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TV bosses commission Jeremy Kyle on Death Row and confirms he will be executed live on television

Funny story: TV bosses commission Jeremy Kyle on Death Row and confirms he will be executed live on television

Television bosses have commissioned a thought provoking documentary series staring TV bully Jeremy Kyle investigating life on death row. Kyle and crew will travel to Indiana in order to investigate and give a clear insight on the matter. They, howeve...

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Bring Back The Guillotine

Funny story: Bring Back The Guillotine

This countries a mess. There we said it. But it's not our opinion, but the opinion of the man on the street. The white van mad man, the market trader and the pub landlord all agree. But why is it a mess and what are the solutions, we don't know, shit we cant remember where we let the dog off it's lead last. That dam terrier could be anywhere. Anyway we grabbed a bunch of people off the street (...

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'Copycat' Tarot clue as 'Hanged Man' found in Hyde Park

Funny story: 'Copycat' Tarot clue as 'Hanged Man' found in Hyde Park

London - The find comes nearly one year after the discovery of a dead man 'impersonating a major arcana Tarot card' opposite Buckingham Palace - as reported by QM-NewsCorpse. "It's an eerie echo of the July 2011 incident," an early morning jogger...

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Iran Hangs Soccer WAG; Event Sends Tremors Through London Night Clubs!

Funny story: Iran Hangs Soccer WAG; Event Sends Tremors Through London Night Clubs!

The announcement today from Iran that they had publicly hung a soccer wag, the mistress of a former soccer star, has sent a tremor of terror and trepidation though the sports world, especially in the UK where the practice of being a 'temp' has beco...

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Fashion Designer Alexander McQueen Hangs Himself on Eve of Mother's Funeral

Funny story: Fashion Designer Alexander McQueen Hangs Himself on Eve of Mother's Funeral

British Fashion designer Alexander McQueen committed suicide by hanging himself on the eve of his mother's funeral. The designer left a note (contents yet to be revealed) stating his intentions. Inquiring minds all over the world, however, are ru...

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Hanging Is Back - And In Public!

Funny story: Hanging Is Back - And In Public!

In a shock move to restore popularity, Government Ministers have announced the re-introduction of capital punishment. The Home Secretary has taken it upon himself, under the Prevention of Terrorism Act, to bring back the rope. "I mean, we can get...

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David Carradine's Death Increases Rope Sales At Adult Shops.

(Los Angeles-CA) As more facts emerge from the Bangkok medical examiner's office regarding the death of "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" star David Carradine, a trend is developing at adult shops in both New York and Los Angeles. The sale of nylon rope has...

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A Florida Hanging Chad or a lynching

I don't know about you, but for me wearing a noose is never politically correct, not even on Halloween. It's 9:30 PM on Halloween. The poll workers have counted the totals for the day (over 1700 votes), cleaned up the room and got ready for the next day of early voting. One of the few white pollworkers pulls a noose around his neck and sticks a name tag on his chest with "CHAD" handwritten on...

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Pure Bollocks!

Funny story: Pure Bollocks!

Whats the score with mens bollocks? Why on earth did God decide to have them hanging loose where they are easily knocked?...

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Lack Of Bridgend Hangings Means Town Is Improving, Says WTB

Funny story: Lack Of Bridgend Hangings Means Town Is Improving, Says WTB

A distinct lack of any significant hangings in the Welsh town of Bridgend recently, is an indicator of just how far the town has come in such a short space of time, and how safe and idyllic

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Bridgend Ropemakers "targeting youth"

Funny story: Bridgend Ropemakers "targeting youth"

Bridgend's assistant Police chief reacted angrily last night to claims that fat cat ropemakers were making an obscene profit out of the recent spate of youth hangings. At a tempestuous press conference, PC Dave Morris stormed "I don't kn...

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Bridgend Hangings Prompt Council To Erect Gallows

Funny story: Bridgend Hangings Prompt Council To Erect Gallows

Council chiefs in Bridgend are to erect a gallows after the suicide rate in the Welsh town has recently soared to an all-time high, and has attracted a record number of tourists clamouring for a gawp. Two more hangings this week have brought the t...

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More Humane Executions in Texas?

Funny story: More Humane Executions in Texas?

Hanging Tree, TX (USA Today) - Based on the issues presented to the Supreme Court recently regarding the humanity of lethal injections some Texas legislators are proposing more humane forms of execution. Stating a long time, yet unwritten, policy reg...

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Equestrian IX (last post)

The buyer along with his family waited outside, at the gate. He, too, had put on his best clothes, hanging medals won in WWII. His 14-year old grandson was polishing a saddle in the station wagon. At the order of the master of the ceremony, the event commenced. A platoon size choir stood next to a band using civilian musical instruments. The gate opened. H-345 was led by a man dressed in medieval...

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Princess Poole's Page: Art Misunderstood

It's time to set the record straight, today's artists are not crazy, they are simply misunderstood. The public just cannot be expected to understand today's art without years of art education, drugs, hanging out with weirdos and intense therapy.

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Death Row - The New Reality TV Show

Funny story: Death Row - The New Reality TV Show

In another attempt to reduce the prison population, the Government has signed a deal with Channel 4 to run a new reality show.

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Saddam Aides Executed and One Beheaded by God - Iraqi Government Adviser

Funny story: Saddam Aides Executed and One Beheaded by God - Iraqi Government Adviser

According to the Government ad...

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94-Year-Old Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope

Funny story: 94-Year-Old Granny Tied Saddam's Noose From Historic Rope

WASHINGTON, Jan. 6, Reuters -- A 94-year-old folk artist tied Saddam Hussein's execution noose using the rigging of an historic warship, then risked her life to save the rope from a lynch mob, the White House said today.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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