McINTYRE, Georgia - Little Honey Boo Boo has just shown that she has a bigger heart than that anti-Big Bird fella that is running for president.
In a move that even stunned her own mother, June "Mama" Shannon, the tiny seven-year-old, decided to s...
The world's happiest couple, Derek and Doreen Plimpton, of Port Isaac, Cornwall, currently basking in the glow of a 60 year long period of marital bliss, today revealed the secret behind their happy union.
"I do as I'm told," Derek told reporters.
The Church of Scientology is taking a bit of a beating at the moment, what with claims of child forced labor, perverting the course of justice and false imprisonment. Several organizations, including Village Voice and the hacker group Anonymous are...
LOS ANGELES - The television sit-com Happy Days which was set in the 50s ran from 1974 to 1984, and in that time everyone on the Happy Days Show was happy. But oh how things have changed.
According to reports which appeared in The Cucamonga Chit C...
Erin Moran, the scary clown-lizard actress that Happy Days creator Garry Marshall passed off as sexy for years, has devastated the penis-wielding public from coast-to-coast, when a leaked video of her faking an orgasm while a cast member of Celebrity...
We look upon them, the iconic TV moms and dads of our youth, and wish to ourselves, "God I wish he was my Dad," or "If she was my Mom, she'd ever touch my special area."
And now they are dropping like flies: Before Barbara Billingsley's body coul...
US Congressman and Senators streamed toward the exits today as tens of thousand of the unemployed faced the future without funds of any kind. The limos waited at the exits and private jets waited at the airport tarmacs to wing the legislators to thei...
Arthur Fonzarelli (a.k.a. the Fonz, a.k.a. Fonzie) was arrested for theft in Minnesota's Mall of America. 72 year old Mr. Fonzarelle was witnessed by a security guard to approach a vending machine, hit the side, and get a free drink. The Fonz has b...
Philippine president, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, is said to be very happy with her party's response regarding her proposal to convene a Constitutional Assembly, more popularly known as CON-ASS.
Apparently not content with raiding governement coffers...
In recent years a glut of Australian soap stars have been drafted in to the UK, to appear in UK pantomime.
Henry Winkler, who used to be the Fonz and very cool, is now joining fellow U.S stars in this bawdy, British tradition. Starsky and Huggy B...
Warren 'Potsie' Webber, the simple-witted crooner from the 1970's, hit sitcom "Happy Days is the U.S' most prolific serial killer.
The Daily Scum can reveal that 'greasy' Potsie is the 'Phone-Book' Killer, who chose his victims from the phone-book...
Archaeologists at a Hollywood studio have found what appears to be an episode of popular TV series Happy Days dating back to the late 19th century, indicating that, contrary to widespread belief, the popular series about life in 1950s America wasn...
Shock news has reached us that Arthur 'The Fonz' Fonzerelli from 1950's documentary 'Happy Days' really was not as cool or as dangerous as anybody thought.
Corporate Cronies and Billionaires Celebrate Four More Years...