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Gay Parsons arrested
TV star Jim Parsons announced he was gay today. Immediately authorities had him arrested and he was placed behind bars without bail being offered. Police chiefs are very happy about this outcome.
10#8728#Philip McArthur#41058.485544#2#931915
Hoping for big things
Men...I have just invented a device that regrows hair and gives you a huge erection....Do you think there will be a market for it?
10#9238#Adam Click#41056.8167361#3#953784
Answer: Shredded Tweet
Question: What do you get when you build a wind turbine farm on a major bird migration route?
10#9766#Jaggedone#41056.5207523#4#939576
Love sick Lady Gaga cancels Indonesia gig!
Lady Gaga has cancelled her Indonesia gig not because of security reasons; she is love sick and can't bear the pain of living him. Jean Paul Gaultier loves him too, but has no chance!
10#7882#Philbert of Macadamia#41056.0199653#5#147062
Gay Super Hero Hints
Up, up and Agay! Holy Lesbo Batman! Look it's the Flesh! I Wonder if she's a Woman!
10#7882#Philbert of Macadamia#41056.0198958#6#234275
Please Shower Together
Baltimore MD's antiquated water and sewer system needs repair. The city is raising water and sewage rates and suggesting that people use less water, in order not to overstress the system!
10#7882#Philbert of Macadamia#41056.0198264#7#365371
Thanks Winston
Never has the USA been screwed up so much by the Democratic Obama administration, that has caused so many people and industries anguish, because of a few clueless, corrupt, incompetent executives!
10#7882#Philbert of Macadamia#41056.0197454#8#1018256
The Sky is Not Falling
Maryland's tax and spend Democratic governor indicated the state couldn't possibly make do without two new light rail lines. Oops, no funds so one has to go, maybe both. Buses anyone?
10#7882#Philbert of Macadamia#41056.0196759#9#642742
Another Cup of Joe
President Obama has discovered that VP Biden is a millstone around his neck. Presidential aides indicate he may ask Republican Joe the Plumber to be his new running mate!
10#7882#Philbert of Macadamia#41056.0196065#10#416884
Can't Solve the Real Problems
A rabid environmental group predicts summer heat due to climate change could kill 150,000 people. Gee folk's that's the same statistic the WHO tried to sell in 2003. Did anyone mention curing cancer?
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