The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide.
The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by the Montpelier Board of Education,...
Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee held a press conference this morning to announce that President Barack Obama and the Democratic establishment had declared a war on head lice in the US.
Priebus stated in his opening re...
London - Retired London mortician Miss Constance Burlap - a veteran of the No 19 route from Sadler's Wells to Cheyne Walk since the year dot - has spoken of her dismay at being kicked off mid-journey following a top deck fracas last week.
"I was t...
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II got more than she bargained for on a recent visit to the Albert Square set of BBC soap EastEnders, for, as well as a guided tour and a gin & tonic at the Queen Vic, she returned home wi...
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