Hot on the heels of the news that headache tablets cause headaches, it turns out that hay fever tablets cause hay fever.
"I suppose the clue was always on the box," said Angie Benji, of the British Medical Institution. "It doesn't say 'Cures Heada...
Insiders say that Wayne Rooney has been left with little option other than to consort with prostitutes and ladies of the night in order to alleviate severe symptoms of hay fever.
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The decline in bee populations is probably due to over-exposure to pollen, the Environment Secretary Caroline Spelman probably claimed today.
Bee populations have been shrinking in recent years and lobby groups have pressed for government funding...
A team of British researchers at the Institute Of Hay Fever Studies has announced that a miracle cure for the debilitating condition is imminent, and hope to have their new product on the market in time for next year's hay fever season.
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