Women are being urged to stockpile chocolate with the news that the 2012 cocoa bean crop is the lowest on record.
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Harvest Festival - that peculiarly English tradition, where people donate out-of-date tins of beans and soup to old people to try and murder them - has been suffering this year as a result of the worldwide financial crisis - the Credit Crunch.
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