Scotland Yard continues to press a recent murder mystery whilst remaining mum after what was alternately described as a parrot or an albatross was seen to drop what turned out to be the second toe of missing spoof writer Dudley Morton.
Singer Susan Boyle told police in London that she had been attacked by a man with a foot fetish backstage after a recent performance there.
"I was going to my dressing room and it was late because of several encores so there weren't as many people...
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HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - In the wake of two blockbuster hits, the second highest grossing documentary of all-time "March of the Penguins" and the currently top-rated film, the animated feature "Happy Feet," one of the last of Hollywood...
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