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Funny story: Hayden Panettiere Changes Name To Hayden's Panties

Hayden Panettiere Changes Name To Hayden's Panties

Hayden Panettiere, the actress most famous for playing the cheerleader in Heroes, had decided to change her name. The starlet, who will be 21 this month, has decided to become "Hayden's Panties." From her trailer on location in Arizona, where she...
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Funny story: Hayden Panettierre Enjoyed Getting Naked and Doing Nude Scenes in Newest Movie

Hayden Panettierre Enjoyed Getting Naked and Doing Nude Scenes in Newest Movie

Twenty year old actress and former child star Hayden Panettierre said that she "enjoyed doing the nude scenes in I Love You, Beth Cooper" (her latest movie). The film features scenes of Hayden topless, in her underwear, and a rear shot of her removi...
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Funny story: Hayden's Office Party

Hayden's Office Party

Recent photos have been leaked on the internet of Hayden Panettiere, star of Heroes, sitting on a photo-copier. These are not fake, and the young actress's co-star and boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia can prove it. "It was a part celebrating the season...
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Funny story: Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!

Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!

Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has joined the ranks of the Hollywood elite by launching her own online sex video co-starring Angelina Jolie. Demand for the video has been so high the internet crashed at around 10pm last night and boffins have been...
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Funny story: Hayden: My Lezzie Three In A Bed Fantasy Paychecks

Hayden: My Lezzie Three In A Bed Fantasy Paychecks

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): "Sure, ya gonna get them little pubic hairs stuck between yer teeth now and then, but so what? It ain't so different from sex with guys. Apart from the penis bit of course. Plus ya don't have to swallow."...
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Funny story: Hayden Pregnant: is Milo the father?

Hayden Pregnant: is Milo the father?

The rumors are true: Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are moving in together. Sources have said that Hayden is only moving in with her older boyfriend to cover up the fact that she is already pregnant, and Milo may not be the father.
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Funny story: After Failing With "Save the Dolphins, Save the World," Hayden Panettierre Finds New Cause

After Failing With "Save the Dolphins, Save the World," Hayden Panettierre Finds New Cause

In Japan last week, Heroes actress Hayden Panettierre was unable to save a group of dolphins from becoming dinner. The 18 year old and a group of protestors were beaten back by fishermen with poles and hooks when they tried to save a pod of the inte...
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Funny story: Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...
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