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Funny story: Dorking woman calls mountain rescue after a handbag explosion

Dorking woman calls mountain rescue after a handbag explosion

Mum of four, Matilda Entwistle, from Station Road in Dorking*, had to be rescued by three fire engines, fourteen police officers and the entire mountain rescue team from Snowdon, flown in especially on a coastguard Sea King helicopter (pictured).
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Funny story: Contents Of The Queen's Handbag Revealed In New Book!

Contents Of The Queen's Handbag Revealed In New Book!

In a new book, 'Elizabeth the Queen, She's On The Throne', by royal biographer Sally Bedsheet-Vomit, Sally has revealed some of the items Her Majesty likes to carry around with her in her handbag. They include a crisply folded five, and ten pound not...
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Funny story: Thatcher's Handbag To Be Auctioned For Charity

Thatcher's Handbag To Be Auctioned For Charity

In a gesture which may show that she has finally buried the hatchet, Baroness Thatcher has agreed that her trustiest of handbags will be auctioned for charity. The handbag in question, a classic 1979 Asprey, is expected to reach a value of £100,00...
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Funny story: Police to be Issued with Handbags

Police to be Issued with Handbags

Following in the footsteps of Hero Granny, Ann Timpson, 71 the Police are being issued with red handbags with which to deal with criminals. Ann took on four sledgehammer wielding jewel thieves in Northampton with shouts of 'Stop It!' and landed se...
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Funny story: Boxer Amir Khan admits 'I was handbag-wielding SuperGranny in foiled robbery'

Boxer Amir Khan admits 'I was handbag-wielding SuperGranny in foiled robbery'

The story of the old lady that 'clobbered' robbers with her handbag took a strange twist today when WBA champion boxer Amir Khan claimed it was him. Video of the raid on a jeweller's in Northampton shows what appears to be an elderly woman in a red...
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Funny story: John Schnatter's Face Made Into Fine Leather Handbag

John Schnatter's Face Made Into Fine Leather Handbag

ANCHORAGE, KY - Better Ingredients, Better Pizza... and now, it would seem Poppa's also Got a Brand New Bag. After years of intense artificial and natural tanning, John Schnatter, Poppa Johnny's Pizza founder and pitchman, decided to ditch his dam...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Buys $92,000 Handbag

Sarah Palin Buys $92,000 Handbag

Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin has angered some sections of US society after it was revealed that, in the two months since August, she has spent an astronomical amount of Party money on her image upgrade - including $92,000 on a handbag and matc...
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Funny story: Handbag Violence Endemic, Says Government Minister

Handbag Violence Endemic, Says Government Minister

As an epidemic of handbag violence sweeps the UK a government minister, Doctor Derek Vasectomy has announced. 'This is probably the greatest challenge that any government has faced since prohibition in the USA.' said the minister. 'We are faced wi...
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Funny story: Handbags Get Turbocharged

Handbags Get Turbocharged

In a somewhat surprising move, boots the chemist have today introduced miniature jet engines into their small range of ladies' handbags. The engines are said to vary from a V6 to a V12, and also differ in their gearing - some are a mere single speed,...
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