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Jose Mourinho considers quitting Chelsea to sit in stand and watch Chelsea

Funny story: Jose Mourinho considers quitting Chelsea to sit in stand and watch Chelsea

Jose Mourinho is seriously considering jacking in the job as Chelsea boss to sit in the stands permanently and watch the team. Mourinho was 'sent to the stands' for arguing with the referee over the away teams time-wasting during Saturdays 4-1 win...

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Harry Redknapp rushed to hospital in transfer window 'slam shut' drama

Funny story: Harry Redknapp rushed to hospital in transfer window 'slam shut' drama

Former Premier League (i.e. important) manager Harry Redknapp was rushed to hospital last night in a transfer deadline day drama. As the trasnfer window 'slammed shut' Harry's car window slammed shut and almost beheaded him. Harry 'Crusty-face'...

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QPR fan given CPR after shock point

Funny story: QPR fan given CPR after shock point

A Queens Park Rangers fan from West Ealing was rushed to hospital on Tuesday after collapsing with shock as the super hoops - newly managed by modern day saint, national hero and all round cheeky chappy Harry Redknapp - earned a rare point in the 0-0...

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'Arry Comes Out Of The Dark As It's Lights Out For Sparky

Funny story: 'Arry Comes Out Of The Dark As It's Lights Out For Sparky

Former Manchester City, Blackburn and Wales manager Mark Hughes has been shown the door by Queens Park Rangers after a terrible start to the season. The Loftus Road club are currently doing a good impression of a veruca in as much as they're roote...

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Football Gossip & comments 15th September 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 15th September 2012

Emile Heskey is wanted by Conference side Macclesfield, who believe the former Aston Villa, Liverpool and England striker, can fire them back into the Football League. Full story: Daily Mirror Found his level? Former Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp, 65, says he still as passionate about the game now as he was 20 years ago. "Get me and Fergie together and we'll be talking about the good job M...

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Football Gossip - League One Special 8th September 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip - League One Special 8th September 2012

Swindon Town 0 Leyton Orient 1 The O's end the 23 home match unbeaten run of Swindon. I imagine Paulo Di Canio has promised to sack all of the players and make them train in their undies on one of the towns many roundabouts unless they apologize and write 100 lines 'I MUST DO BETTER' Crewe Alexandra 0 Tranmere Rovers 0 The first goalless draw at Gresty Road in over a year saw Tranmere drop t...

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England coach Roy Hodgson to employ Harry Redknapp as translator

Funny story: England coach Roy Hodgson to employ Harry Redknapp as translator

Roy Hodgson shocked the world of football today by announcing the appointment of wide boy Harry Redknapp as translator. The appointment fuels speculation that the England squad failed to understand a word that Hodgson said. The Croydon born boss,...

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Football clubs to offer degree courses

Funny story: Football clubs to offer degree courses

It was announced this morning that London football club Tottenham Hotspur is to offer degree courses, the first time a sporting club has entered the foray into third level education. Famous not only for it's iconic stadium at White Hart Lane, it i...

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Football Gossip & comments 11th July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 11th July 2012

Harry Redknapp and Fabio Capello are on the 13 man shortlist for the Russia job. A 13 man short-list? I'd hate to see a Russian long list. Or is a Russian long-list the players names? Redknapp has however ruled himself for the job. Shame - I was looking forward to using the headline 'From Taxing Trouble to Russian Roubles' Andy Carroll is considering a loan deal to AC Milan, after rumours...

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Euro 2012: Englands Jermaine Defoe to change name by deed poll

Funny story: Euro 2012: Englands Jermaine Defoe to change name by deed poll

As the only recognised striker not to get a chance in Roy Hodgsons England Euro 2012 squad, Jermaine Defoe has decided on drastic action to push his way into the bosses plans for the forthcoming world cup fixtures. When Defoe arrives back in Engla...

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Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Funny story: Euro 2012: Harry Redknapp installed as favourite for Republic of Ireland job

Harry Redknapp emerged as favourite for the Republic of Ireland job last night, less than 24 hours after parting company with Tottenham Hotspur. Republic of Ireland were the first team to be eliminated from the European Championships, following d...

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'Arry took Spurs as far as he could!

Funny story: 'Arry took Spurs as far as he could!

White Hart Lane, LONDON: Shiver me timbers good old 'Arry has left the Spuds. In his four year 'reign' 'Arry saved Spuds from being relegated from the Prmiership and took them in his second season to fourth, then fifth in his third season and fourt...

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Harry Redknapp Sacked - David Moyes Spotted Boarding London Train At Liverpool Lime Street

Funny story: Harry Redknapp Sacked - David Moyes Spotted Boarding London Train At Liverpool Lime Street

Skoob Sports News can officially confirm that Harry Redknapp has been sacked by Tottenham Hotspur, after failing to secure a Champions League spot for the club next season. Despite finishing fourth last season, Spurs were pipped at the post thanks...

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Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Funny story: Harry Redknapp leaves Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp shocked the world of football today by leaving his cushty job at Tottenham Hotspurs and declared he will move to Monaco to spend more time with his family. After being overlooked for the England job - which he was installed as favou...

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Harry Redknapp accepts England job after Man United beat Tottenham Hotspur

Funny story: Harry Redknapp accepts England job after Man United beat Tottenham Hotspur

Harry Redknapp performed a dramatic u-turn today, worthy of a cockney cab driver or posh Prime Minister, and accepted the England job even though the Football Association haven't offered it to him. Speaking at White Hart lane after Man United beat...

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Chelsea sack another manager: Benitez, Griffin and 'arry react

Funny story: Chelsea sack another manager: Benitez, Griffin and 'arry react

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovitch today pulled the plug on under fire manager Andre Villas-Boas and told security guards to escort him from the building. Following an embarrassing defeat away to lowly West Bromwich Albion yesterday, the knifes were...

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United Promise Not To Run Riot At Tottenham

Funny story: United Promise Not To Run Riot At Tottenham

Manchester United insiders today confirmed that United would not be running riot at Tottenham on Sunday afternoon, as the club is acutely aware of its responsibilities in respect of its own supporters, the supporters of Tottenham Hotspur, and the peo...

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Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Funny story: Rangers' chairman devises plan to pay clubs tax bill

Rangers chairman Craig Whyte has revealed to close friends how he plans to pay the tax bill that forced the Scottish Premier League Champions into administration, forcing the SPL to deduct them 10 points. A friend of a friend of a friend of a frie...

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