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Napoleon Solo Is Han Solo's Dad

Funny story: Napoleon Solo Is Han Solo's Dad

The 'Star Wars' hero Han Solo has confirmed an earlier report, which had been thought to be fake, that his real-life father was the star of the 1960s TV series 'Man From UNCLE', Napoleon Solo. Solo Jnr. broke the news during an interview with Movi...

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Daredevil pilot Harrison Ford lands atop airliner

Funny story: Daredevil pilot Harrison Ford lands atop airliner

LOS ANGELES, CA --- Harrison Ford, 74, isn't much better a pilot than he was an actor. He proved his lack of aviation skills when, in defiance of an air-traffic controller's order to land on John Wayne Airport's Runway "L," he brought his single-engi...

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Harrison Ford Fans Plead To Famed Actor To Land Plane On Trump And Pence. "Please use your awesome and terrifying aerial abilities for good instead of evil" says fans.

Harrison Ford, famous for playing such roles as Han Solo, and Indiana Jones, has a FUN new hobby of landing airplanes in comedic places. He's recently landed a series of small planes, ones that were built by the Wright Brothers personally, onto su...

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Harrison Ford crushed by defective Millenium Falcon, sues movie studio 'for an arm and a leg'

Funny story: Harrison Ford crushed by defective Millenium Falcon, sues movie studio 'for an arm and a leg'

Pinewood Studios, UK - "At first glance it looked like a bit of attention seeking drama queenery," a Spinewood Studios gaffer said today, "considering he'd just been given the classic thespian good luck greeting of Break A Leg! by fellow actors."...

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The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

Funny story: The Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax

HOLLYWOOD,CA-Insider sources at Lionsgate Entertainment say that the upcoming action sequel The Expendables 3 will forgo a traditional theatrical release in favor of home distribution via the Betamax format. "We felt it was the only way to reach our...

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Canadian dinosaur's head stolen after grizzly murder in Wyoming

Funny story: Canadian dinosaur's head stolen after grizzly murder in Wyoming

JACKSON, Wyoming (ABSNN) - Monday night, a visiting Canadian dinosaur, Tyrannosaurus Bataar, was hacked to death, and his head removed, as he walked back to his room at a local inn, "after drinking heavily at Jackson's world famous Million Dollar Cow...

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George Lucas Retires from Hollywood, Plans First Art Film

Funny story: George Lucas Retires from Hollywood, Plans First Art Film

Following an announcement from George Lucas that he has retired from Hollywood and all the action and fantasy-adventure movies he's best known for, Lucas is reportedly working on his first independent art film from a secluded ranch in the Grand Teton...

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Harrison Ford Talks About His Highly Unusual New Film "Cowboys & Aliens"

Funny story: Harrison Ford Talks About His Highly Unusual New Film "Cowboys & Aliens"

VENICE BEACH - Harrison Ford and his much younger wife Calista Flockhart were having dinner at a local Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse and chatting about his brand new movie Cowboys & Aliens. Ford told Cali that he hopes that the movie is...

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Angelina Jolie Angrily Denies She Cheated On Brad Pitt With George Clooney

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Angrily Denies She Cheated On Brad Pitt With George Clooney

NEW ORLEANS - The entire Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie family is in New Orleans while Pitt films the latest in the Indiana Jones series, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternate Life Style. The film stars Harrison Ford and co-stars Neil Patrick H...

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Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Funny story: Spielberg & Lucas Team Up for Star Wars VII

Putting more than five years of rumors and speculation to rest, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg announced yesterday that production of the seventh part of the Star Wars series had already begun filming at a secret location in the Swiss Alps. Tenta...

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Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart Tie The Knot, Also Get Married

Funny story: Harrison Ford & Calista Flockhart Tie The Knot, Also Get Married

It has been reported that adventure movie actor, Harrison Ford has married his long time girlfriend and roommate, Calista Flockhart, in New Mexico this past week. Among those attending were the Governor of New Mexico, since the ceremony was held a...

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Calista Flockhart and her Grandfather Marry in Secret New Mexico Ceremony

Funny story: Calista Flockhart and her Grandfather Marry in Secret New Mexico Ceremony

Sources report that Calista Flockhart --a woman who hasn't had a job since I paid AOL $19.95 a month for dial-up-- and a man reported to be Flockhart's 83-year old grandfather were married in a secret ceremony in New Mexico last weekend. Extra sec...

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Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford Cast in Godfather IV

Funny story: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford Cast in Godfather IV

Hollywood is a buzz this morning over the recent casting announcements for Godfather Part IV, including Harrison Ford as Michael Corleone and Brad Pitt as his son Anthony. With a screenplay written by Happy Madison productions (Adam Sandler), dire...

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Indiana Jones considering name change

Grizzly archaeologist and inspiration for four hit movies, Indiana Jones today announced he is thinking of changing his name. "I like Montana Jones but am afraid the Miley Cyrus Fans will get too confused."...

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Indiana Jones and curse of the over-full colostomy bag

Steven Spielberg has announced plans for yet another Indiana Jones movie, expected to premier in 2010.

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Final, Final "Raiders" film starring Harrison Ford to be shot in the UK in 2019

Funny story: Final, Final "Raiders" film starring Harrison Ford to be shot in the UK in 2019

The absolute final, final, last film in the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" series, starring Harrison Ford and directed by Steven Spielgames will be shot in Britain in 2019, according to Barry Norman (86), who came out of retirement to make the a...

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Secrets of New Indiana Jones Movie Revealed

Funny story: Secrets of New Indiana Jones Movie Revealed

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will be released on May 22nd. Hollywood experts already project that this will be the biggest movie of the year in the United States and in the world. This fourth installment will still...

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Indiana Jones comes out of retirement

Funny story: Indiana Jones comes out of retirement

After a gap of almost twenty years, Stephen Spielberg is about to begin filming a sequel to his successful 1980's Indiana Jones adventure series starring Harrison Ford and Sean Connery. 'Indiana Jones and the Daytrip to Bangor' is a rippi...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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