discretely mentioning a bunch of horrible side affects, one being skin sores. I had a vision of these sores appearing on a users face and the poor person chasing after people yelling, Stop, I don't have leprosy! I'm just taking a drug for diabetic pain! I swear the drug commercials have some powerful subliminal mind control go...
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Funny story: Study finds that everything you do is "killing you"

Study finds that everything you do is "killing you"

A recent study published in the New England Journal of Medicine has concluded that every activity you perform brings you one step closer to death. DR David Katz published an article that suggests that nobody has really discovered the perfect healt...
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Funny story: Medical Breakthrough a Boon for Business

Medical Breakthrough a Boon for Business

A business "mind training" course using a newly developed drug has been set up at the Hiram Abiff Medical Research Unit in Bristol UK. It promises to 'help' people who aspire to the legal and other professions including banking where institutiona...
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Funny story: "Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

"Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

Health tourism is currently one of the UK's fastest growing industries, as Europeans flock to our country to take advantage of our overstretched national health service. Though some politicians claim that it's a bad thing, health tourists themselves...
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Funny story: 1,000 year-old 'Eye of Newt & Hair of Dog' remedy a superbug killer

1,000 year-old 'Eye of Newt & Hair of Dog' remedy a superbug killer

Switzerland - An Anglo-Saxon potion 'for curing ye poxe' has been found to kill 99% of the antibiotic-resistant flesh-eating Necrotizing fasciitis virus scientists said today. Discovered in a 9th century almanack of remedies called Baldy's Leechbo...
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Funny story: St Martins well-man clinic patient numbers rocket - Nurse Beverly Blythe Bristol puts awareness first

St Martins well-man clinic patient numbers rocket - Nurse Beverly Blythe Bristol puts awareness first

St Martin's Well-Man clinic in Newcastle is proving to be a leading beacon in testicular cancer awareness in the United Kingdom. From its early foundations in the 1980's till present time, the clinic has been growing from two or three out-patients a...
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Funny story: Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

As someone interested in boosting his own health and the health of the planet, health-conscious environmentalist Luke Jameson decided to kill two birds with one stone by going vegan. Luke was first inspired to go vegan when he learned that animal...
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Funny story: Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Riderless Bicycles in London by 2020

Boris Johnson as vowed that riderless bicycles will be common on UK streets by 2020, and has printed 50 million pounds of public funds toward the project. The bicycles, the result of a government think tank on new pedastrain propulsion systems, wi...
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Funny story: Why Should Government Health Care Cover Fat Hogs Like Rush Limbaugh?

Why Should Government Health Care Cover Fat Hogs Like Rush Limbaugh?

SO you don't want health providers to cover contraception? -You don't think it's valid to allow women to have casual sex without running the risk of having to undergo an abortion for an unwanted child (like we don't have enough of these) AND you also don't want effective government programs to help single mothers under the psychological and financial distress caused by these unwanted births? A...
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Funny story: Getting out for a walk and being nice to others is the key to living

Getting out for a walk and being nice to others is the key to living

Ground breaking findings show that not being a complete self-absorbed tosser and going for modest walks in the local park are key to a happy life. Really?! It appears that you don't need to spend thousands a year in membership to a Gym , just mov...
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Funny story: Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

Sorry, North Dakota, We Need You to Take All the "Anti-Vaxxers"

The Obama Administration today announced a plan for dealing with the Anti-vaxxer problem. At a news conference, DHHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell stated, "There are millions of children in our midst who are partially or completely unvaccinated ag...
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Funny story: Health officials warn "Toblerone in a fridge" is a lethal weapon

Health officials warn "Toblerone in a fridge" is a lethal weapon

Top health officials have issued a warning to people not to put Toblerones in a fridge. They state that when the triangular chocolate bar becomes cold and hard it can become a "lethal weapon capable of damaging members of the public and even buildin...
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