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Funny story: Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Why should Senator John Kerry be appointed Secretary of State? When he made his run for the presidency against Dubya it was pointed out that if Kerry were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (John Edwards) in the White House. While BILLINGSGATE does not wish to offend members of the genera Tamias and Eutamias species, it is not only Dr. B who has not...
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Funny story: Naked Face Eating Attacker Had Rare Flesh Eating Disease

Naked Face Eating Attacker Had Rare Flesh Eating Disease

BILLINGSGATE POST - Miami police investigating the gruesome face-eating attack on a 65-year-old homeless man by Rudy Eugene have dismissed reports speculating that Eugene may have been under the influence of a synthetic stimulent known as bath salts.
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Funny story: Dr. Hannibal Lector Named Death Panel Czar By Obama

Dr. Hannibal Lector Named Death Panel Czar By Obama

After waiting until Congress had adjourned, President Obama appointed avowed socialist, Dr. Donald Berwick, to oversee Medicare and Medicaid. Dr. Berwick, who advocates the redistribution of wealth to equalize health care, said he admires the Britis...
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Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal 'obsessed' with Hannibal Lecter actor Anthony Hopkins

Crossbow Cannibal 'obsessed' with Hannibal Lecter actor Anthony Hopkins

Yorkshire - (Slashers): Bradford's 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths may have been obsessed with Silence of the Lambs star Anthony Hopkins whom he is said to resemble facially. A police search of the suspected murderer's seedy bedsit has found...
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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

BALTIMORE, Maryland - Dr. Hannibal Lecter, noted forensic psychologist and epicurean cannibal, has stepped forward to suggest a new detention plan for the Gitmo detainees that some say "tests the bounds" of the American legal system. President Obama...
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Funny story: Sir Anthony Hopkins To Return As Hannibal Lector One Last Time

Sir Anthony Hopkins To Return As Hannibal Lector One Last Time

Sir Anthony 'The Cannibal' Hopkins is set to return for one last time as Hannibal Lector in a special two-hour episode of Coronation Street to be filmed next month. Hopkins, 54, a massive fan of the TV Soap, also 54, can't wait to get his teeth in...
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