OAK BROOK, Illinois - The McDonald's Corporation wants to inform its customers that recent rumors which were tracked back to San Diego, California are positively false.
Golden Arches spokeswoman Nancy Zabeletta stated that the fast food giant has...
CHICAGO - The world's number one restaurant franchise is always having to keep one step ahead of the competition.
Walter B. Frothfizzle, 53, spokesperson for the McDonald's chain stated that they've noticed in their corporate rear view mirror that...
Mitt Romney flew to the New Jersey shore today with a camera crew and handed out Happy Meals to a crowd of seven hundred hungry and homeless New Jersey residents.
According to the traveling press corps Romney realized his largess was more than a...
When remnants of a 20,000-year-old kitchen were discovered recently in China, it was hailed as a major find.
Researchers combed the site, thinking they might come across some leftover Chicken Chow Mein or perhaps some fortune cookies. No luck.
Fast food giant, McDonald's today announced that they were considering disregarding a ruling to discontinue toys in Happy Meals and once again offering the popular childrens' treat with limited edition action figures. But the first toy being offered...
Still arguing against the legality and morality of offering Happy Meals or Kid's Meals to children in fast food restaurants, San Francisco city leaders continue to push for a ban on the grounds that they alone, lead to childhood obesity.
It is cle...
San Francisco is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. And whether you want a night of rough trade with a pretty young boy, or $40.00 worth of wobbly pills to make the night go better, San Francisco has it.
Just don't try to order a Happy...
Shocked at the news over the Happy Meal ban in San Francisco, a regular stomping ground for the recently incarcerated recording artist, Lil' Wayne has gone "full guns", if you'll pardon the pun, to lobby against the ban.
Quickly getting his contra...
A woman who bought a MacShite Crappy Meal 6 years ago, and absentmindedly forgot to eat it after taking it home, has recently discovered it in a cupboard in her kitchen.
Mrs Doreen Dipshit, a shamefully hard working, happily married mother of two,...
The controversy over whether or not McDonald's should be banned from including kids' toys in their highly popular Happy Meals just got a little more controversial when McDonald's announced plans to introduce meat toys in the meals come January to rep...
OAKLAND - In a type of 'Tit for Tat' move so to speak, the city of Oakland has decided to ban the consumption of the children's candy 'Gummy Bears' within its city limits.
Oakland spokeswoman Ramona Trumpetweed, stated that the city of Oakland too...
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McDonalds, worried at their recent drop in sales in their adult demographic, has decided to extend their marketing strategy. Effective August 1st, the world's largest hamburger chain will a new Happy Meal for Adults, the Make You Really Happy Meal.
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