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Funny story: Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

Carrie Fisher Purchases $90,000 Worth of Star Wars Memorabilia

BEVERLY HILLS - Carrie Fisher has admitted that she is a first rate shopaholic and she cannot control her addiction. She recently spoke with iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli and told her that she has gone into book stores and ended up buying 25 b...
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Funny story: Luke Skywalker Still Receives Therapy for Falling Passionately in Love With Sister

Luke Skywalker Still Receives Therapy for Falling Passionately in Love With Sister

Hollywood - Though it has been nearly 35 years since his discovery of the fact Princess Leia was his twin sister, Luke has yet to totally come to grips with the reality of the situation. Today a balding man with a beer belly, Luke opened up and spill...
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Funny story: George Lucas Now Insists Malfunctioning Table Lamp Killed Greedo In Horrific Cantina Accident

George Lucas Now Insists Malfunctioning Table Lamp Killed Greedo In Horrific Cantina Accident

PASADENA, CA - Never one to skirt a controversy, STAR WARS' creator George Lucas has offered to - once again - set the record straight so far as he's concerned with matters involving a galaxy far, far away. "For years, there's been this brewi...
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Funny story: The Adventures Of Flash Flyguy Intergalactic Mercenary!

The Adventures Of Flash Flyguy Intergalactic Mercenary!

In our last exciting installment, intergalactic space pilot and Han Solo wannabe Flash Flyguy, along with his faithful droid Divot single-handedly (and with the help of some very convenient plot points) saved a small band of terrafarmers on Glorthos IV from certain doom from this really evil oppressive guy we can't name because Lucasfilm slapped an injunction on us.
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Funny story: Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

In the tradition of Rocky and Rambo, another ex-action star refuses to recognize that he's old.
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