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Harry Potter and the Nipple Pumps - Culture Minister to consider Ban

Her Majesty's Principal Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport, Karen Bradley, has been asked by MPs to reconsider approval of the printing of J.K. Rowling's latest novel, 'Harry Potter and the Nipple Pumps'. "OK", explained the Culture S...

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The Spoof nails it again - Rowling announces yet another Potter

Funny story: The Spoof nails it again - Rowling announces yet another Potter

And who among the Sheeple-Gullibles thought the boys in charge had closed up their Potter Goldmine, thrown away the keys and gone home? Those business shrewdies at the black heart of Harry Potter for which Rowling is but the front? Bloomsbury, Schola...

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Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Funny story: Harry Potter Book 8 to be Released

Due to popular demand J.K. Rowling has succumbed to unexpectedly writing Harry Potter Book Eight. "I know I said I had stopped at Book Seven and would never write another... and I am sooooo embarrassed, believe me. But my controllers,... er... ba...

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Potter - The Musical, Opening Night in London

Yes, as predicted, the inevitable Harry Potter - The Musical is due to open in Her Majesty's Theatre in London's West End. The opening was scheduled for Christmas Eve but strong intervention from the Tavistock Institute meant it had to be postponed.

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Potter Book 8 Ready for Launch!

Funny story: Potter Book 8 Ready for Launch!

Yes folks the Harry Potter Franchise marches on... just like James Bond. Potter Book 8 is now on the way. Editor has yet to be announced. Said author J.K.Rowling.... " I really thought I had done with it but popular demands are so strong I soooo...

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Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Funny story: Harry Potter Fans Accused Of Porno Inferno

Porn mogul 'Big' Dick Littlejohn has today accused Harry Potter fans of arson after the set of his latest movie Harry Do-Her and the Golden Shower burnt down last night in a huge conflagration in South London. "Those potty fans have had in for me...

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SIMILAR2 - A Computer Program to Make you Famous

Funny story: SIMILAR2 - A Computer Program to Make you Famous

A new computer program called "SIMILAR2" has been devised by a leading publishing agency in London. Arnold Galbraith, the inventor, and rumoured to be a 33rd Degree Freemason whose father was allegedly a Jesuit priest in charge of Vatican Publicity, told our "Nabbed" reporter: "We developed SIMILAR2 for our own writers. Basically, all writing is a matter of ideas, so we figured to help people...

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Another Rowling Blockbuster

Funny story: Another Rowling Blockbuster

A book called "From Bags to Bitches" has rocketed to the Number One slot in America. Written by Alma Chancer it had originally sold only two hundred and nine copies; but after a lawyer working for Schillings inadvertently leaked on a Twitter account...

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A reality television show about dudes making reality TV shows

Funny story: A reality television show about dudes making reality TV shows

Just when you thought they couldn't make any more new reality television shows about people doing "their jobs", TV Land has done it again. Currently, almost every single occupation you can imagine from prison guards to pawnbrokers, chefs, second h...

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Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Funny story: Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics would not exist in an independent Scotland. The startling revelation was made today in a speech by First Minister Alex Salmond, where he outlined more of his plans for the country in the event of a Yes vote. The shock announcement...

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Harry Potter Book 8 Leaked!

Funny story: Harry Potter Book 8 Leaked!

A lawyer representing J.K. Rowling who refuses to be named told "Hollywood Sleuth" last week that he was "ashamed and deeply embarrassed" to have revealed the plot and indeed existence of Harry Potter Book 8. Now the whole world knows that Book 8...

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UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

Funny story: UK Bookies Odds on Harry Potter Book 8

England; Bookie giant Ladbrokes have opened a book, so to speak, on Harry Potter. "Well," explained CEO Jock Crooks, the London shrewdies made a mint out of the Potter thing, a marketing success that is right up there with Coca Cola. Bloomsbury a...

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Bloom, Publisher and Advertiser, on Gender.

Funny story: Bloom, Publisher and Advertiser, on Gender.

It was the first thing I noticed as the beautiful Pamela his secretary led me in, the view from the many tall windows, the whole of Manhattan. The second thing was the massive desk, must have weighed a ton or more and looked like an altar. Then there were the paintings, Hockney, Smart, Dobell, Jasper Johns; I figured they had something in common but didn't know at the time what it was. Cabinets ev...

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Emma Watson expecting twins

Funny story: Emma Watson expecting twins

Former Harry Potter star Emma Watson announced to the world today that she is expecting twins. The exciting and impromptu news had photographers from all over the world trying to sneak up-skirt and down-front shots, particularly those photographer...

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Freeman reveals shocking secrets of the Hobbit/Potter challenge

Funny story: Freeman reveals shocking secrets of the Hobbit/Potter challenge

During an interview today where Martin Freeman was wearily defending the new cash-cow trilogy digging up Bilbo Baggins, the prequels, the new star of The Hobbit made a startling confession. He was asked, did he ever get the urge, during a particularly complex and panoramic scene, to breathe deeply then in his best hobbity voice yell "Dumbeldore"? Oh all the time, it was just as bad for Daniel R...

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Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

Funny story: Rowling Sues French Magazine over "The Casual Vacancy".

J.K.Rowling has issued a writ for libel against Paris Match, France's most renowned popular magazine. At a hastily convened press conference her chief Public Relations officer Andrew McTaggart told reporters: "Eeeh,... averybiddy knows that this...

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Gringotts implicated in Libor Scandal

Funny story: Gringotts implicated in Libor Scandal

The record £290m fine imposed on Barclays for attempting to manipulate the price of a crucial interest rate known as Libor - the London interbank offered rate - and its European equivalent Euribor - is likely to be chicken feed after another London b...

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Harry Potter To Feature Prominently In Olympics Opening Ceremony

Funny story: Harry Potter To Feature Prominently In Olympics Opening Ceremony

London 2012:- Insider leaks suggest that the mysterious 40 foot high figure in Stratford's Olympic Stadium, recently photographed from the air, and heavily disguised by a tarpaulin, is in fact, none other than the fictional wizard, Harry Potter. T...

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