An old familiar athlete butt-slapping after a good play is taking over from the Knock-Out game that was the recent trend.
"This is great", stated pimply nerd at a local high school. "I'm tired of getting knocked out.
So he sneaks over and slaps a nice-looking young lady on the butt and she knocks him out.
"Most guys think the new game is a lot better and some of the ladies say they don't...
Leominster is the latest sleepy provincial market town to be hit by a spate of John Wayne-induced happy slap attacks.
The outbreak of about 60 incidents last night followed two earlier attacks by wives in Selby, North Yorkshire. They attacked thei...
Selby's married women have gone on a 'happy slapping' rampage today during TV screenings of John Wayne movies.
As we reported earlier today, Mr Barry Glimpse was attacked by his wife and sister-in-law while watching Rio Bravo.
It transpired th...
A Selby man was subject to a happy slap attack by his wife and sister-in-law today while watching the John Wayne western Rio Bravo.
The incident appears to have been a copy cat version of a similar attack last month.
Barry Glimpse, 47, of Ikea...
A Selby man was sitting quietly watching TV this afternoon when he was "happy slapped" by his wife.
Royce Bandersnatch, of Cumberbatch Rise, had been looking forward to watching the classic Howard Hawks western, El Dorado, featuring John Wayne, Ro...
US adult movie icon, Ron Jeremy, was recovering today in his room at the Resteasy Motel on the A1 just outside Peterborough, following a happy slapping incident in the city.
Mr Jeremy, visiting the UK in his role as a UN Money Shot Ambassador was...
National music treasure Kate Bush has become the the latest victim in the current spate of happy slapping attacks in and around London.
Ms Bush, creator of such classics as Wuthering Heights, Babooshka and Cloudbusting was reportedly shopping in R...
US R&B icon, Rihanna of the red head, (No hair, just a red head - That's enough of that - Ed) was left shaken during a visit to Sandwich on a flying visit to take in a rather soggy British Open Golf Championship.
Rihanna, who sang a song about...
Taylor Momsen, star of the US TV series 'Gossip' and lead singer with rock band, 'The Pretty Reckless' was resting in her hotel suite this afternoon after falling victim to a 'happy slapping' incident in London's Leicester Square, in the heart of the...
In an emotional interview, the boxer Ricky Hatton has described the turmoil and abuse that he has faced since returning to his family home in Manchester after losing the fight to Manny Pacquiao.
"Ever since I developed this glass jaw in Vegas, I'v...
Cheers erupted from the public gallery of Rockall's weekly assize court yesterday as the Margrave of Rockall passed sentence on a gang of teenage asbos for their cowardly happy slapping attacks on the Promenades' pet sealion, cormorant and puffin pop...
Beatles tribute artist and former "wildish" pop star Liam Gallagher has secretly married his long time "tame-ish" girlfriend Nicole Appleton at a secret location thought to be Marylebone this morning.
The Deputy Chief Inspector of London's Metropolitan Police has today expressed serious concerns regarding the increase of random "Happy Wedgie" attacks being carried out on London's streets in recent weeks.
In London, further incidents of Happy Scatting have been reported to the police today by both victims and witnesses of this disturbing new craze.
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