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Funny story: Mickey D's Announces An Amazing New Addition To Its Happy Meals

Mickey D's Announces An Amazing New Addition To Its Happy Meals

CHICAGO - The world's number one restaurant franchise is always having to keep one step ahead of the competition. Walter B. Frothfizzle, 53, spokesperson for the McDonald's chain stated that they've noticed in their corporate rear view mirror that...
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Funny story: Romney hands out two-hundred Happy Meals at devastated New Jersey shore

Romney hands out two-hundred Happy Meals at devastated New Jersey shore

Mitt Romney flew to the New Jersey shore today with a camera crew and handed out Happy Meals to a crowd of seven hundred hungry and homeless New Jersey residents. According to the traveling press corps Romney realized his largess was more than a...
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Funny story: McDonald's Happy Meal Box Survives for 20,000 Years

McDonald's Happy Meal Box Survives for 20,000 Years

When remnants of a 20,000-year-old kitchen were discovered recently in China, it was hailed as a major find. Researchers combed the site, thinking they might come across some leftover Chicken Chow Mein or perhaps some fortune cookies. No luck.
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Funny story: SF McDonald's Boycotts No Toys in Happy Meals with Wikileaks' Julian Assange Action Figure

SF McDonald's Boycotts No Toys in Happy Meals with Wikileaks' Julian Assange Action Figure

Fast food giant, McDonald's today announced that they were considering disregarding a ruling to discontinue toys in Happy Meals and once again offering the popular childrens' treat with limited edition action figures. But the first toy being offered...
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Funny story: San Francisco Tofu Eaters Still Don't Understand the Concept of a Kid's Meal

San Francisco Tofu Eaters Still Don't Understand the Concept of a Kid's Meal

Still arguing against the legality and morality of offering Happy Meals or Kid's Meals to children in fast food restaurants, San Francisco city leaders continue to push for a ban on the grounds that they alone, lead to childhood obesity. It is cle...
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Funny story: San Francisco Bans Toys in Happy Meals, Encourages Drug Use, and Same-Sex Relations

San Francisco Bans Toys in Happy Meals, Encourages Drug Use, and Same-Sex Relations

San Francisco is one of the most beautiful cities in the world. And whether you want a night of rough trade with a pretty young boy, or $40.00 worth of wobbly pills to make the night go better, San Francisco has it. Just don't try to order a Happy...
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Funny story: Lil' Wayne Fights to Restore Happy Meals in San Francisco

Lil' Wayne Fights to Restore Happy Meals in San Francisco

Shocked at the news over the Happy Meal ban in San Francisco, a regular stomping ground for the recently incarcerated recording artist, Lil' Wayne has gone "full guns", if you'll pardon the pun, to lobby against the ban. Quickly getting his contra...
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Funny story: MacShite Crappy Meal shows no signs of decomposing after 6 years

MacShite Crappy Meal shows no signs of decomposing after 6 years

A woman who bought a MacShite Crappy Meal 6 years ago, and absentmindedly forgot to eat it after taking it home, has recently discovered it in a cupboard in her kitchen. Mrs Doreen Dipshit, a shamefully hard working, happily married mother of two,...
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Funny story: McDonald's Responds to San Fran Protests by Creating Meat Toys

McDonald's Responds to San Fran Protests by Creating Meat Toys

The controversy over whether or not McDonald's should be banned from including kids' toys in their highly popular Happy Meals just got a little more controversial when McDonald's announced plans to introduce meat toys in the meals come January to rep...
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Funny story: San Francisco Bans Happy Meals - Oakland, Not To Be Outdone, Bans Gummy Bears

San Francisco Bans Happy Meals - Oakland, Not To Be Outdone, Bans Gummy Bears

OAKLAND - In a type of 'Tit for Tat' move so to speak, the city of Oakland has decided to ban the consumption of the children's candy 'Gummy Bears' within its city limits. Oakland spokeswoman Ramona Trumpetweed, stated that the city of Oakland too...
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Funny story: Random Disclaimer

Random Disclaimer

Crappy Meal will never be used in this or future articles as a parody, defamation, comedy representation on any happy meal times that persons unknown or known or imagined may have, or on any thing associated with happy or meal in any combination or variation or alphanumeric or rhyming representation.
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Funny story: McDonalds Announces New Happy Meal Toys For Adults

McDonalds Announces New Happy Meal Toys For Adults

McDonalds, worried at their recent drop in sales in their adult demographic, has decided to extend their marketing strategy. Effective August 1st, the world's largest hamburger chain will a new Happy Meal for Adults, the Make You Really Happy Meal.
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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