HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that famed Italian director Bellanino Terrabini has just agreed to direct the new Tri-Moon Productions film Manti Te'o - The Mama of All Hoaxes.
The movie deals with Manti Malietau Louis Elmer Te'o, a Samoan-...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Roseanne Barr had just finished her last stand up comedy routine at The Laughing Beaver Comedy Club when she sat down with Tequila Tallyho of Left Coast Mirror Magazine.
Roseanne told Miss Tallyho that since she has been living on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Department of Interior announced today that it will move Texas into the South Pacific and replace it with the Hawaiian Islands in the newly-created Gulf of New Mexico.
Officials said the land-swap, among many other be...
CORNWALL, England - Russell Brand was spotted in Cornwall, England sans his wedding ring and sans his wife Katy Perry.
He was approached by a reporter for Tickety Boo News Neville Twickenbuck and asked where Katy was.
Brand, 37, smiled as he tu...
WASHINGTON - Not since Britain Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain signed the Munich Agreement with Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini in September 1938 has there been such a one-sided agreement that affected another country.
In that agreement the...
HONOLULU - It appears by all accounts that Jennifer Lopez has gotten over the heartbreak of her pending divorce as evidenced by her recent jaunt to Hawaii with her new boyfriend, Caspar Smart, in tow.
According to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Ch...
MAUI, Hawaii - One of the happiest couples in America has been having a great time swimming and frolicking on the beautiful Hawaiian beaches.
Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez are no longer trying to hide the fact that they are indeed...
HONOLULU - The Pacific Ocean waves were cascading onto the scenic beach as the Hawaiian evening breeze blew ever so gently causing the majestic palm trees to sway in the flaming crimson Polynesian sky.
And laying out on an isolated portion of the beach were heartthrob sensations Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez. The two had rubbed suntan lotion on each other and were oblivious to t...
HONOLULU & WASHINGTON, D.C. - After the victory by Obama that the 'sideshow' of the Birthers have been laid to rest, they are still coming up with ways to wormhole out of this.
"Hawaii isn't a state!" proclaimed one, while wearing a Tea Party...
Honolulu HI - A newly released home movie provided by President Obama may be the key to providing definitive proof that the President actually was born in the Hawaii. The movie, shot in the grainy 8mm film format popular in 1961, shows an expectant m...
The familiar 'suit and tie' Americans have come to associate with President Obama is to give way to more casual clothing this summer to mark the arrival of his 50th birthday on August 4th.
Expect to see a much more snazzily dressed president step...
50 stone celebrity, Colin Esterol, who became a global phenomenon following a fly on the wall documentary series about his life on The Fatty Channel, celebrated his 50th birthday today.
Col, as he is known to his friends, Bob and Bernie, has more...
Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie had to put the state laundromat on full spin cycle as he was forced to admit he couldn't produce Barrack Hussein Obama's birth certificate despite claims he was ready to produce it to end Birther's contentions once a...
Neil Abercrombie, the newly elected Democratic Governor of Hawaii, promised that he would prove to cynical birthers that Barack Obama was indeed born in Hawaii.
Claiming that he personally knew the parents of the president back in 1961 when Obam...
HONOLULU, Hawaii - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that they may have uncovered some Wikileaks documents that show that Duane "The Dog" Chapman and his wife Beth "The Buxom Broad" Chapman may in all actuality be brother and sister.
The 57-...
Festive plans for a Hawaiian Christmas dinner and family celebration were dampened today when President Barry Obama backed out of a state sponsored Luau planned in his honor.
Citing dietary considerations, a mandate from wife Michelle who continue...
The continuing debate on the birthplace, origin, and religious orientation of Barrack Hussein Obama was inflamed today after the President claimed he didn't know what Spam was, never ate a Spam Sandwich, and only ate Halal prepared meat!
Obama was...
It is fall and the waves are getting big, the surfers are stoked, and the dreaded Hawaiian winter is rapidly approaching. Weather predictions are particularly dire for this year where daily highs may only reach 78 Fahrenheit during the dark month of...