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Harry Reid Looks Forward to Retirement and "Eating Lots of Mice"

Outgoing senator Harry Reid says he can't hide it anymore: "I want to be a reptile!" Reid, who said his boyhood dream was to be some sort of lizard or snake, will finally make that dream come true when he retires in a few months. "Lo...

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Hairy Reid: "I may be down for the count, but don't count me out"

Funny story: Hairy Reid: "I may be down for the count, but don't count me out"

Hairy Reid (D-NV), ousted as Senate majority leader by American voters in the last election and blinded by the light of divine revelation (God, allegedly, has shown Hairy that that it's way past time for him to surrender the reins of political power...

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Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye

Funny story: Hairy Reed gives himself a black eye

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- Former pugilist Senator Hairy Reed (D-NV) gave himself a black eye while shadow boxing in his Washington, DC gym last week. "As Senate Majority Leader Mitch MacConman, Speaker of the House John Boner, and other Republicans k...

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Enraged Obama Fights Against Dems & GOP

Funny story: Enraged Obama Fights Against Dems & GOP

WASHINGTON - A new budget deal negotiated by senate majority leader Harry Reid (D Nev) and republicans will be vetoed by President Obama if necessary. Under the terms of the $444 billion agreement, lawmakers would phase out all tax breaks for clean...

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Pelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization

Funny story: Pelosi Finally Gets Committed After Saying GOP Winning Senate Would End Civilization

San Francisco, CA - House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi has finally been committed to an unnamed mental health facility for her own good, as well as the benefit of the rest of society. All that is really known about the facility is that it is located...

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Chinese Government in Negotiations to Purchase Nevada

Funny story: Chinese Government in Negotiations to Purchase Nevada

Rory Reid, son of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, today announced a controversial plan to sell the entire state of Nevada to the Communist Chinese Government. Terms of the deal are being withheld, pending approval by the gambling syndicate. "...

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Koch Bros. Buy Democrat Party, Harry Reid Short Circuits

Funny story: Koch Bros. Buy Democrat Party, Harry Reid Short Circuits

Washington, D.C. - The Koch Brothers have had it with Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader from Nevada, and his constant railing against the brothers every time he props himself up against the podium on the floor of the Senate to spew asinine c...

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Harry Reid Takes on Bundy Family, Al says "Let's Rock"

Funny story: Harry Reid Takes on Bundy Family, Al says "Let's Rock"

(Nevada) - Senate Majority leader Harry Reid (D-NV) has doubled down on his name calling by referring to the Bundy family as 'domestic terrorists' after the Bundy home became a lightning rod for controversy involving unpaid taxes. The situation be...

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Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

Funny story: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Suggests To President Obama That Nevada Cattleman Cliven Bundy Needs To Be Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Harry Reid has stated that he is fed up with one Cliven Bundy thinking that he is above the law. The House Majority Leader speaking to reporters said that the 67-year-old codger truly believes in his heart and mind that he is ri...

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Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers

Funny story: Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers

RENO, Nevada - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid talked with Sinclair Petaluma of Political Salad Bar Magazine and expressed his disgust at the Cliven Bundy Circus. Reid remarked to Petaluma that he would like to know what the hell 67-year-old Bun...

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New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling

Funny story: New Year delayed after Congress fails to reset date ceiling

Washington DC - America will have to spend an extra week in 2013, thanks to the latest congressional mishap. It seems that the House and Senate failed to reset what is known as "the date ceiling" before leaving on holiday recess, an oversight th...

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"Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

Funny story: "Worst Congress" flees into desert following speeches and banquet at annual celebration

Yesterday, with a nine percent approval rating as the "worst Congress in history," current members proceeded to their annual celebration somewhere in the Arizona desert. All did not end well, however, as Senator Reid explained, staring gravely int...

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Harry Reid Bites Boehner

Funny story: Harry Reid Bites Boehner

Harry Reid, the Democratic Senate Majority leader, recently delivered a series of blistering attacks from the Senate floor on his Republican colleagues. "They are anarchists," Reid was quoted as saying, "because they hate government. And hating gover...

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Congress reshapes itself into a TV quiz show

Funny story: Congress reshapes itself into a TV quiz show

Washington, DC - Come on down. It's time to play "America's Got Congress" --television's first ever legislative quiz show. That's the battle cry you'll hear every weekday afternoon, thanks to a new law that turned the Senate and the House of Repr...

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Border Patrol agents to be stationed every six inches along entire southern border, have to stand sideways, arms around each other!

In a compromise this past week between GOP and Democrat Senators the border patrol budget has been increased by approximately one billion percent. According to the office of Budget and Management this will translate into a tax burden of over one million dollars for every man, woman and child in America. "Finally, we have a bi-partisan agreement on something," said Majority Leader Harry Reid. "...

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Congress approves 'Rights Rationing' to balance liberty and security

Funny story: Congress approves 'Rights Rationing' to balance liberty and security

Washington DC -- With the nation trembling from recent threats by film critics, pressure cooker salesmen, wise guy journalists and wanna-be movie stars, enforcement agencies are demanding greater authority to monitor and control America. Meanwhile...

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Attorney General Holder orders America to turn itself in

Funny story: Attorney General Holder orders America to turn itself in

Washington, DC -- The Obama Administration's top lawman has officially arrested the entire population of the United States. In an unprecedented Justice Department directive, Attorney General Eric Holder outlined a plan to imprison every American...

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Harry Reid 'was top student' in crash course at Kerry Kennedy School of Advanced Driving Skills

Funny story: Harry Reid 'was top student' in crash course at Kerry Kennedy School of Advanced Driving Skills

Los Angeles - The fast track program in motoring skills saw Nevada Senator Harry Reid graduate magna cum laude to take the School's Top Gun prize aides said today. Reports this morning claim the course 'may have saved his life' following a multi-c...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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