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Slim Everdingle: Looking For Leg In All The Wrong Places

Funny story: Slim Everdingle: Looking For Leg In All The Wrong Places

BILLINGSGATE POST: As earlier reported, erstwhile lover Slim Everdingle lost one of his legs while in an amorous tryst with Annibal Lector, the daughter of infamous cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Not a handsome man; some would say he was downright ug...

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Trump Appoints Hannibal Lector To Head War Dep't

Funny story: Trump Appoints Hannibal Lector To Head War Dep't

Donald Trump said today that the term "Defense Department" is too PC. "I'm re-naming it the War Department and I've appointed Hannibal Lector Secretary of War." "Who is better to run a department of permanent war than a serial killer?" asked the...

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Annibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!

Funny story: Annibal Lector Booked For Gnawing Off Coyote Ugly Man's Leg: UPDATE!

BILLINGSGATE POST: Following the tragic news of Slim Everdingle losing his leg in a bedroom romp, police in Denver have arrested Annibal Lector, the daughter of the notorious cannibal, Hannibal Lector. Saying that the fruit doesn't fall far from th...

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Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

Funny story: Arkansas Bans The TV Series Hannibal

LITTLE ROCK - The Mads "Madman" Mikkelsen series Hannibal has already been banned in Arkansas. The entertainment news agency iRumors reports that the Arkansas State Senate deemed that the show is positively inappropriate for viewing by any of Arka...

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Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Funny story: Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Why should Senator John Kerry be appointed Secretary of State? When he made his run for the presidency against Dubya it was pointed out that if Kerry were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (John Edwards) in the White House. While BILLINGSGATE does not wish to offend members of the genera Tamias and Eutamias species, it is not only Dr. B who has not...

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Naked Face Eating Attacker Had Rare Flesh Eating Disease

Funny story: Naked Face Eating Attacker Had Rare Flesh Eating Disease

BILLINGSGATE POST - Miami police investigating the gruesome face-eating attack on a 65-year-old homeless man by Rudy Eugene have dismissed reports speculating that Eugene may have been under the influence of a synthetic stimulent known as bath salts.

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Dr. Hannibal Lector Named Death Panel Czar By Obama

Funny story: Dr. Hannibal Lector Named Death Panel Czar By Obama

After waiting until Congress had adjourned, President Obama appointed avowed socialist, Dr. Donald Berwick, to oversee Medicare and Medicaid. Dr. Berwick, who advocates the redistribution of wealth to equalize health care, said he admires the Britis...

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Crossbow Cannibal 'obsessed' with Hannibal Lecter actor Anthony Hopkins

Funny story: Crossbow Cannibal 'obsessed' with Hannibal Lecter actor Anthony Hopkins

Yorkshire - (Slashers): Bradford's 'Crossbow Cannibal' Stephen Griffiths may have been obsessed with Silence of the Lambs star Anthony Hopkins whom he is said to resemble facially. A police search of the suspected murderer's seedy bedsit has found...

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Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

Funny story: Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

BALTIMORE, Maryland - Dr. Hannibal Lecter, noted forensic psychologist and epicurean cannibal, has stepped forward to suggest a new detention plan for the Gitmo detainees that some say "tests the bounds" of the American legal system. President Obama...

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Sir Anthony Hopkins To Return As Hannibal Lector One Last Time

Funny story: Sir Anthony Hopkins To Return As Hannibal Lector One Last Time

Sir Anthony 'The Cannibal' Hopkins is set to return for one last time as Hannibal Lector in a special two-hour episode of Coronation Street to be filmed next month. Hopkins, 54, a massive fan of the TV Soap, also 54, can't wait to get his teeth in...

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