Today the winners of the Worst Pun Headlines were announced. The prize is a new one, and will be given out annually by the editors of the Chaffinch St Cock Gazette, a weekly newspaper in Chaffinch St Cock.
The winner will receive nothing except th...
According to the papers criticised by the following link, Jeremy Corbyn doesn't just ride any bicycle...
He rides a CHAIRMAN MAO BICYCLE!!!!!!
White supremacist tabloid-believers across the entire...
Des Moines, IOWA--Despite finishing every class with a grade no worse than A-, Local Abraham Lincoln High School student Gabe Proctor continues to downplay the amount of time spent studying for his Biology tests. "To be completely honest with you, I...
OK Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) fans all over the planet here's our daily round up of news shocking the planet in short! (This lot makes Russell Howard look like Andy Pandy!)
A sick twat in Florida who had sex with a dolphin, yes a dolphin, claims the female dolphin 'wooed' him and he just could not resist! CIA judge, Peregrin Jaws-Greatwhite, has sentenced the pervert to swi...
Chicago-"The Onion" Managing Editor Russell Sprouts announced today that the well-known fake-news outlet was shutting down immediately. Six other prominent sites said they would also be closing.
"We can't keep up any more," said Sprouts, speaking...
The Spoof has returned and let us all hope that it will remain a place for fun, enjoyment, laughter, creativity and comradeship!
This is world news, so let all spoof writers join together and celebrate with a bottle of pop!
Party time once agai...
Sent by the senile pensioner who just will not stop sending this rubbish in.
1954: Average House prices now up to £1.900.00
2011: Average house prices fall to £228,095.00
1946: Cost of a Ford Anglia rises to a staggering £293.00
2011: Cost of a Ford Fiesta now from £9,495.00
1954: Her Royal Majesty the Queens estimated worth now £15,000,000
2011: Her Royal Majesty the Queens estimated...
Henry Ulysses is looking for work as of next week after learning that his job at the UK's biggest Sunday newspaper, News of the World, has come to an end.
"It's going to be a Sadderday without a Pun Day," said Ulysses. "It'll probably be a Moan Da...
You couldn't make it up! Every single one of Britain's notorious red top Sunday tabloids, with one single exception, has led today with a totally fictional headline!
In an unprecedented move, a number of editors issued a joint statement expressing...
In a shocking revelation it was revealed and reviled today that all the short headlines for stories on the Spoof, a popular satirical website, have been used up.
"I am flabbergasted," said editor-in-handkerchief, Mark Lowton. "I checked all the he...
Taxi driver Derrick Bird unlawfully killed the 12 victims he shot dead in Cumbria before he committed suicide, an inquest jury has ruled.
I have just read the above headline on an onsite English newspaper and must admit to not having read the whole story.
The headline 'grabbed' me as we are encouraged to do with our own stories....let the headline grab 'em.
I am not commenting on the stor...
Some are just slips of the tongue:
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
William Kelly was fed secretary
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
Safety experts say school...
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