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Butt-Slapping Replaces Knock-Out Game!

Funny story: Butt-Slapping Replaces Knock-Out Game!

An old familiar athlete butt-slapping after a good play is taking over from the Knock-Out game that was the recent trend. "This is great", stated pimply nerd at a local high school. "I'm tired of getting knocked out. So he sneaks over and slaps a nice-looking young lady on the butt and she knocks him out. "Most guys think the new game is a lot better and some of the ladies say they don't...

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Leominster Men Latest Victims Of John Wayne-Induced Happy Slaps

Funny story: Leominster Men Latest Victims Of John Wayne-Induced Happy Slaps

Leominster is the latest sleepy provincial market town to be hit by a spate of John Wayne-induced happy slap attacks. The outbreak of about 60 incidents last night followed two earlier attacks by wives in Selby, North Yorkshire. They attacked thei...

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Selby Wives In Happy Slap Bonanza During John Wayne Movies

Funny story: Selby Wives In Happy Slap Bonanza During John Wayne Movies

Selby's married women have gone on a 'happy slapping' rampage today during TV screenings of John Wayne movies. As we reported earlier today, Mr Barry Glimpse was attacked by his wife and sister-in-law while watching Rio Bravo. It transpired th...

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Selby Man Copy Cat Happy Slapped While Watching John Wayne

Funny story: Selby Man Copy Cat Happy Slapped While Watching John Wayne

A Selby man was subject to a happy slap attack by his wife and sister-in-law today while watching the John Wayne western Rio Bravo. The incident appears to have been a copy cat version of a similar attack last month. Barry Glimpse, 47, of Ikea...

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Selby Man In Happy Slapping Incident While Watching John Wayne

Funny story: Selby Man In Happy Slapping Incident While Watching John Wayne

A Selby man was sitting quietly watching TV this afternoon when he was "happy slapped" by his wife. Royce Bandersnatch, of Cumberbatch Rise, had been looking forward to watching the classic Howard Hawks western, El Dorado, featuring John Wayne, Ro...

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Porn Star Ron Jeremy Happy Slapped Whilst Planking In Peterborough

Funny story: Porn Star Ron Jeremy Happy Slapped Whilst Planking In Peterborough

US adult movie icon, Ron Jeremy, was recovering today in his room at the Resteasy Motel on the A1 just outside Peterborough, following a happy slapping incident in the city. Mr Jeremy, visiting the UK in his role as a UN Money Shot Ambassador was...

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Elton John And David Furnish At Centre Of Kate Bush Happy Slapping Incident

Funny story: Elton John And David Furnish At Centre Of Kate Bush Happy Slapping Incident

National music treasure Kate Bush has become the the latest victim in the current spate of happy slapping attacks in and around London. Ms Bush, creator of such classics as Wuthering Heights, Babooshka and Cloudbusting was reportedly shopping in R...

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Rihanna Shaken In Happy Slapping Incident At Sandwich British Open Golf Championship

Funny story: Rihanna Shaken In Happy Slapping Incident At Sandwich British Open Golf Championship

US R&B icon, Rihanna of the red head, (No hair, just a red head - That's enough of that - Ed) was left shaken during a visit to Sandwich on a flying visit to take in a rather soggy British Open Golf Championship. Rihanna, who sang a song about...

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Horrified Taylor Momsen In Tears After Happy Slapping Incident In London's Leicester Square

Funny story: Horrified Taylor Momsen In Tears After Happy Slapping Incident In London's Leicester Square

Taylor Momsen, star of the US TV series 'Gossip' and lead singer with rock band, 'The Pretty Reckless' was resting in her hotel suite this afternoon after falling victim to a 'happy slapping' incident in London's Leicester Square, in the heart of the...

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Ricky Hatton talks of "Happy Slapping" abuse since returning to Manchester

Funny story: Ricky Hatton talks of "Happy Slapping" abuse since returning to Manchester

In an emotional interview, the boxer Ricky Hatton has described the turmoil and abuse that he has faced since returning to his family home in Manchester after losing the fight to Manny Pacquiao. "Ever since I developed this glass jaw in Vegas, I'v...

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Rockall Happy Slappers Gang Convicted - Sea bird beatings draw heavy sentences.

Funny story: Rockall Happy Slappers Gang Convicted - Sea bird beatings draw heavy sentences.

Cheers erupted from the public gallery of Rockall's weekly assize court yesterday as the Margrave of Rockall passed sentence on a gang of teenage asbos for their cowardly happy slapping attacks on the Promenades' pet sealion, cormorant and puffin pop...

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Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton Marry - Wedding Appears in Happy Slapping Video

Funny story: Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton Marry - Wedding Appears in Happy Slapping Video

Beatles tribute artist and former "wildish" pop star Liam Gallagher has secretly married his long time "tame-ish" girlfriend Nicole Appleton at a secret location thought to be Marylebone this morning.

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Happy Wedgie attacks on the increase

Funny story: Happy Wedgie attacks on the increase

The Deputy Chief Inspector of London's Metropolitan Police has today expressed serious concerns regarding the increase of random "Happy Wedgie" attacks being carried out on London's streets in recent weeks.

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Scat Fetish Attacks on the Increase

Funny story: Scat Fetish Attacks on the Increase

In London, further incidents of Happy Scatting have been reported to the police today by both victims and witnesses of this disturbing new craze.

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