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Funny story: McDonut's burgers found to have traces of meat

McDonut's burgers found to have traces of meat

Following claims by the McDonut's chain that their burgers are more nutritious than a rump steak, the International Standards Association conducted a scientific analysis of their burgers globally. The summarised results show the following slightly wo...
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Funny story: Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?

Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?

Winston-Salem, NC [PP] -- Doctors at Wake Forest Medical Center are perplexed at a sudden increase of problems in patients buttocks. They blame the Internet for the cause, based on the reports of some patients. "I was just laughing away while mess...
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Funny story: Dear Congressman Chaffetz

Dear Congressman Chaffetz

Dear Congressman Chaffetz: I just wanted you to know that the day after you spoke out about health insurance for low income Americans, I cancelled my order for a new iPhone 7. Not only that, but I got together with the other tenants in my apartment building, and persuaded them to cancel their orders for new iPhones. And without any further urging from me, they voted to a man to cancel all out...
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Funny story: New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer

New Drug to Help Sufferers of Movie Quote Dementia Introduced by Pfizer

San Diego - Drug company Pfizer has announced that clinical studies have completed and their new drug Cinestop, designed to treat sufferers of Cinementia, has been approved by the FDA and will be available soon. Cinementia is a debilitating form o...
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Funny story: The Vodka Diet™!

The Vodka Diet™!

WELCOME to the website of THE VODKA DIET™! You are the 2nd visitor to this site! We at THE VODKA DIET™ are excited to bring you the information you need to attain a healthy and happy lifestyle! Are you ready to join the millions of people worldwide who have discovered the benefits of THE VODKA DIET™? Here's how to get started: First, select your short term and long t...
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Funny story: Dr Farquar and Embarrassing Bodies

Dr Farquar and Embarrassing Bodies

Questions from my patients. Embarrassing Bodies. Do we all deserve the body we stand in? I'm a zookeeper. My mouth is where my anus should be. My penis is where my right thumb should be. Should I be careful in the monkey enclosure at feeding time? Claude Nutts DR F: Lucky you! So you still talk shite but don't need a dummy anymore? I've an embarrassing body. It's the body of elders at...
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Funny story: Health Groups Urging Chart Topping Band the Chainsmokers to Change Their Name

Health Groups Urging Chart Topping Band the Chainsmokers to Change Their Name

They may be one of the hottest acts in pop at the moment, but US dance music duo the Chainsmokers are being criticized by health organisations and campaigners because of their rather unhealthy-sounding name. The twosome, Andrew Taggart and Alex Pa...
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Funny story: Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Popcorn Food Truck Causes Riot at Misophonia Convention

Every year providers and patients from around the world travel to a central location to attend the annual Misophonia Convention. Misophonia is a disorder of the autonomous nervous system in which particular patterned sounds are incorrectly processed...
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Funny story: The Singularity Is HERE! Monsanto Produces First Genetically Modified Human - Who/Which Bears Remarkable Resemblance to Average American Male

The Singularity Is HERE! Monsanto Produces First Genetically Modified Human - Who/Which Bears Remarkable Resemblance to Average American Male

Scientists everywhere agree that technology is progressing at an exponential rate and that, ultimately, biology and technology will fully and irrevocably merge - a phenomenon many have termed the "singularity." What's been hotly debated, however, is...
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Funny story: The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain

The Science is in: Boogers Are Good For Your Brain

Parents, don't be so quick to slap down the hand of your booger eating child, they could be growing some serious brains. Scientists have discovered an entirely new class of compounds in boogers that they are calling cerebrogenic, or brain building.
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Funny story: Cold and Fever Exchange New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight and Gain Weight, Respectively

Cold and Fever Exchange New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight and Gain Weight, Respectively

At the start of 2016, long-time cohorts Cold and Fever exchanged solemn New Year's resolutions to lose weight and gain weight, respectively. Cold admitted to having really packed on the pounds in recent decades. He pointed to the oft-touted home r...
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Funny story: YMCA of Nashville Now Hiring 2 Million Seasonal Workers For First Week of January

YMCA of Nashville Now Hiring 2 Million Seasonal Workers For First Week of January

NASHVILLE, TN- With the new year fast approaching, YMCA of Hendersonville announced yesterday they will be hiring 2 million seasonal employees to help combat the massive influx of people expected to make an appearance during the first week of the New...
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Funny story: National Not Going Out Campaign Announcement Ruined By Interloper From The Free Press

National Not Going Out Campaign Announcement Ruined By Interloper From The Free Press

Extraordinary scenes erupted at a press conference today when Dr Joseph H Mengelay informed the press that the BMA (British Medical Association) will be announcing a new campaign to stop people from going out in the evenings. Despite facing tough...
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Funny story: The truth about "possible side effects"

The truth about "possible side effects"

I just paid attention to an often aired commercial about Lyrica, discretely mentioning a bunch of horrible side affects, one being skin sores. I had a vision of these sores appearing on a users face and the poor person chasing after people yelling, Stop, I don't have leprosy! I'm just taking a drug for diabetic pain! I swear the drug commercials have some powerful subliminal mind control go...
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Funny story: Study finds that everything you do is "killing you"

Study finds that everything you do is "killing you"

A recent study published in the New England Journal of Medicine has concluded that every activity you perform brings you one step closer to death. DR David Katz published an article that suggests that nobody has really discovered the perfect healt...
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Funny story: Medical Breakthrough a Boon for Business

Medical Breakthrough a Boon for Business

A business "mind training" course using a newly developed drug has been set up at the Hiram Abiff Medical Research Unit in Bristol UK. It promises to 'help' people who aspire to the legal and other professions including banking where institutiona...
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Funny story: "Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

"Health tourism" visitors say it's the best holiday they've ever had

Health tourism is currently one of the UK's fastest growing industries, as Europeans flock to our country to take advantage of our overstretched national health service. Though some politicians claim that it's a bad thing, health tourists themselves...
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Funny story: 1,000 year-old 'Eye of Newt & Hair of Dog' remedy a superbug killer

1,000 year-old 'Eye of Newt & Hair of Dog' remedy a superbug killer

Switzerland - An Anglo-Saxon potion 'for curing ye poxe' has been found to kill 99% of the antibiotic-resistant flesh-eating Necrotizing fasciitis virus scientists said today. Discovered in a 9th century almanack of remedies called Baldy's Leechbo...
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