Iraq - (Bleedin Cheek Mess): Widespread paranoia among IS renegades has seen millions of women rounded up and incarcerated in makeshit - uh, makeshift! - menstruation huts ahead of next Tuesday's full moon.
The huge colony of 'bleedin' shacks' h...
New York - An extremely rare 'blue moon' kinda shower from the ISS space toilet was raining down hard all over Manhattan's Meatpacking District tonight.
Up to six months' worth of human waste suddenly plummeted home during a dazzling Harvest Moon...
New York - Manhattan astrologers reckon the weekend's waxing Pisces full moon opposing the Sun in Virgo, sign of the Harvest Goddess in reap-as-you-have-sown mode, could be apocalyptic.
Reports that a NY 10028 message board has been jammed with lo...
London - A silvery sliver of a cirrus cloud filament complete with feathery down-arching end curls blazed a trail at sunset tonight across the waxing Harvest Moon.
The dazzling spectacle exactly mirrored the ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead's Win...
London - (Day of Judgement Mess): The terminal astrological activity may trigger a right royal RIP disaster Palace lackeys said today.
The likelihood of HM trying to replicate Gareth Williams' hide-and-seek caper with a copycat fatal bagging-up st...
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